🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Damn, y'all, were we not told there would be no math?

Oh wait, that was Hamber, which is why none of her shit adds up. Her metaphorical shit, that is. Her literal shit must be an epic episode of one of those mega-cleanup shows.
 
Jesus Illiterate Christ, she said "expecially" FOUR times in under one minute. That has to be a new deathfat record.

Imagine you had the kind of empty life of luxury where all you had to do on a particular day was focus on water consumption.

Also, HELLO IT'S READY or it didn't happen.
 
What did I just watch?!? This has to be trolling. I just... am speechless.

I'm gonna leave the recapping to Situation Girl, but the deep, existential horror she expresses at the Unfairness of Being Amberlynn Reid... when we've all seen (a partial list, I'm sure) of the metric fuckton of calories, fat and sodium consumed daily... that's a lot.

That the "positive choice" is the Fffffffamous Bowl, with 98% of your RDA of sodium.

I mean, even pets get their junk food. Whew.
 
I am honestly SO fucking tired of her blaming EVERYTHING for her weight gain except herself. She had over 4,000 mg of sodium in that video. but "she gains weight from her legs swelling from car rides" like it's not her fault guise. : (
that "low sodium" soy sauce was still almost 600 mg for a tbsp.
She's just...SO delusional and acts like she's so self-aware. It's so tiring.
 
Pearlxx said:
I am honestly SO fucking tired of her blaming EVERYTHING for her weight gain except herself. She had over 4,000 mg of sodium in that video. but "she gains weight from her legs swelling from car rides" like it's not her fault guise. : (
that "low sodium" soy sauce was still almost 600 mg for a tbsp.
She's just...SO delusional and acts like she's so self-aware. It's so tiring.
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I almost choked when I looked up the KFC famous bowl and saw it has nearly 2500mg of sodium alone -- and this is the thing she eats daily (possibly more than once for all we know, see seems infatuated with them). Amberlynn eats more sodium-filled foods than what you'd find in a fucking salt mine and she's just dumb-founded as to how she could be retaining so much water. She's practically a human de-humidifier by now.
 
Have a great day everyone!
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Amberlynn blames her body on an alleged pound gain and denies that weight loss is scientifically possible for her in the way it is for others. Of course, Amber decides to drink more from The Coldest Water Bottle™ and already has an excuse lined up to blame weight gain on muh water weight.

$400 electric bill in the winter? The windows cannot be fully blamed for that, Amber is known for keeping it hot during the cold months, surely she can dial it down and get insulating curtains. This with the pantry clean-out feels like she's outgrowing the apartment.

Amber eats *5 times on video. A sushi roll, cheesy rice & fruit, chocolate & chickpeas, breakfast bagel, and a KFC Famous Bowl. "Outpatient taught me to eat what you crave so you don't binge." Yeah, I bet that sated the bingemonster's craving for a seafood boil and ice cream. Before Amber shakes the KFC bag, there's a jumpcut. Of course she ate more than just a KFC bowl. 1695 calories were claimed to have been ate this day of filming.
 
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For Fucks Sake! Either she is playing us (badly) or she really is dumber than a slime-mold!

For the love of the Baby Jesus someone tell me which of those bins (or 55-gallon drums) to put this bullshit into.
 
Ayygs and Layygs said:
I remember her ordering all that crap from optavia which was quickly thrown aside just like everything else. Was there another one?
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She also has bought cheap made-in-china earrin's from Paparazzi, a "jewlery" mlm, it's worse than costume jewelry. Fun fact, there's a class action lawsuit against them for falsely advertising their junk as nickel and lead free. Now all the signage and packaging took off the "nickel and lead free" saying, instead of, you know, not using nickel and lead in their jewelry.
 
You, me, any of us ate that much sodium per day would turn into "OMG, Medusa just looked at me!" blocks of pure salt.

Not kidding.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
You, me, any of us ate that much sodium per day would turn into "OMG, Medusa just looked at me!" blocks of pure salt.

Not kidding.
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The fat is the only way she hasn't turned herself into a mummy with all the preservatives and sodium she consumes. That's why she's afraid to lose the weight.
 
So in a time where supplies are scarce, the economy is shaky as hell and a lot of people can't afford to pay their bills, this walking tribute to overconsumption is once again showing off how much she has and how much she wastes.

Why is anyone subscribed to this?

And the look on lil' Twinkie's face about halfway through the video when Amber's hired help is holding her in the air over Amber's shoulder... Poor doggo.
 
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