🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I swear she is the most wasteful person I've ever seen. She buys groceries but eats out every meal. She buys huge amounts of clothes but always wears those damn black leggings and whatever tent dress shirt. "We're going to do another goodwill thing" (meaning they're gonna pull up and just throw their crap on the ground outside) because she's supposedly trying to get rid of things but she keeps buying unnecessary crap. She has the impulse control of a toddler in the candy aisle.

Insulin reid said:
she assures us she doesnt really even like it so there's this air about it like she wont eat it
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This has never made sense. If you don't like something, you wouldn't order it, right? Or is that too much thinking? Is this part of the i don't like pizza oh so Quirkylynn?

A Peach but Blue said:
But is she losing weight though? Her size has looked about the damn same for several months if not more. If she is losing, she’s doing so far too slowly for it to make any sort of difference whatsoever given that she’s enormous
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This 500 pound blob is setting weight loss goals at tenths of a pound as if she's an infant where the ounces matter. I do believe she has lost some. I think during the breakup era last summer she was able to by sheer luck, but considering she's still 500 pounds, she's not really trying. The BMR for someone her size to maintain is around 3,300 calories. If she was actually eating the dainty 2,000 calories or whatever she claims she'd actually be losing.
 
what gets me about the pants is those kevlar space-age "en pointe" pants come in other colors and yet she chooses black, honey black being slimming can only do so much.
 
Ayygs and Layygs said:
I swear she is the most wasteful person I've ever seen. She buys groceries but eats out every meal. She buys huge amounts of clothes but always wears those damn black leggings and whatever tent dress shirt. "We're going to do another goodwill thing" (meaning they're gonna pull up and just throw their crap on the ground outside) because she's supposedly trying to get rid of things but she keeps buying unnecessary crap. She has the impulse control of a toddler in the candy aisle.
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It's the reason I despise Amber. She's such a wasteful retard it's a talent in itself.

Ayygs and Layygs said:
This has never made sense. If you don't like something, you wouldn't order it, right? Or is that too much thinking? Is this part of the i don't like pizza oh so Quirkylynn?
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It's the same shit with her "ayyg" allergy or the reason she thinks meat creeps her out; she doesn't want to admit that she's a fatass that hoovers up all food in her vicinity.

Ayygs and Layygs said:
This 500 pound blob is setting weight loss goals at tenths of a pound as if she's an infant where the ounces matter. I do believe she has lost some. I think during the breakup era last summer she was able to by sheer luck, but considering she's still 500 pounds, she's not really trying. The BMR for someone her size to maintain is around 3,300 calories. If she was actually eating the dainty 2,000 calories or whatever she claims she'd actually be losing.
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At this point, everytime Amber moves her fat lips, she lies. I bet a nominal weight loss happens, but then her fat brain goes into panic mode and decides that she's rather live stuffed and and miserable than deal with the discomfort of STARVEEN
 
Good job, McDonalds - great channel for advertising.

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i investigated the "dot Picture" some more.
turns out the whole tasteful Triptychon appeared first here,
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you can just see the first picture because of fat Amber.
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before there was some lesbian art.
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for the longest time the dot stayed on the right corner space. but then it fell.
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after that the picture changed place but was still down.
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it actually still is down.
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i wonder, what is the real story behind all that? maybe just a crocked nail?
 
OM FUCKING G! I'm up .2 of an ellbee and my world is collapsing!

ProTip: Go take a piss before you weigh your nasty UTI self.

Dis bitch.... more manic than ever.
 
Thanks, y'all.

Xenomorph said:
what gets me about the pants is those kevlar space-age "en pointe" pants come in other colors and yet she chooses black, honey black being slimming can only do so much.
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It's bewildering for someone who wants to be a fashionista so damn badly.


Owlflaps said:
It's the reason I despise Amber. She's such a wasteful retard it's a talent in itself.
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And she does it without a second thought. Normal people would have to work hard to be half as wasteful as Hamber.

Owlflaps said:
It's the same shit with her "ayyg" allergy or the reason she thinks meat creeps her out; she doesn't want to admit that she's a fatass that hoovers up all food in her vicinity.
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Quirky. So quirky!

Owlflaps said:
At this point, everytime Amber moves her fat lips, she lies. I bet a nominal weight loss happens, but then her fat brain goes into panic mode and decides that she's rather live stuffed and and miserable than deal with the discomfort of STARVEEN
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Reminds me of when she quit the WLS doc's meal plan after 12 hours and told us se was looking for a "nutritious, not malnourished" plan, as if she were in imminent danger of starving to death by eating 1000 calories a day for two weeks to demonstrate to the doctor she could exercise self-control and thus be a better candidate for surgery. But we all know Fat Ham doesn't exercise anything but her jaw muscles.

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Babygorlwhisperer said:
i investigated the "dot Picture" some more.
turns out the whole tasteful Triptychon appeared first here,
View attachment 3507830 you can just see the first picture because of fat Amber.
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before there was some lesbian art.
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for the longest time the dot stayed on the right corner space. but then it fell.
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after that the picture changed place but was still down.View attachment 3507826
it actually still is down.
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i wonder, what is the real story behind all that? maybe just a crocked nail?
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That is some next level detectiveness right there!

The real story is that the both of them are lazy assholes.
 
whole box of couscous then in the same wheezing breath says "after I eat this we are gonna do a taste test of the snacks we got" :story: :story: :story: :story:

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Miltank said:
I feel gross and clammy just looking at her sweaty, unwashed self
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That second snip from the video belongs in "Worst Pics of Hamber" Gallery. I won't argue rank, but if it's not Nummba #1, it's near #1. But there are so many it's hard to say and now in my mind, they're all worth max gross.

Way to deliver such stunning content.
 
Xenomorph said:
whole box of couscous then in the same wheezing breath says "after I eat this we are gonna do a taste test of the snacks we got" :story: :story: :story: :story:

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There's something seriously fucked with ALR's skin coloration, even moreso than usual. She looks like those overinflated corpses they find dead at sea that took up a bunch of water
 
Sorry for the double post, but I noticed she has 8+ containers of gerber baby food in her cart. Did she always eat baby food before?
 
dacwcman68 said:
Sorry for the double post, but I noticed she has 8+ containers of gerber baby food in her cart. Did she always eat baby food before?
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I didn’t see that. Although I tuned out mentally when Amber started lecturing us about how it’s okay to feel hungry and uncomfortable or some bullshit, whatever.

I did notice they paid 20 bucks for 4 bags of chocolate treats. And I’ll bet you 20 bucks that they’re all gone by tomorrow.
 
dacwcman68 said:
Sorry for the double post, but I noticed she has 8+ containers of gerber baby food in her cart. Did she always eat baby food before?
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maybe trying to play into the "dd/lg" speculations to stir up some drama?
I mean also they're basically just pureed fruit, adults can eat them too
but then again this is Amber, i don't imagine she'd even know this
 
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