🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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StrawberryDouche said:
SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS
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Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.
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Holy shit I thought she was holding a foot at first.
Also she’s so gross “squirting” “sharpening a knife my way” Jfc get your own personality you fat piece of shit.
 
If they ever stop making niggers to handle Amber's Spam (not a euphemism) or cut her nuggies to the precise size that meets her exacting tolerances, only then she will starve and perish.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Edit: holy shit, she's practically growing a small child off the right side of her stomach.
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Small child? I’m pretty sure each of the hambeast’s arms must weigh as much as a middle schooler. And each leg probably weighs as much as a fairly small set adult woman. Great, now I’m picturing her limbs as being four people attached to her enormous balloon body.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
If they ever stop making niggers to handle Amber's Spam (not a euphemism) or cut her nuggies to the precise size that meets her exacting tolerances, only then she will starve and perish.
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Agrees. No way she's showing her ankle balls. It's her obtuse arm and it's a fucking skeeter bite. OMG, SHE'S GONNA DIE!

The world could only be so lucky.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
SHE GOT A BUG BITE AND SHE'S NOT OKAY YOU GUYS
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Goddamn. Her hand looks like the victim of Chinese foot binding attached to the world's fattest arm with a bug bite - which I will remind you, she is not okay from and may be dyeeng.
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What a weird optical illusion this is. I swore I was looking at her ankle with her hand under her foot and thought "nah, no ankle balls, she stole this image." Then someone pointed out that it was her wrist!

Take away the fingers and it looks like a fat woman's ankle and foot.
 
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Owlflaps said:
Get you a gorl that that can cut your preserved sodium meats. Yas, Cunt Qween! #goals

May Jade grift you and leaves you as dry as the crumbly meats you eat.
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The amount of cured meats ALR consumes is astounding; the coroner's gonna save a lot of money on formaldehyde the day Amber croaks because all the sodium and preservatives in her body will likely fix every last inch of tissue in her body.
 
Did ALR ever address what the deal is with her moving to another state? It’s seemed so imminent, she was even starting to sell personal items and filming vlogs in advance (presumably so we wouldn’t know wtf was going on)… and then suddenly the storyline just vanished. She keeps buying more trash for the current home and investing more into it. I could swear she had hinted it was happening soon unless I was just having a strange ALR fever dream.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
If they ever stop making niggers to handle Amber's Spam (not a euphemism) or cut her nuggies to the precise size that meets her exacting tolerances, only then she will starve and perish.
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And doing a real shitty job of it, too. JFC, look at these chunks. This looks like a toddler did it.
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My mind is blown.
Guise. GUISE.
She put A L L of the hotsauce bottles in one container! Holy shit.

Nobody cares about a bug bite you obese simpleton. No-one needs an update and no-one cares if you're scared of it. She'd dramatise a broken nail if she could.

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The face of a woman-child fearing the possibility of receiving a regular Pepsi. God forbid!
Ah, bad eyesight too? She's just full of ailments isn't she. Another pity point to add to the list. I guess she doesn't know the term ''optician''.

Could a yank tell me if you just get given plastic cutlery as the standard or do you have to ask for it? That has been knocked on the head here.

Oh shit, her eyes are so brown near the end of her video.
Hm, what a hideous dress. Maybe it'd be cute on a child but not a woman nearing middle age. Y'know, I'm assuming here but it wouldn't surprise me if her ''love'' of graphic novels is something she stole from Thumb out of spite.
You suck Fatty.
 
dfranki723 said:
My mind is blown.
Guise. GUISE.
She put A L L of the hotsauce bottles in one container! Holy shit.

Nobody cares about a bug bite you obese simpleton. No-one needs an update and no-one cares if you're scared of it. She'd dramatise a broken nail if she could.

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The face of a woman-child fearing the possibility of receiving a regular Pepsi. God forbid!
Ah, bad eyesight too? She's just full of ailments isn't she. Another pity point to add to the list. I guess she doesn't know the term ''optician''.

Could a yank tell me if you just get given plastic cutlery as the standard or do you have to ask for it? That has been knocked on the head here.

Oh shit, her eyes are so brown near the end of her video.
Hm, what a hideous dress. Maybe it'd be cute on a child but not a woman nearing middle age. Y'know, I'm assuming here but it wouldn't surprise me if her ''love'' of graphic novels is something she stole from Thumb out of spite.
You suck Fatty.
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Mosquitos are attracted to peeps with the beetus

nice beetus AL
 
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