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Holy shit a grocery haul. It’s been so long! I was worried Hambo and her servant were gonna starve.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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ALR's idea of a yo-yo is a helium balloon -- they're both on a string what's the difference?
WasabiPasta
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Stage 1A of the cycle (plus feeder content for the dollars and because she's a fatty without impulse control) . Congratulations we've finished a full pass at the cycle.
side note - ALR's hooves dainty hands accidently ripping the piece of paper was funny, you uncoordinated piece of shit.
Side note #2 - She had the couscous - 250 calories per serving, 3 servings in a bag, of course she ate the entire bag - 3 servings and 750 calories without SHARING with her partner, food agressionlynn.
side note - ALR's
Side note #2 - She had the couscous - 250 calories per serving, 3 servings in a bag, of course she ate the entire bag - 3 servings and 750 calories without SHARING with her partner, food agressionlynn.
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God, she's still fatly banging on about being given skim "melk" when she was 11, and she's still fatly sticking to the fiction that nuJade Frances is a replacement Jade Francis and not the original Jade Francis who is also fat.
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Of all the lazy food crimes these greasy niggers perpetrate, this kind of shit yanks my chain the hardest.
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For fuck's sake that is NOT how weight loss goals works and she KNOWS it. Daily weigh ins are stupid and daily goals even moreso. Think weekly, you stupid cunt.
For FURTHER fuck's sake, it's not hard to buy a watermelon and cut it up. You spend less, get more, and you're not putting more plastic and styrofoam into a landfill.
Edit: And if you don't want/need an entire watermelon's worth then buy half of one or some cut-up watermelon chunks in a plastic cup that you can recycle.
I'm not even an environmentalist but JFC the sheer amount of resources she consumes (as well as the foolish way she spends her money) is appalling.
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Fatty love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
Fatty love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
For here, they’re made with a half a pound of co’l
There’s nothing like a watermelon for a hungry BOOM(balatty)
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Otay, where's the fried chicken? Youse CANNOT do watermelon without fried chicken.
NOT racist. Southern redneck at heart
. It's like red-eye gravy wid no grits.Bitch can't even formulate her food fetish correctly.
Suck it up you fat pig, it's the only reason peeps still engage to see what your shoveling down your massive maw.
I grow melons and they are wonderful. Crenshaw, cantaloupe, golden Honeydew. But this heffalump shoving it her face is completely performarory.
Eat a watermelon flavored dick, you narcissistic cunt.
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We're All Going To Hell
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Boom! These packs of fruit are specifically targeted for disabled and ederly people thats why they package so few of them. Not lazy fucks. She probably buys the small handful fucking prepeeled oranges too.
This bitch here
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I couldn’t stop looking away from the sores/what the fuck ever that was under the kid bandaids on her upper left arm. Jfc. What the fuck big Al?
edit: its a bandaid (blind af mobile fag) the whole time but her whole left arm looks awful nonetheless so here we are. At least she went from 3 to 1?
edit: its a bandaid (blind af mobile fag) the whole time but her whole left arm looks awful nonetheless so here we are. At least she went from 3 to 1?
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Is she fucking serious?
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Is amber going to get cellulitis again because she keeps stepping on glass in the bathroom?
A Peach but Blue
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Jfc that thumbnail gives me nausea. I hope Situation Type Deal Gorl gives us the rundown soon because there’s no way I’ll be able to stomach that video. Too sober.
I still can’t believe she’s using watermelon of all things for the thumbnail/feeder content. First fried chicken and now watermelon? Gorl….. she’s lucky she’s too irrelevant for the wokesphere people to give a shit about her. That would definitely be a #CANCELLED situation type moment type deal.
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She already had that not TOO long ago with the whole "blackie" clip reaching tik tok
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Amber has spent so much time living in delusion, cutting corners, making excuses, finding ways to hide what she’s really doing and bullshitting everyone (including herself) and the craziest thing to me is that she’s doing it for absolutely no reason. She could have lost her current excess weight at least twice by now if she had just made reasonable changes a decade ago, but that’s not how she thinks. One of her biggest issues is all or nothing thinking. She thinks that she either has to live in excess or live with nothing at all. She absolutely cannot comprehend the concept of moderation or small steps. She uses that cognitive distortion to sabotage herself so that she’s never too uncomfortable.
She either has to eat until she can’t move or starve herself. She takes everything she does to some kind of extreme and gets obsessed with things like shopping, going to the same restaurants repeatedly, fixating on things like the scratch art, the stupid Tiktok organization shit she’s been doing and so on and so on. She lives in a constant state of transferring her weird repetitive compulsive behavior into anything and everything as long as it isn’t challenging.
And that leads me to my second point:
Other than being a retard, she is challenged by NOTHING and NO ONE. She doesn’t have to work or worry about paying her bills. She doesn’t even put effort into her videos and the money just rolls in every month. She surrounds herself with only people who will tolerate her bullshit and that’s why Becky isn’t around anymore. The minute she even made a slight attempt at putting her foot down, Amber hit the fuckin roof. They made that clear in the breakup stream. Becky was tired of living Amber’s lifestyle and while she isn’t exactly reaching for the stars now that she left, she’s at least able to if that’s what she wants. That could have never happened if she stayed with Amber.
There has never been any kind of rock bottom for Big Ham and until something drastic comes along to deviate her trajectory, she’s going to keep doing the absolute bare minimum in every aspect of her life. As long as she keeps finding grifters who will gas her up and enable her in exchange for somewhere to live, she will keep going. The only other disruptions I can see besides that would be some major health event or her channel dying. Cancer wasn’t enough to wake her up so as far as health events, death is probably the only thing that can stop her.
And I know you guys keep talking about her channel dying but I still don’t see it. She’s steadily getting 50-60k views per upload, which is more than enough to keep maintaining her lifestyle as long as she uploads regularly. If Jade really does work, she’s in an even better position because now she’s getting the YouTube money and she has a second income that wasn’t there before. She’s doing just fine. She’s not going broke and obviously people are retarded enough to keep coming back for the same video over and over again with no end in sight.
So yeah, she doesn’t want to lose weight and she thinks she’s the shit, but why wouldn’t she? Regardless of how we perceive her life, she thinks she’s winning. Dodging the cancer bullet, finding Jade after Becky left, still being able to pull views and attention… all of those things have emboldened her even more. She sees herself as untouchable. In her lizard brain, the fact that she can still walk- even if barely-is a win. Being able to keep a “girlfriend” is a win. Every question she receives on Instagram, every comment she receives on YouTube is winning no matter the context. She’s comfortable and her audience keeps her that way. She constantly evades any real consequences for anything so why should she change? As far as she’s concerned, this is how she’s going to coast through the rest of her life. I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t feel the same way if I was in her position.
Like I said, there has been no rock bottom for her. Mine or yours might just be the ground. Amber’s is the core of the fuckin earth and she’s not there yet. She’s not even close.
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You're not a yo-yo dieter you dumb bitch, you don't diet at all, ever.
She has no shame, she wants to profit off her greed but refuses to do it honestly by titling her videos as ''I'm eating what I want forever so fuck you guys''.
She looks so dirty and disgusting. Her entire being is the human equivalent of wet food in the sink. It's just nasty.
Therapy helps?.. The therapy that you've made up in your head? Along with all the psychiatrists? Very helpful, I'm sure.
WHY DON'T YOU VACUUM THE FLOOR YOU LAZY CUNT? Instead you choose to stand there and watch? Fat Fuck makes herself look even lazier when she watches other people do the things she should be doing. We know you also don't partake in brushing Wasabi, stop saying ''we'' when it's purely Jade doing all the heavy lifting and housework.
''We both hate people''. Quirky MisanthropeLynn incoming you guiiiiiiise.
She has no shame, she wants to profit off her greed but refuses to do it honestly by titling her videos as ''I'm eating what I want forever so fuck you guys''.
She looks so dirty and disgusting. Her entire being is the human equivalent of wet food in the sink. It's just nasty.
Therapy helps?.. The therapy that you've made up in your head? Along with all the psychiatrists? Very helpful, I'm sure.
WHY DON'T YOU VACUUM THE FLOOR YOU LAZY CUNT? Instead you choose to stand there and watch? Fat Fuck makes herself look even lazier when she watches other people do the things she should be doing. We know you also don't partake in brushing Wasabi, stop saying ''we'' when it's purely Jade doing all the heavy lifting and housework.
''We both hate people''. Quirky MisanthropeLynn incoming you guiiiiiiise.
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It doesn’t matter. It’s still engagement and she’s still getting paid. Disliking her videos is like telling a homeless person to fuck off and get a job but then giving them $5 anyway. Her audience is so fucking retarded.