🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pippeyy]

Double post because I already wrote a wall of text in the previous one. Jade didn’t make an appearance at all in this one. Not a sideways glance from Hamber, or a little off screen comment, not even a “my girlfriend” mention. Where’s she at, hmm hambeast? Taking a little vacation from her wiping duties?

We get it, you're new. But it's been established that Jade works since this era began. She isn't in every video.

Let @Situation Type Deal Gorl do the video summaries. Thank you.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Was the "letting the viewers have the first bite" a cringey attempt at a Beauty Bite type molment?

 

[dfranki723]

Muh mental state.
Muh 89 elbees.
Muh new routine.
Muh small hands.
Muh cravings.
Muh fucking r33coVEry.

Everytime she refers to herself in third person I want to cut my nipples off.
She still doesn't understand how tracking weightloss works. If you lose 89lbs and gain 99% of it back, the original 89lbs is no longer relevant, you fucking idiot. I don't know if this is part of her delusional arrogance or her stupidity leading her to believe she's doing it the ''right'' way.

I enjoy her countless attempts to convince us that she's not bad at cooking she just likes all of her food to be dry/burnt/tasteless. She's just so quirky!
If you crave KFC and you're trying to lose weight, a regular functioning adult would make something similar at home. That is the appropriate response to these supposedly unbearable cravings. Eating takeout is fine unless you're doing it multiple times a day, every day for a decade. This is exactly why her ''binge eating'' complaints are bollocks. She eats the same amount of food every day without fail.

What is she recovering from? Being a greedy sloth? She talks so obnoxiously about restriction as if she has any idea what that entails. Miss Piggy on her shelf arse throne looking down on the fools who can only dream about being as knowledgeable as her when it comes to dieting and eating disorders.

ALR has stolen another personality hasn't she? The girly shoulder shrugging, little ''cutesy'' smiles and sweet as pie demeanour.

For some reason I thought she was going to try and lose 100lbs from how much she weighs right now. I'm a moron for even thinking that's what she'd claim.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Once again Amber is showing us that she is not serious about losing weight, or at least a large enough amount that would make a difference in her health. This 100 pounds, or in reality 14 pounds, is purely performative since she still thinks her channel is about her weight loss "journey". On her Instagram, she said that it is realistic for her to be in the low 300 pounds. It would be if she was serious about losing weight but, as I said, she is not.

Her solution is to go back to the outpatient clinic that professes Health As Every Size and recommends Intuitive Eating. It worked so well last time. She may as well try Jenny Craig again.

We do not know when this was filmed. Most likely 2 or 3 weeks ago. She did not say why Jade was not present. Maybe she was out getting Amber some food. Perhaps, the "locale" girlfriend went to NYC for a family July 4 celebration sans Amber. We will never know, but if Amber's "mentalz" surfaces, it might be the reason.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

We get it, you're new. But it's been established that Jade works since this era began. She isn't in every video.

Let @Situation Type Deal Gorl do the video summaries. Thank you.

I know that’s their job, I was just giving my commentary. But ok, gotcha.

On another note, I really want to know how it is that the scabs on her arms keep getting worse. I’m assuming there’s soon-to-be new scabs underneath the kiddie bandaids, too. Does she just pick at them constantly or is that another medical condition going unchecked and untreated?

 

[Queequeg]

I know that’s their job, I was just giving my commentary. But ok, gotcha.

On another note, I really want to know how it is that the scabs on her arms keep getting worse. I’m assuming there’s new soon-to-be new scabs under whatever is underneath the kiddie bandaids, too. Does she just pick at them constantly or is that another medical condition going unchecked and untreated?

lol "another medical condition". She has one medical condition, being a fucking land whale. She just picks at old scabs like a fucking child.

 

[FatalTater]

If you crave KFC and you're trying to lose weight, a regular functioning adult would make something similar at home.

One of those bowl things Amber gets is around 720 calories.
If a 5'3 woman wanted to have that and not gain, all she'd have to do is make the rest of the day's food be around 800 calories combined, and that's if she just sits around all day.
Hell, a 3 piece from KFC is around 1,000 calories. If someone was really craving it, eating low calorie for the rest of the day, like raw salads, vegetable soup or just tiny portions, would still make it possible.

Of course, Amber does not want to lose weight. Amber thinks she's pretty.

 

[weasels]

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Realistically, in nine years, you've gained 200+ pounds. In fairytale land, have you considered becoming cama-tose? Those pounds would melt right off.

I know I'm late to this, but imagine your fairytale, "it'll never happen but god, I wish!!" weight be low 200s
Bleak

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Was the "letting the viewers have the first bite" a cringey attempt at a Beauty Bite type molment?

She wanted to say Beauty Bite so bad.... but is afraid of Chantal.
sadly she is to stupid to think of a similar line for herself.

id advocate for "Fatty Bite" or " Pretty Bite" or "Binging Bite"....
feel free to pick one Amber.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Honestly, after being in the Amberverse since the early Destiny days, I only come into this thread. As said before Amber is so fucking lazy she was given a meal ticket to easy money and completely ignored it. 7 years ago she should have been creating merch, have a Patreon, etc, and securing assets. Moved to Oklahoma and just bought the house but instead pissed it away. She is so fucking lazy.

Now her channel is just the following;

• Creating either facefucking thumbnail or Lovecraftian horror thumbnail ALWAYS involves food.
• Has a "challenge"
• drags that shit on for 10 uploads and fails it.
• Tries to necro memes from her heyday.
• Tries to fill in silence but to no avail.
• tries to gaslight or memory hole the audience.
• IS LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING WEIGHT!!!

Then you get reddit or twitter retards going "she has lost weight!" She is the same. It's the camera angle, that's all.
Rinse and repeat, at this moment Amber just fucking die, and even do yourself a favor.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Ok, if Amber is counting all the weight she's lossed from history and if she gets to 472 she's "lost 100 lbs", shouldnt she go allt he way back to just the beginning and celebrate her gaining 200?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I know that’s their job, I was just giving my commentary. But ok, gotcha.

On another note, I really want to know how it is that the scabs on her arms keep getting worse. I’m assuming there’s soon-to-be new scabs underneath the kiddie bandaids, too. Does she just pick at them constantly or is that another medical condition going unchecked and untreated?

She's got a good 4-5 inches of pure fat under the skin of her arms. More fat means less blood flow which slows down how fast her body heals from wounds. Couple that with the fact that just being so fucking huge means that she likely inadvertently scrapes her arms againts walls, doorways, furniture, etc which creates more wounds. Maybe she picks a scab here or there but I think that really is just a cope and not really the cause of all of her forever wounds. Her self diagnosed excoriation disorder is just another excuse for yet another health complication for her weight. In short, FAT.

 

[Xenomorph]

Talks about cals but not the 5000 mgs of sodium she hoovered in her hole.. ah yes feed that elephant layrg more fluid mmm swollen ankle tit

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Looking at her arms, I truly shudder to think what her laygs look like, considering wounds generally don't really appreciate festering in unwashed layggings for weeks at a time, it must truly be a mess down there, especially since that layg wounds heal poorer than arm wounds.

Hey, anyone who is actually dieting and not just playing a dieter on YouTube: add that to your motivation. Ewwww.

One of those bowl things Amber gets is around 720 calories.
If a 5'3 woman wanted to have that and not gain, all she'd have to do is make the rest of the day's food be around 800 calories combined, and that's if she just sits around all day.
Hell, a 3 piece from KFC is around 1,000 calories. If someone was really craving it, eating low calorie for the rest of the day, like raw salads, vegetable soup or just tiny portions, would still make it possible.

Of course, Amber does not want to lose weight. Amber thinks she's pretty.

Worse than that: she thinks she's beautiful, that all men and all women want her, AND tha she is incredibly talentedin many areas as well. Soccer? She did that. Dance? She did that. Reading/book reviewer? She did that. Smoothie making? She did that. Writing? She did that. Fashionista? she did that. What she really wants to be is an influencer, and live amongst the beautiful rich people in LA.

id advocate for "Fatty Bite" or " Pretty Bite" or "Binging Bite"....
feel free to pick one Amber.

We gotta get a name going if she's going to continue that stupidity.

• Tries to fill in silence but to no avail.

Some people cannot stand quiet because they are then met with only themselves for company.

Ok, if Amber is counting all the weight she's lossed from history and if she gets to 472 she's "lost 100 lbs", shouldnt she go allt he way back to just the beginning and celebrate her gaining 200?

Look at you, making sense and shit.

Talks about cals but not the 5000 mgs of sodium she hoovered in her hole.. ah yes feed that elephant layrg more fluid mmm swollen ankle tit

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

And back to Phase 1 we go. Still delusional. Still lying. Still fat. It sounds like she bought that new scale and already quit using it which is about right. Love that she's trying to say she isn't like her teenage self (which she wasn't a teenager but ok) when she writes the most 13 year old bullshit notes on that chalkboard as if it's in any way an adult thing. And not be a kiss ass whatever but thank you @Situation Type Deal Gorl for continuing to fall on the grenades so I don't ever have to actually watch her sped show.

Was the bird more than two or three colors? How many colors was it, Amber?
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Follow up question: how fucking fat was the bird?

I fucking hate writerlynn and the stupid names she chooses. It's like those Utah mormons who name their kids keightlynne and brryynnllee and paxxxxxton so they can be oh so unique. I'm surprised she didn't call the dude Jasonn.

meat just freaks me out, I dunno.”

GORL no. You shovel any meat you can down your gullet. This is like the "I don't like pizza" and "I'm allergic to aygs" even though you binge on those too. Look out, she's so quirky you guise!

Leg amputation arc?

The only way she'd lose weight. Shit, if she films it, that'd bring her views.

Ok, if Amber is counting all the weight she's lossed from history and if she gets to 472 she's "lost 100 lbs", shouldnt she go all the way back to just the beginning and celebrate her gaining 200?

She loves using that highest weight (that she admits to anyway) and pretending that's her starting no matter how many times she's started and stopped since then. She never mentions being 300 pounds when this weight loss but not a weight loss channel started. She actively gained 300 pounds. But it makes total sense for her to go have a sugar and carb binge when she gets to only 200 pounds gained. It's such a Hamber thing to do.

 

[lol cow supreme]

She's got a good 4-5 inches of pure fat under the skin of her arms. More fat means less blood flow which slows down how fast her body heals from wounds. Couple that with the fact that just being so fucking huge means that she likely inadvertently scrapes her arms againts walls, doorways, furniture, etc which creates more wounds. Maybe she picks a scab here or there but I think that really is just a cope and not really the cause of all of her forever wounds. Her self diagnosed excoriation disorder is just another excuse for yet another health complication for her weight. In short, FAT.

The wounds for awhile were almost exclusively on her offhand (Right) forearm where I thought she might be bumping it into things with lost feeling, and you just dont guard your offhand side as much. And she might not even feel the scrap against a counter or cabinet etc due to peripheral neuropathy. But looking back she has ALWAYS had an issue with wounds healing, like scabitha on her face and a cat scratch that was there for forever (and might still be there?)...but ever since wifey moved in the wounds have been accelerating. It really was just that right forearm getting more and more tore up by the video it seemed, and the left arm was pretty much unscathed.

Now suddenly the left forearm is starting to get the wounds, and her upper left shoulder? Those looked like bed sores...
This is from her "latest episode" which is just 2 weeks old... but go back a month or 2 ago and the left arm is completely fine.
ETA Found a shot of her shoulder without the bandaids. WTF? how would that even happen? Standing up too soon under her standing desk? Falling down scraping on a car door?

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

GORL no. You shovel any meat you can down your gullet. This is like the "I don't like pizza" and "I'm allergic to aygs" even though you binge on those too.

Stouffer's makes chicken lasagna, veggie lasagna and Italian sausage lasagna. She lives near Meijer, Kroger and Walmart, so there's multiple large sources of foods. Is her butler inattentive to her dainty queen's needs or...

I wonder if in her po' white trash background, only men got scarce, expensive beef. It's man food! That's just science...

Why else would you buy something, then start eating it on camera while saying you don't like it? My brain is broke.

 

[Insulin reid]

Oh fuck here we go its fucking first part of the cycle amber im so pumped for a couple weeks from now when shes failed because when she gets near any sort of weight loss (even from her highest weight) she shovels it back on like its the only thing keeping her alive.

Im convinced the scratches too are from pets. Theres nothing going on in her life, so that one time a scratch from her opening the cabinet she had to tell us is actually from her fat dumb ass opening a cabinet. I think the others are from her picking up or attempting to pick up and love on her pets and they scramble to get away from her. Its also a good indicator of when twinky needs her nails clipped and jade does it. Ambers skin is so paper thin its crazy to think this 31 year old gets cuts that take forever to heal like a 75 year old.

I cant wait to see her scramble to revive her dying channel via the same shit shes always done and fail miserably. Bonus points for her faking that beauty bite and not having the balls to say it. If chantal notices and gets in a rage the things she will say will cause amber to cry a bunch and order food to feel better. If that happens were gonna get like a week or two of prerecorded content of amber being ok but on snapchat crying "poor me" victim sessions where she lashes out at everyone and causes a mess. Shes gonna fuck around and find out real quick if the canadian beast gets a whiff of ambers shit stirring.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

The reason she claims to hate beef is probably because it has any kind of texture. She has a literal autistic child palate, only soft pasta and chicken breast for her hole. The soup seems to be a weird exception but maybe its because she cooks it to mush.

Anyway big al more than anything I am enjoying your rapid hair loss and you can't stop it. Just keep eyefucking yourself Al.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

She did not say why Jade was not present. Maybe she was out getting Amber some food. Perhaps, the "locale" girlfriend went to NYC for a family July 4 celebration sans Amber. We will never know, but if Amber's "mentalz" surfaces, it might be the reason.

Did you catch Fatty say she was comfort eating? That's to punish Jade for daring to leave our completely mobile and self-sufficient dainty gorl all alone.

ETA Found a shot of her shoulder without the bandaids. WTF? how would that even happen? Standing up too soon under her standing desk? Falling down scraping on a car door?

I like to think Jade's done with her bullshit and slaps Fatty around, off camera.

Ok, if Amber is counting all the weight she's lossed from history and if she gets to 472 she's "lost 100 lbs", shouldnt she go allt he way back to just the beginning and celebrate her gaining 200?

If Fatty can go the whole hog -pun intended- and get down to a slender 468 elbees, she can 'celebrate' only gaining 100 pounds in her 9 year weight loss journey.