🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It’s the same old shit as the last challenge. Each day it’s what she’s eaten and her making up her weight.

A point to note - the famous 89 elbees weight loss was never shown on camera - so we all know it never happened.

FATTY IS TAKING THE 100 POUNDS FROM HER HIGHEST WEIGHT
 
did anyone notice the picture in the back, in the first scene?
she is fucking with the timeline again. my guess is she filmed most of this crap in one day maybe two.
first time the picture appears.
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here it is tipped over,
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here its up again
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those boxes are there also.....
her hair is at the same messy state in all episodes.... even in the new one
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i change my starting statement, this was all filmed just a couple of hours apart. she just changed her cloth. like the model she is.

+ the bear got different dresses too. Jade worked so hard for this.
 
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So by "losing 100 pounds" she means losing 11 pounds and tacking that on to the legendary 89 pounds she lost 10 years ago.

So welcome to Fat Fuck Fails to Lose Eleven Pounds.

SHE'S CREATING CONTENT YOU GUYS.
 
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She's so excited about that famous bowl she lets out a tiny fart. 9:40 (archive) "It's so good!!" (pppfffffftttt)
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I remember the good ol' days at the Gaycare when someone thought they heard the passage of wind.
Amber nearly turned herself inside out with the effort of trying to explain away what people thought they heard, and in every video after that she would explain in great detail what any background noises were, lest anyone think they came from her.
Perhaps that will happen again.
 
Babygorlwhisperer said:
this was all filmed just a couple of hours apart. she just changed her cloth. like the model she is.
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So, this was filmed 2-3 weeks ago or more. As far as we know, she has failed already at this challenge and is filming the next one. Is it a weight loss channel or not? It is most likely a “let’s pretend to be a lose weight channel and I will pretend to count calories.”
 
This bitch, I swear.
So we dont get to HEAR your weight or SEE the scale and were supposed to take your word for it? Gtfo

Challenge failure arc = money is tight. Let me roll some in to pay for my daily fast food. Those poor delivery drivers are putting in overtime for no tip. :story:
 
“Welcome to a new series I guess, ‘500lb gorl’. The community around my channel seems to love that word so I figured I should too.” - This made me irrationally irritated. And yep, as someone else said, she’s looking just as gross and unwashed with that nasty ass bun and awful skin full of shit that never heals. She’s got three colorful kiddie bandages on her upper arm this time around, wonder what kind of booboo our silly dainty gorl got on herself.

Also, she looks so pale but I swear you can actually see the brownish color from dirt on her.

“I try not to read the comments because it messes with my mental state” awwww poor widdle Wamby, evewyone is soooo mean to hew!!

She reiterates that the Hello It’s Ready scale shows her weight as “4 to 6 pounds lighter” and therefore she needs to remember that and not “delude” herself into believing the number on it. Bitch stfu, you’ve been lying about your weight to your audience forever, you probably lie to yourself too.

So instead she’ll be using her old scale for these weigh ins. Uh huh, sure. Sure that’s why.

Claims this is a new and improved Amberlynn who’s finally going to succeed in achieving the goal of a 100lb loss. LOL yeah cause for the past nine years on her channel she did real good with every other goal and challenge she gave herself. The time you lost those illustrious 89 pounds was when you were physically kept from food, dumbass, don’t lie to yourself.

“I weighed in at 489.4, omg YESS!! I’M SUCEEDEEEENG.” Yeah shut up no one believes that, your face is even more balloon-esque than it was at the start of the “ten days”. Also once again, she doesn’t mean 100lbs from the weight she is now or was recently. She means from her highest (reported) weight of nearly 600.

I really hate the way she talks in this one. The gestures, the expressions, she’s feeling herself way too much, cause so SOOO SUPER PROUD OF ALL HER RECENT SUCCESS, U GUISE! Imagine how happy we’d all be if we got like this if we achieved an equivalent to this level of “success”.

“Starting with [frozen] lasagna with meat sauce, it says 2x the meat… I don’t know ma’am, that kinda creeps me out.” So we’re continuing with that ‘ewww meat creeps me out cause I’m such a dainty girl but I’m still gonna eat copious amounts of meat’ shpiel huh. Fantastic.

She really said “I have pretty small hands” LOL that’s hysterical.

Orders KFC because of course she does. Goes on and on for several minutes about how she can’t expect to just stop ordering takeout because she’s been doing it daily for the past decade (finally, a shred of honesty!), and she needs to try to balance her weight loss with “recovereeeen” from her “binge eateeeen disorder” which we all know is complete bullshit. We all know she’s doesn’t have BED, she’s just a chronic overeater aka fatass. The tiny molment of honesty was too much for her and she had to go on a senseless ramble of bs to make up for it.

Oh my god why does she always use the plastic forks that come with the takeout?? Don’t have metal forks in your apartment? Wasteful cunt, your carbon footprint is already equivalent to that of a small city. But I guess getting up to pick up a metal fork and then washing it would be too much work.

Alleged final meal was ramen and spam. So frozen lasagna, KFC bowl and ramen with spam. Holy shit that is so much fucking sodium it’s making me gag to even think about. And she barely drinks water, so. Even worse. GREAT FIRST DAY THOUGH GORL, YOU LOSE THOSE 15 OR SO POUNDS AND GET SUPER HUUULTHY.

Oh yeah forgot to add: During that nonsense rambling she also said she doesn’t want advice from anyone. Ah yes, that’s right. We doesn’t understand nutrition like she does. Good thing she preemptively shooed away any weight loss/nutrition/fitness professional who might be naive enough to try to reach out and help her.
 
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Bitch is gonna film this "mini series" claiming that she'll lose 14 pounds and shoot back up past 500.

Just kick the bucket already, piggy. Get you a feedbag and gorge on all the KFC bowls 'til your organs give out, it's what you deserve.
 
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Let's apply Amberlynn logic(tm) to other addictions!

You can't change overnight in 10 years, sez our hulthy kween. So feel free to do your destructive habits- LESS!

Only go to a bar once a day! Stay for hours and go home at 1 am instead of 4 am!

Just shoot up your heroin once! Or twice! Maybe three times.

AA and NA expect you to quit cold turkey, and feel uncomfortable at times. While they have decades of experience, they know nothing about YOUR speshulness.

Also key- a loving partner who is so supportive you fail to recognize how they're enabling your downfall. Hey, where'd she go?
 
Double post because I already wrote a wall of text in the previous one. Jade didn’t make an appearance at all in this one. Not a sideways glance from Hamber, or a little off screen comment, not even a “my girlfriend” mention. Where’s she at, hmm hambeast? Taking a little vacation from her wiping duties?
 
A Peach but Blue said:
“Welcome to a new series I guess, ‘500lb gorl’. The community around my channel seems to love that word so I figured I should too.” - This made me irrationally irritated. And yep, as someone else said, she’s looking just as gross and unwashed with that nasty ass bun and awful skin full of shit that never heals. She’s got three colorful kiddie bandages on her upper arm this time around, wonder what kind of booboo our silly dainty gorl got on herself.

Also, she looks so pale but I swear you can actually see the brownish color from dirt on her.

“I try not to read the comments because it messes with my mental state” awwww poor widdle Wamby, evewyone is soooo mean to hew!!

She reiterates that the Hello It’s Ready scale shows her weight as “4 to 6 pounds lighter” and therefore she needs to remember that and not “delude” herself into believing the number on it. Bitch stfu, you’ve been lying about your weight to your audience forever, you probably lie to yourself too.

So instead she’ll be using her old scale for these weigh ins. Uh huh, sure. Sure that’s why.

Claims this is a new and improved Amberlynn who’s finally going to succeed in achieving the goal of a 100lb loss. LOL yeah cause for the past nine years on her channel she did real good with every other goal and challenge she gave herself. The time you lost those illustrious 89 pounds was when you were physically kept from food, dumbass, don’t lie to yourself.

“I weighed in at 489.4, omg YESS!! I’M SUCEEDEEEENG.” Yeah shut up no one believes that, your face is even more balloon-esque than it was at the start of the “ten days”. Also once again, she doesn’t mean 100lbs from the weight she is now or was recently. She means from her highest (reported) weight of nearly 600.

I really hate the way she talks in this one. The gestures, the expressions, she’s feeling herself way too much, cause so SOOO SUPER PROUD OF ALL HER RECENT SUCCESS, U GUISE! Imagine how happy we’d all be if we got like this if we achieved an equivalent to this level of “success”.

“Starting with [frozen] lasagna with meat sauce, it says 2x the meat… I don’t know ma’am, that kinda creeps me out.” So we’re continuing with that ‘ewww meat creeps me out cause I’m such a dainty girl but I’m still gonna eat copious amounts of meat’ shpiel huh. Fantastic.

She really said “I have pretty small hands” LOL that’s hysterical.

Orders KFC because of course she does. Goes on and on for several minutes about how she can’t expect to just stop ordering takeout because she’s been doing it daily for the past decade (finally, a shred of honesty!), and she needs to try to balance her weight loss with “recovereeeen” from her “binge eateeeen disorder” which we all know is complete bullshit. We all know she’s doesn’t have BED, she’s just a chronic overeater aka fatass. The tiny molment of honesty was too much for her and she had to go on a senseless ramble of bs to make up for it.

Oh my god why does she always use the plastic forks that come with the takeout?? Don’t have metal forks in your apartment? Wasteful cunt, your carbon footprint is already equivalent to that of a small city. But I guess getting up to pick up a metal fork and then washing it would be too much work.

Alleged final meal was ramen and spam. So frozen lasagna, KFC bowl and ramen with spam. Holy shit that is so much fucking sodium it’s making me gag to even think about. And she barely drinks water, so. Even worse. GREAT FIRST DAY THOUGH GORL, YOU LOSE THOSE 15 OR SO POUNDS AND GET SUPER HUUULTHY.

Oh yeah forgot to add: During that nonsense rambling she also said she doesn’t want advice from anyone. Ah yes, that’s right. We doesn’t understand nutrition like she does. Good thing she preemptively shooed away any weight loss/nutrition/fitness professional who might be naive enough to try to reach out and help her.
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Don't know you but... I tried to tell you nicely... lurk more. You're not Sitch and your diatribe means nothing . But, thanks for playing!
 
The only arcs that has been progressing in fatty's videos is the becoming a corpse arc, which the arm wounds are a part of, we've got some new guests appearing on her upper left arm fat today.
No losing weight, not even gaining weight, just complete stagnation in all aspects of life, social, romantic, work related, 'life goals' everything is stagnant and boring and will remain so until the day she dies.

The only things that can show change between this video and a video from a few months ago is more and more 'excoriation disorder' (lol right) wounds that never heal and will stay there to adorn her soon to be dead body.

Looking at her arms, I truly shudder to think what her laygs look like, considering wounds generally don't really appreciate festering in unwashed layggings for weeks at a time, it must truly be a mess down there, especially since that layg wounds heal poorer than arm wounds.
 
This bitch only tells the truth accidentally. If she were a more interesting or intelligent person, it'd be rather awe-inspiring. Instead, it's insipid and painful.

watch me lose 100 pounds!!! | 500lb gorl | episode 1 - July 13, 2022​


We are not going to watch you lose 100 pounds. You've had this same goal for eons and it just ain't happening.

Knock it off with the "episode" shit. You're still producing nontent. And take a shower - including washing that NASTY FUCKING HAIR. JFC she is a disgusting creature. Lose that stupid kiddie temporary tattoo, as well. You're 31 fucking years old. Act like it.

Uses "gorl", claiming that people love to use that word on her channel, so she's going to use it as well. You cunt, you use gorl all the fucking time, don't act like this is something new you have to remember to use. Recaps the 10 days of bullshit we just finished slogging through. Says this video is about a week after that crap. Yeah, heaven forbid you actually respect your audience enough to film in real time.

Blah de blah. Says she is trying not to read the comments, and sure, Hamber, sure. We all know you read and watch every scrap of everything about you, including at the Farms here. Anyway, she pulls the old, usual, tired, and inane "muh mentalz" about reading the comments. Here's an idea, since you're a narc and just have to read it all: shut off comments. LOL. I crack myself up, you'll never do that again. You fucking love people talking about you and it doesn't matter if it's something good or something bad. If it's good, you ignore it. If it's bad, it's just more fodder for your victimhood complex, so you can go cry and then film yourself telling us for the umpteenth time you've been cryeeeeeeeeeen, so you can get sympathy and a few asspats. Grow. The. Fuck. Up. You should have been forced long ago to make your own way in the world. But nope, little ManipulatorLynn turned into grotesquely fat and deformed ManipulatiorLynn, and you've never had to do a single fucking adult thing in your life. What I'm hoping is that you don't manage to immediately fill that caretaker position when the "gf" inevitably leaves your shelf ass and the shit that clings to it.

Oh, FFS.Remember that time she lost 89 ellbees, y'all? Remember that? From ten fucking years ago, when Krystle's family had to lock up all the goddamned food in the house, because Fat Hamber went down in the middle of the night, ate all the snacks and then ratted out the animals instead of taking responsibility? The ONLY reason you lost weight, Fatty, is because you were in a controlled environment, with someone else controlling intake. And that, of course, is what people have been telling you for nigh on a decade now, and you still think you're capable of doing it yourself. Weight Watchers, Jeny Kreg, Optavia, weight loss doc, calorie counting, Noom, vegetarian, vegan, Joaquin a mile (or just in general), no takeout, "I got a dietician, y'all!." Did I leave anything out? Doesn't matter, you gave up on all of them the instant you felt the slightest discomfort. You have neither the will nor the discipline to lose significant weight.

Says she wants to lose 100 pounds - yeah, we've heard this song before, it's a chart-topper in the amberverse, it gets played so much. "Whenever I get close to a hundred pounds....something always happens." Bitch, there has been exactly ONE time that you were close to losing 100 pounds, and you can thank Krystle's parents for that, because it definitely wasn't you who pulled that off. You know what that "something always happens" is? It's you, wanting to inhale all your favorite foods, all the while bitching that anything restrictive makes you "binge" despite the fact that you don't have BED.

She's going to tell us her weight every day. We've heard this song before, too: Remember a hundred days of weighing in, an act performed several times in the amberverse amphitheater? Yeah, me too. How'd that go? She's sorry all this stream of consciousness she's doing is all over the place. THEN WRITE A SCRIPT FOR THE FUCKING VIDEO, IDIOT. YouTube is her job, y'all.

FFS, The scale. Again. The Hello, It's Ready scale reads that she is 4-6 pounds lighter than she really is. Except you just fucking went with that one at the end of the previous ten days of bullshit. So now, what, you have a problem with it? If it's that bad, just add six goddamned pounds to whatever it says. I'd wonder how you manage to not kill yourself accidentally in the shower every day, given how fucking stupid you are, but we all know you don't shower every day and when you do, it isn't like you get any real cleaning going.

Oh. My. God. "If I were in my delusional state, or if I I was in the state where I want to lie to myself, or if I was in denial about my weight..."

IF? IF? You are not delusional, ass. You do not have any "muh mentals" beyond generalized anxiety, which tons of people have, and NPD/HPD, which require a staggering amount of work to ameliorate. You always lie to yourself, as easily as you lie to everyone else. You are in denial about your weight. You have never made a serious attempt to lose weight intentionally, despite whining periodically at the camera about all the reasons you want to lose weight, or when it's Day One Amber (Justine at Kicking Geese's favorite Amber) for whatever the next diet is that you're going to fail. You like being a waddling bad example. It's the most interesting thing about you, and you've built your channel around it. Not even just your channel: you've built your life around it for the last decade, destroying what should have been one of the best parts of growing older. Congrats.

Anyway, she's going to use her old scale, which does not talk, and the weight reading she can't film because of her fupa. It's back to square one, although she says she is not going to lie to herself (ha!) and she's not going to lie to us (double ha!). She says the old scale is more reliable - and it "better be, because it was so expensive". Did you not just tell us previously that you bought the thing on sale for just over a hundred bucks? And you COULD get the new one calibrated, but yeah, effort and all that ain't you LazyLynn.

I really wish she would stop shifting her weight laterally as she's doing. It's making me seasick. And what's with all the looking around she's doing? She's also doing a lot of waving around of those balloon hands. Hmm. If I were cynical, I might say it's possible she is under the influence of something.

This new episodic bullshit is exactly the same thing as the last ten days of tedious bullshit: (mis)counting calories, daily weighins, which we will only have her word for, and her showing us the shitty food she insists on eating, instead of any sort of rational menu plan. Gosh, I wonder how this is going to work out for her. She's going to show us this until she reaches a hundred pounds down. Alarm bells are sounding and red flags are being run up the mast here. If she is going to use her supposed highest weight evar as the beginning for this new diet that she is intent on failing, she's already lying to herself. Your starting weight is whatever you are NOW, Fatty. Not some arbitrary weight from the past.

Side note: looking at her face straight on, still can't see her ears.

"I've lost 89 ellbees twice now.'" No. No, you did not intentionally lose that weight, of your own volition. One was a semi-intervention by Krystle's parents. and the other was medical. In neither of those cases were you in control and setting limits, etc. This shit is just like you bragging about shit you did in elementary school: you lying to yourself - and us.

ParticipationTrophyLynn alert! "We" want to do this as a new and improved Amber Lynn.[...] because I'm tryeeeen" Pretty sure you've also used this phrasing multiple times, but do go on with this little charade, as if you have changed to any good thing in the past decade. But sure, let's give you a fucking participation trophy for it.

She's been "practicing" eating less in the week between the ten days of bullshit. Not that we saw, Fatty. You vastly underreported your calories, for that, and I guarantee you'll do the same for this round. You don't need to "practice" eating less. You just do it.

Allegedly weighs 486.4 whatever fucking day it is in the amberverse.She does that fake stutter and various sounds of shock and surprise. Don't quit your day job, Fatty. Your acting sucks. And you're still 500 pounds. Oh, FFS. She IS using her "highest weight". And she IS counting how much weight she has supposedly lost based on that. Tells us that means she has to lose 14 pounds to reach 100 pounds down, and bitch, that is not the way it works. Anything you lose is against the weight at which you started whatever the latest diet is that you always fail. You're not inspirational.

"Once we hit that [the target weight of 472] we can celebrate a ilttle." Sure, why not. It's a familiar part of the cycle, and will end exactly the same way all the other diets you've gone on has failed.

She's blathering on about how YouTube is her job, and she's grateful, roof over her head, "furbabies" (grrrrr). Claims she has "a passion" to film, and that's as bullshit as every other fucking thing she has said on her channel. If you did, you would put some actual fucking effort into the crap you film,

Again with the InspirationaLynn, inspiring others to lose the weight they want to lose. Wrong reason to lose weight or do almost any other fucking job. Says she's going to be 100 pounds down soon, and she isn't doing this to fail. Well, you say that for every single thing you begin and then quit.


"Let's get into it" she chirps, doing something that I suppose is meant to be dancing but looks more like a full body spasm that might require a tranq dart.

First meal: frozen dinner. Lasagna (360 calories), with double the meat, and she doesn't know about that, because "Meat creeps me out." No, it does not. You're just trying to be quirky. Does the stupid schtick about giving the viewers the first bite. Claims her hands are small, You have parade balloon hands, Fat Ham. Your hands are decidedly not small. She says tha the thing is cooked, "Thank god" as if the sky fairyman that she believes in cares very much about your nuked food (yeah, not buying your claim of being agnostic)\.

Time for the next meal, and JFC,of you're going to call YT your job, how about doing something with your fucking hair. KFC . Goes off on a little rationalization she created so she can order takeout. Because she isn't just going to quit takeout or fast food, it just isn't going to happen. I mean, it isn't like you have full autonomy to select the foods you want to put into your body, and are able to read the labels on things to see if they match up with the goals you've set. That would be insane, right?

FFS, we KNOW, Fatty. We also know all the excuses and rationalizations you'll use to eat shit food because you're too lazy to lean to cook properly. You fucking well COULD cut out takeout every goddamned day, and just kick it to the curb, period.

Oh, listen up, you fucking haydur assholes; she isn't interested in your advice. Oh, you remember that molment in the ten days of bullshit, where she told everyone to get her motivated by yelling at her in the comments, if necessary. Yeah, me too. Oh, and do you remember when she said "tough love don't work for ya girl."? I know, I know, I should stop expecting Hamber to make any sense or have any consistency in her life. Well, we've settled that, so let's move on.

She understands that everyone has their opinions, but she's "trying to balance losing weight, for health, and recovering from binge eating disorder" which she does not have. PsychoLynn says when you're in recovery, "you can't ignore the cravings". Wrong. You absolutely can. So she's going to have the KFC. "If you ignore the craving, it leads to binging.". No. It just means that you are not committed to whatever your goal happens to be. JFC, she really is trying to tell us that she can't focus on her recovery without "losing weight, to save my life" and can't "lose weight and count calories, and diet, and restrict, without recovery from my binge eating, because technically, restricting or counting calories can make some people binge." It's all a mess, she says, and says that's why WE are working through it, her and her imaginary shrink. "That's why I'm trying outpatient again" - sure, because they're against everything you're trying to do, like count calories and lose wight. LiarLynn.

SO, the famous bowl from KFC is what she's having. Gives us a rundown of what it is, it's 740 calories. Diet Pepsi, sys Hamber, who also says she's pretty much done with sodas. LOL. Sure, nobody is going to believe that story.

Fat Ham's Reading Group. Do not fucking care. Skip. Last meal, ramen and spam. Gross. She said it was a "little salty", but she can't change overnight, fuckers! Calories: who care. She isn't giving us he calories of all the shit she eats off camera.

Video length discussion. Do not care.

Claims people have called her a Dehydrated Queen. But she is drinking a lot more water so she can be a Hydrated Queen. Sure they are saying those things to you.

Repeats the myth that she "maintains [my] weight" at 2500 calories. OK, Goebbels, say it all you like, but that still doesn't make it true, and it doesn't even make the hardcore ambabies believe you. You are not immune to the laws of thermodynamics.

She tells us she will see us tomorrow, and that's the end.

TL;DW/R: We're back to phase one, everyone. Hamber is starting a new project, to lose 100 pounds. Ah, my friends, hold your applause: it really means she is tryeeen to lose 14 pounds, because she's counting her total from when she was at her highest weight, at least according to her, instead of doing things properly and starting from whatever her weight is now, She eats more crap food - I know, I know, I was just as shocked as you are - frozen dinner lasagna, KFC famous bowl, ramen with spam, No "gf" in the background for her to ask what common, everyday objects are or how to pronounce words. Skipped her 4th grade book club discussion as well as her video length discussion because life is too short to be wasting brain cells on that shit. Makes the same dumb claim that se maintains her 500 pounds on 2500 calories a day, and I spent some time during her 4th grde reading cirlce crap lughing at what Dr Now would have to sy about that. Threatens to be back tomorrow. The End.
 
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