🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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You + Me = 825 pounds

Fixed that for you, you greasy bitches.
 
I guarantee you she tried start a 30 day (or a year) vlog challenge and only made it to day 10. Queue editing the vlog to says its a 10 day challenge instead.


Dont give me the bullshit that you didnt wash your hair, you know damn well you didnt shower in 10 days. Wipey would be lucky if you wiped your ass with baby wipes but i doubt that happened either.


Also in day 10, Im pretty sure the end pasta was filmed on day 9 when you got the pasta. You said "earlier" instead of yesterday. Same dirty hair, dont care as well.

Wipey giving her all the manulation tactics these days. Yall are two pigs in a blanket.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Meanwhile in the amberverse, the lardass has uploaded the final fucking day of this dreadful series of old videos.
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They are dreadful, I can’t even watch a reaction channel I just read here.

However, this ‘series’ has consistently gotten around 60k views per video within a few days.

I think someone pointed out the videos are getting heavily disliked, but it seems more people are getting recommended/hate watching than usual.
 
“So we ended up ordering Chinese, I got this like, Szechuan beef, and I had one bite, and (in sing-song) I said noooo. And I figured something like that was gonna happen (lmao, the fuck?)… meat just freaks me out, I dunno.” Yeah right, you’re just a quirky dainty little thing huh.

“Talks with gf” where she claims to never have seen Jade’s screensaver. Then they discuss music and Amber asks her if she likes the Jonas Brothers, One Direction, Fifth Harmony, boy bands and girl bands in general. Way to show that you’re in a super happy year long relationship Hambeast, you don’t even know what music she likes. They go on and on about who sings this and who was in that. Truly riveting content.

she says she just got done cryeeen because “something is going on with my family and people close to me but I’m not gonna talk about it”. Of course not, because that might actually be interesting, and we can’t have that now can we.

Immediately goes back to showing food, then ends the video playing over two minutes of old footage with background music. You know, just to pad out that duration since filming more would be too much work.

She did a few of her creepy fake laughs in this one, at least that’ll be good for reaction channel compilation.

Oh and she pointed another little note Jade left for her on the blackboard!! Awww, bayyyyyybuh, so cute!! 30-something year old grown ass women leaving notes for each other like we did in middle school, totes adorable and not weird or sped at all.

Oh yeah and she claimed to have played Mario Party with Eric and Ricky and that she “kicked their asses”. I don’t believe that for a second. Also why do those two idiots even allow her to keep mentioning their names? She doesn’t even buy them shit anymore. Unless she does and we’re just not told that. Either way, pathetic. You know you don’t like video games, Hamber, and you’re horrible at pretending like you do.

she somehow looks even more filthy and unwashed than in the previous video. Her skin looks absolutely terrible too. Is this an indication of the cycle being near its end?

I rummaged through some of the comments in this and the last video and couldn’t find a single positive one. Does she even read the comments anymore? Or would that trigger her mentulz too much?
 
Stolen from Reddit, fucking hell these two are so insufferable and everything is completely staged. I don’t know why they think people would think this is a beautiful relationship. It’s immature and creepy tbh.
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ETA: Fat amber community post about the Gunt
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oh shut the fuck up with your moral grandstanding bullshit, Amber. And nobody and I mean this NOBODY gives a fat fuck about your white trash "family" you always got shit going on with them and then vague post about it bloo bloo just another excuse to eat and to get attention. You don't wanna talk about it, good cause nobody gives a rats ass what your trashy dumpster "family" is up to nd stop acting like you even give a fuck anyway. Fuck off you dont havee a family, none of your relatives are anywhere close to what a family, is. Your own aunt came here to dunk on you cause you didnt buy her kids xmas gifts when you were in florida and the only reason she bought you some is to get back like typical selfish trash she chooses an abusive drug addict slut methed up cunt over her neices and nephews... her "sisser" wtf is up with that shit.
Your own Grandmother threw you out and let your whore mother on meth stay.
Your mother is a fuck up and will never be anything other than human waste same for your fat fuck drug addled father, you dont miss them and you dont care you use them as a way to get pity and a vehicle to eat youve been doing this same act since Krystle.
 
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Stolen from Reddit, fucking hell these two are so insufferable

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ETA: Fat amber community post about the Gunt
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I still wonder how much, if any, of their relationship is genuine. Wonder if Jade hates having to LARP as being the hambeast’s teehee adorable gf in order to get the free shit. The fact that she can talk about herself off camera but continues to refuse to let Hamber disclose her name and face is very telling. I don’t think it’s just because she’s scared of the haydurs either, because if she really cared about Hamber then she’d be a part of the show. Hell it would benefit her too since it’d bring in more money.

Also that community post is just her trying to save face and moralfag for her audience, she doesn’t give a shit about earning Chantal’s forgiveness. You know how pissed she gets when other landwhales or side characters make fun of her or call her out lmao, there’s no way she’s not salty as hell. I would’ve paid to have been in that apartment observing her and Jade’s reaction to Chantal’s angry livestream rant.
 
Well, the cow crossover continues. Chantal spent nearly two hours live-streaming and she spent the majority of it talking shit about Hamber. The Instagram post Hamber made reeeeally pissed her off. She mostly just said over and over that Hamber is a narcissist and a pathological liar and that she gaslights all the time and needs to get help.

Idon’t know much about Chantal, but from what little I do know, It seems like most of the points she made about Hamber also apply to herself. She said a few roasts here and there that were sort of funny but nothing really of substance.

Ithought it was funny that she reiterated that “I see what everyone sees about Amber now”. Girl how could you possibly not know that Amber is a pathological liar and a terrible person. It took her personally slighting you for you to see that? Smh. Again shows that she was a hypocrite about most of it. Just cows being cows I guess.

I doubt this crossover will continue though, Amber never actually addresses any of these things in her videos, she always just makes like one community post or Instagram story about it and then it remains unmentioned. What a dumbass, addressing drama is what creates engagement which is what she desperately needs but hey, you do you Geniuslynn, keep posting that boring ass nontent and see if you can continue getting that paycheck.
 
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She throws the word ''binging'' around more than ''fatphobia''.
Eric and Ricky are still pieces of shit, you're awful people you pair of fuckwads. So much for your lifelong friendship with Thumb.

Fuck me, stop trying to force the ghetto accent you think sounds cool. You sound absolutely ridiculous. It's worse than the fake southern accent.
Ah, I see she's curling her greasy ass hair and stringy sideburns. DesperationLynn. WannabeBlackGorlLynn. DuttyLynn.

They act like 13 year olds. I know ALR has the mind of a teen but why is Jade also acting like a high schooler in her first relationship?
Hamber will never stop bragging about crying will she? Does she not understand it's not normal to announce to the internet that you've cried? Nobody cares about your tears especially because we know none of them are real.
Regular adults (you old turd) don't do that, it's juvenile.
 
At this point I think Jade is going to bail before Christmas, she physically is not around Amber as much, you can tell. Jade's waiting to see how this court case is going and then she is bouncing. This "relationship" has degraded exceptionally fast.
 
Jade will bounce once the money runs out and not a second sooner, she’s a grifter.
Unless she gets jail time because of the court case.
That being said I can’t wait for another drunklynn breakup video.
 
Makes me wonder what'll happen as soon as Wipey dips. Casey left. Krystal left. Dusty left and now Becky, so who knows what idiot Hammy'll try to rope in with her fatty little fingers to repeat a new caretaker cycle? I'm hoping for either the inevitable as she binges on a mega pig out of chinese takeaway and finally has a heart attack from all the sodiums or government intervention somehow. Can a fatty with no help get hauled in?
 
A Widdle Woach said:
Jade will bounce once the money runs out and not a second sooner, she’s a grifter.
Unless she gets jail time because of the court case.
That being said I can’t wait for another drunklynn breakup video.
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Breakup video..no I want a drawn out wipey just packed the mazda one day while amber was napping and left to pickup mcdonalds and never came back arc.
 
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