🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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lol cow supreme said:
Exactly. The load cells in these digital scales have a margin of error..if you've ever bought electrical components you'll see it disclosed as +/- X%. the lower the %, the higher quality and usually higher priced the component is. When weighing a person, the margin isnt very critical so they get the cheapest ones that they can.


Checking the manual for the My Weigh XL-700 states that it has a +/- 1% deviation. Which is likely fine for weight people. 1% is not critical, as for a typical 150 pound individual you're only off by 1.5 pounds

Lets say Amber dead ass weights 500 pounds on the nose in a high quality scientific lab. If her cheap shitty scale at home used components with just a 1% margin of error...thats 5 pounds!

I have no idea what her other scales deviation is. I'd wager to guess its actually MORE accurate and was more accurately calibrated at manufacture as its supposedly used for shipping.
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Here’s the link to the exact scale Amber was using before.

All the information about accuracy is on that page. It seems like these scales are meant to be pretty accurate if used properly as they’re meant for extreme weight. The model she has is called the PD-750 because it can weigh up to 750lb. It seems like the company specializes in high caliber scales.

Here’s a link to their FAQ page which gives more info on how the technology works in case anyone is curious.

I’ll also include a link to the user manual (.pdf) just in case anyone wants to take a look at it. There’s a page within the document about calibration, which I thought was interesting. It specifically says for advanced use only, and I highly doubt Amber has the brain cells to even fuck with it but it’s there nonetheless.

Compare and contrast at your own leisure. I didn’t watch the video with the new scale so I’m not sure exactly which one it is. I might go back later and look into it so I can add the info here if nobody else does it first.
 
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Insulin reid said:
Claiming twinky was nearly 20 pounds when she got her also means amber is such a kind and empathetic owner that shes gotten twinky down roughly what a pound a year? 1.3 pounds? Thats insane. Im not a vet but its plain to anyone with general knowledge about animals that-
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It's more than Hamber's managed to lose in that time!
 
I was watching Snoflake's new video on Amber and when I saw this vision of perfection I had to capture it to cherish as a reminder of the human condition. Here's my commercial edit and this plain one for however you see fit.
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I felt sick when she was showing the Starbucks because she kept twirling the grease tendrils on the side of her head, then proceeded to take out the cake pops her and Jade will share then pulled out her soggy wet Sandwhich she got.
 
Playing dumb with the ''camotose'' is so fucking wince inducing. For such a prolific liar she's really terrible at playing the bimbo. I love the lack of consideration for her animals.
You're scared to hurt Twink so you won't cut her nails? You have all the time in the world to take her to a groomer if you were THAT concerned you fat twat.

Your girlfriend is having SOME of one? Those cake pops are small, why aren't you just giving her one? Jesus. I'd rather give somebody one whole item than have them nibble a bit off of whatever is mine.

Nobody has ever had a problem with people eating any meal in bed, what are you talking about? She's just pulling massive shit out of her arse to make weird GoTTcHA arguments.

ALR really considers herself a writer doesn't she? She unironically believes she has talent. It'd be sad if she wasn't such an egotistcal cunt of beast.

Imagine posting videos of yourself pretending to be so lonely and sad just to make your partner feel guilty for doing their own thing. ''I'm having a rough time'' means she's having a normal day of overeating and pretending it's her eating disorder that she self diagnosed.

You don't maintain your gargantuan size by eating the way you portray on camera, you greedy gross witch.
 
Long time lurker, first time poster. ALR makes me so angry and disgusted that she makes my sister’s husband seem like an upstanding gentleman in comparison. He is an alcoholic convicted felon on probation.

I only got into the amberverse fairly recently so I didn’t even experience her circus show when it was actually interesting.

But hey, at least reading about her counts for a guilty pleasure sort of entertainment. Btw shoutout to Situation Type Deal Gorl and his hilarious summaries.
 
mekalekahi said:
I felt sick when she was showing the Starbucks because she kept twirling the grease tendrils on the side of her head, then proceeded to take out the cake pops her and Jade will share then pulled out her soggy wet Sandwhich she got.
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This greedy hog ain't sharing HER cake pops with Jade or anyone else.
dfranki723 said:
Imagine posting videos of yourself pretending to be so lonely and sad just to make your partner feel guilty for doing their own thing. '
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Even after all her antics, this would be the behavior that would make me go out to fetch Fatty's food and never return.
 
A Peach but Blue said:
Long time lurker, first time poster.
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Lurk moar.
A Peach but Blue said:
ALR makes me so angry and disgusted that she makes my sister’s husband seem like an upstanding gentleman in comparison.
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no1curr.
A Peach but Blue said:
He is an alcoholic convicted felon on probation.
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no1curr.
A Peach but Blue said:
I only got into the amberverse fairly recently so I didn’t even experience her circus show when it was actually interesting.
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no1curr.
A Peach but Blue said:
But hey, at least reading about her counts for a guilty pleasure sort of entertainment.
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no1curr.
A Peach but Blue said:
Btw shoutout to Situation Type Deal Gorl and his hilarious summaries.
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IT'S MA'AM.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Following myself: sorry mods, to keep it out of the word vomit up there.

This particular video is not going over well, at all - even worse than usual. No doubt partially because it's clickbaity and filled to the brim with Hamber's regular stupid, but also from her stupid stunt and attempt at starting drama in Chantal's realm.

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Also, Hamber is a fucking coward.

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You should have clapped back you fat pig

It was a great chance to revive your channel, at least for a little while
 
I’ve seen the posts speculating about Hamber’s income now that her channel is dying, and it’s got me wondering what she’s gonna do when that ship finally sails and she can no longer support this lifestyle shes leading now. Obviously Jade is gonna dip long before that, and then what’s the hambeast gonna do? Resort to posting feeder porn? Get some fetishist boyfriend like the ones Tammy Slaton finds? In any case it seems like the last chapters of her life are going to be miserable.

As they should.
 
A Peach but Blue said:
I’ve seen the posts speculating about Hamber’s income now that her channel is dying, and it’s got me wondering what she’s gonna do when that ship finally sails and she can no longer support this lifestyle shes leading now. Obviously Jade is gonna dip long before that, and then what’s the hambeast gonna do? Resort to posting feeder porn? Get some fetishist boyfriend like the ones Tammy Slaton finds? In any case it seems like the last chapters of her life are going to be miserable.

As they should.
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Disability money? Is that a thing in the US?
 
A Peach but Blue said:
I’ve seen the posts speculating about Hamber’s income now that her channel is dying, and it’s got me wondering what she’s gonna do when that ship finally sails and she can no longer support this lifestyle shes leading now. Obviously Jade is gonna dip long before that, and then what’s the hambeast gonna do? Resort to posting feeder porn? Get some fetishist boyfriend like the ones Tammy Slaton finds? In any case it seems like the last chapters of her life are going to be miserable.

As they should.
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On the plus side, if everything goes tits up this winter and food + fuel becomes unaffordable for us plebs, she'll sit pretty until spring and emerge from her disgusting cocoon of fatty grease, chik-fil-a wrappers and sushi box containers a shade thinner, looking no worse for wear.
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
Disability money? Is that a thing in the US?
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In the US, disability benefits related to obesity isn't given to fat fucks, but the illnesses and health complications that CAN come from being a fat fuck (diabetes, failed liver, etc.) can give you disability benefits. You follow?
 
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