🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh, fuck off! She was not 19 pounds when you got her, you lying fat sack of shit!
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Something is amiss about her blood tests. GPs and nurses are busy people and are not in the habit of calling their patients to tell them that all their tests are fine. They will phone you if something is quite wrong and need to be addressed promptly. Either she is lying, or she never had the tests done in the first place.
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Not to mention most blood work is posted to your patient portal.

Edit: I forgot she doesn't have a regular Dr.
 
Why would anyone expect someone who constantly lies about their OWN weight not to lie about their DOG'S weight?

Pssshaw!
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Neve leave out the possibility of bolth in instances like this. I don't believe she got her bloodwork done. She's just trying to tamp that one out as a loose end.
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She absolutely didn't have bloodwork done and I'm starting to doubt she ever had an actual one done because she would know it doesn't exclusively looks for diabetes (Amber doesn't even refer to it as glucose). What about cholesterol, triglycerides, uric acid or bilirubin? There's absolutely no way, IT'S 100% IMPOSSIBLE, that those came out in healthy figures for her.

And even when you're having the most alarming numbers in there, no one is going to call you about them. Those are done for your medical practitioner to read and know where to start, lab workers don't give a fuck about personal results, they're just there to take a sample of the burnt motor oil she has for blood.

She doesn't know the bare minimum about this so she can lie properly.
 
Chía P. said:
She absolutely didn't have bloodwork done and I'm starting to doubt she ever had an actual one done because she would know it doesn't exclusively looks for diabetes (Amber doesn't even refer to it as glucose). What about cholesterol, triglycerides, uric acid or bilirubin? There's absolutely no way, IT'S 100% IMPOSSIBLE, that those came out in healthy figures for her.
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Good catch. She is known to have a fatty liver. Any GPs asking for blood work on an morbidly obese person would expect to test for it. She did not have any blood test.
 
A CBC and metabolic panel may be available on a patient portal within a few hours. It won't be reviewed by a Dr. that fast. Her fasting glucose may be normal, I am certain she's lying or misinterpreted her a1c. Everything about her screams metabolic syndrome.
 
Chía P. said:
She absolutely didn't have bloodwork done and I'm starting to doubt she ever had an actual one done because she would know it doesn't exclusively looks for diabetes (Amber doesn't even refer to it as glucose). What about cholesterol, triglycerides, uric acid or bilirubin? There's absolutely no way, IT'S 100% IMPOSSIBLE, that those came out in healthy figures for her.

And even when you're having the most alarming numbers in there, no one is going to call you about them. Those are done for your medical practitioner to read and know where to start, lab workers don't give a fuck about personal results, they're just there to take a sample of the burnt motor oil she has for blood.

She doesn't know the bare minimum about this so she can lie properly.
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Gonna agree with you here simply based on personal experience. I do bloodwork before meeting with my doc (an old Chinese woman) and she goes over the results with me and circles and highlights all the good shit with a star on the report. Which was every measure of everything last year. Will likely be same this year.

Patient Portals mostly show ranges, but not in-depth about what those ranges actually mean. WHICH IS WHY I GO TO A DOCTOR THAT KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING.

Hamber: Baaaay-bee, this reading here says that my anal retention is 120% compared to normal? What does that mean kissy-face?
Jade: Oh sweetheart fat love of my life! That just means that you're way more than completely full of shit!

God help all those that self-diagnose, beyond I cut my my fucking arm off and am bleeding to death.
 
Jacque le Cock said:
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Oh, fuck off! She was not 19 pounds when you got her, you lying fat sack of shit!
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You lying fucking cunt. Twinkie was not a little mini-me fatty of yours when you got her. How fucking dare you open your mendacious empty fucking pit of a piehole and tell lies about a goddamned DOG who can't defend herself, Video exists, you absolute vapid cretin.


Chía P. said:
She absolutely didn't have bloodwork done and I'm starting to doubt she ever had an actual one done because she would know it doesn't exclusively looks for diabetes (Amber doesn't even refer to it as glucose). What about cholesterol, triglycerides, uric acid or bilirubin? There's absolutely no way, IT'S 100% IMPOSSIBLE, that those came out in healthy figures for her.

And even when you're having the most alarming numbers in there, no one is going to call you about them. Those are done for your medical practitioner to read and know where to start, lab workers don't give a fuck about personal results, they're just there to take a sample of the burnt motor oil she has for blood.

She doesn't know the bare minimum about this so she can lie properly.
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Any doctor seeing her waddle in would order a liver profile as well, especially when she's taking prescribed meds of any sort. Her fat and an already fatty liver? No way that isn't on the BIG - yes, BIG - list of things they'd want to check, since she wouldn't have seen them previously because she DGAF about her health.

Then again, that's all academic since she didn't see a doctor and didn't get any bloodwork done.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
You lying fucking cunt. Twinkie was not a little mini-me fatty of yours when you got her. How fucking dare you open your mendacious empty fucking pit of a piehole and tell lies about a goddamned DOG who can't defend herself, Video exists, you absolute vapid cretin.
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Video exists, and guess who gets paid when everyone rushes to find the one that proves the lie, maybe even leaving a downvote or comment along the way.

Amber may be a dispeckful piece of shit, but she's good at manipulation for profit.
 
FatalTater said:
Video exists, and guess who gets paid when everyone rushes to find the one that proves the lie, maybe even leaving a downvote or comment along the way.

Amber may be a dispeckful piece of shit, but she's good at manipulation for profit.
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Nah. Those of us who have Pepperidge Fahm memories can usually track things down within a couple of videos. Hell, sometimes you don't have to watch then at all - searching in the Farms will generally bring up a recap and then you know with that recap, the video is nearby. Voila. Found video, no viewing required. And even with the YT embed, pulling the progress bar along to the spot you need is no big deal.

I don't think she's that bright. She's just a pathological liar and there's no thinking involved. She could actually ameliorate that aspect of herself if she did think before speaking. But that would be work, and we all know how she feels about that.
 
Wait....About this fucking ice tray. Looking at her freezer it structurally looks like mine....see that big white box taking up all that space...that looks like a muthafucking ice maker. Mine is in the same spot and makes tonnes of ice cold non-spherical ice. So either our girl has a big old boner for ice balls or her ice maker is broken and something about the inside of her apartment makes her not want to call management and have them fix it.....could it be extra life-forms residing there?
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Eavesdropping Petals said:
Wait....About this fucking ice tray. Looking at her freezer it structurally looks like mine....see that big white box taking up all that space...that looks like a muthafucking ice maker. Mine is in the same spot and makes tonnes of ice cold non-spherical ice. So either our girl has a big old boner for ice balls or her ice maker is broken and something about the inside of her apartment makes her not want to call management and have them fix it.....could it be extra life-forms residing there?
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It may work, but be weird about it. Storytime: some years ago, I bought a new fridge with in door water and ice. Water? Fine. It's hard to fuck up a one line external water hook. The ice machine, though, was a horror story. It worked - correctly - for about a week. Then it just started having issue after issue and so I said fuck it ad bought a commercial ice machine to stick in the garage and make ice for me. So, in her case, it may just be janky - not really broken, per se, but not really working, either.

Maybe she like iceballs better than cube ice or buying bags of ice. I'm secretly wishing for that bitch to inhale one of the fucking things while on camera and watching he "gf" try to do the Heimlich on her. THAT would be quality entertainment.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
You lying fucking cunt. Twinkie was not a little mini-me fatty of yours when you got her. How fucking dare you open your mendacious empty fucking pit of a piehole and tell lies about a goddamned DOG who can't defend herself, Video exists, you absolute vapid cretin.
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And no vet on this planet told her Twinkie needs to be 10 point 8 pounds. She made that shit up in her head.

Eavesdropping Petals said:
Wait....About this fucking ice tray. Looking at her freezer it structurally looks like mine....see that big white box taking up all that space...that looks like a muthafucking ice maker. Mine is in the same spot and makes tonnes of ice cold non-spherical ice. So either our girl has a big old boner for ice balls or her ice maker is broken and something about the inside of her apartment makes her not want to call management and have them fix it.....could it be extra life-forms residing there?
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Did you just post a pic of your own fridge? Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done, newfag.
 
I have a similar style of fridge. I've also turned the ice maker off because it makes ice,
but the ice just freezes together before I use any significant portion of it.
If I really want any ice, I'll throw a tray in.
 
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