🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Are we forgetting that gorl has her very own FBI agent?? @Totally real FBI Frank

That bitch been so goddamn boring I decided to do the planet a solid and ignore the multitudes of death threats the dainty bovine receives daily because she’s sooooo important y’all.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if The Henry only started with the security guards and security cameras after Fatty moved in her pet nigga from the hood and her real nigga sex partners? Has Big AL turned the place into a ghetto?

Might be something to that. Lexington is about 70% white, 15% black and 15% whatever else. Not sure if that exact neighborhood is used to seeing non-mayo Americans.

Is there a weight limit for security cameras? Did Amber have to get her own because she out-fatted the other ones?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I was bored, so started looking at The Henry website. The fact this lazy hog lives there is disgusteen. All the amenities it offers, yet all this fat fuck does is hide in her sty all day.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Kentucky's best indeed!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Probably for the best. Even with chlorine I wouldn’t want to get into that pool after Amber floated in it.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Well, well, well Amber - the Farmers notice your seatbelt and stationary car, and suddenly we have a moving car and a seatbelt one pothole bump away from garrotting you.

Keep reading, gorl. We’ll give you content ideas.

 

[Billie Ross]

I was bored, so started looking at The Henry website. The fact this lazy hog lives there is disgusteen. All the amenities it offers, yet all this fat fuck does is hide in her sty all day.
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[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Does this fat bitch really expect us to believe she only eats partial meals?! You know damn well she ate it all.

 

[Constellationzero]

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You forgot the frothing bubbles, doppler wave and shit crumbs rocketing out.

 

[Squid Bitch]

gaining weight on the weekend | what I ate today | episode 3​

Amber is once again back in Somerset and is once again gaining weight. (Because car swelling. Or whatever.)

Inhales: a homemade cranberry muffin (210 kcals); her typical FAT Starbucks order of a venti iced Chai tea latte and birthday cake pop (350 kcals and 170 kcals respectively, 520 kcals total); some sort of seafood alfredo and a mozzarella stick (630 kcals and 300 kcals respectively, 930 kcals total); a trough full of Mexican and Japanese food (1066 combined); and half of an Oreo McFlurry (335 kcals).

Per usual she's got a case of the mentuhlz, but she's so proud of the fact that, despite eating more than enough for two, she was able to stop herself from eating the entirety of each of her meals.

Weight: 494.4 lbs (+1.6 elbees)
Calories: 3,061
Steps: 4034

Tldr: Eternally boring, eternally fat.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

The partial meals shit is kind of annoying, just order less, or, more realistically, stop lying about not stuffing all in your mouth, we can see you, you're either finishing something or there's a alot of partially decimated meals lying around to counteract it. Maybe she thinks that it's not a full meal if she doesn't chew.

It's probably her trying to bait people into complaining about her wasting food so she can tell us that she eats it all as leftovers the next day or something. Either way, all of the food Amber buys is going into a landfill, either one outside or the one inside a liveen, breatheen gorl.

 

[King Fructose]

The big bitch has no real job, every day is basically the weekend for her. I guess that explains why she gains weight every day too…

 

[Xenomorph]

WEIGHT IS GOIN UP...(UP) ON A TUESDAY!

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Spoiler: Archive

 

[mekalekahi]

How fat do you think Jade will be when we get another paparazzi shot or a vlog reveal?

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

How fat do you think Jade will be when we get another paparazzi shot or a vlog reveal?

Every one of Amber's gfs have gained weight being with her. I'm sure Jade has packed on a few.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I miss Amber's old format of being 600 lbs with so much face fat she was squinty eyed, all the while claiming she only ate egg whites and dry salads. She was equally boring as she is now, but her level of self delusion was amusing-ish.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Does this fat bitch really expect us to believe she only eats partial meals?! You know damn well she ate it all.

I've never known a fat person not finish all their food - especially not a fat person who admits to weighing 500 pounds. ALL the fat people I know - and by fat I mean 200 to 350 pounds - eat everything in front of them and will then eat any leftovers from other people. They then eat pudding/sweet and extra helpings of that. Then any goodies that are around.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

I miss Amber's old format of being 600 lbs with so much face fat she was squinty eyed, all the while claiming she only ate egg whites and dry salads. She was equally boring as she is now, but her level of self delusion was amusing-ish.

Losing some face fat has definitely made her more smug and full of herself. It's unbearable.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

slowly catching up..! only 17 days off