🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Jade accepting a pizza from her company when her gf is Apprently trying to recover from a eating disorder. Are we supposed to believe she only ate 3 slices out of that large pizza? And just like with eggs amber glosses over her whole “I don’t like pizza” and eats a bunch of it even tho she made pork chops.
 
As someone who has worked from home since covid began, no, no company is sending you free food for no reason. Especially delivery pizza. Some might give you a gift card for meeting goals or birthdays but random pizza isn't happening.
Maybe it's Monica sending her gifts...maybe the plot has thickened?
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Why do many find it impossible to believe that Amber would pay money to an unqualified HAES "psychologist" to tell her that nothing is her fault and she's amazing? She gets backfat pats from the "psychologist" and the Ambabies, *and* she gets to smug about how she's getting the "help" the Internet told her to, so shut up.

Amber is too lazy (and stupid) to pronounce simple words correctly, but somehow manages to put in the work required to fake the kind of shit a therapist would assign her (and well as a cancer diagnosis).

Okay.
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Two things, really: first, she loves her some self-help books. Second, she loves her some other peoples lives. Her recs are likely filled to overflowing with muh mentalz crap because if there's one thing a ton of people want to talk about these days, it's muh mentalz shit. She easily co-ops any traits from whichever woman she has living with her to wipe her ass. It would be simple enough for her to do what she always does: take other peoples' stories as her own, weave them together in some half-assed way, and then vomit them back on to the internet as "her" vlog. No particular effort required beyond her normal concocting of tales. I remainin the camp that doesn't believe her about cancer, which is another thing that's unfortunately terribly easy to claim and have lots of plausible details. On the stupid tellonym that her imaginary shrink says is totally okay, she claimed to be at Becky's...well, hang on, let me just go get it before she deletes it.

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This is why people don't believe her. This is fucking bullshit. Nobody just fucking calls an oncologist's office because they "feel like" they have cancer and has that office say, "Come on in, gorl!" By the way, Hamber, you fat fucking retard, it's D&C, not DNC.


Trappin in the Trap said:
Imagine spending a week like her. You can only leave to spend money on buy useless stuff and you have to take the car, you don't even get to drive the car either, if you walk then your distance is limited to a block away and you have to eat constantly, all while recording videos trying to make that lifestyle seem interesting. If she was more self-aware, it'd be a nightmare. Nobody else has the specific fortitude that Amber does to keep up with that.
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I could last a day. Maybe two. Then my next purchase would be a gun to take myself out.

Trappin in the Trap said:
In the low chance that she makes it past 50-60, the developments of late adulthood aren't going to kind to her. Luckily for her, her rate of decay seems to be increasing and her making it to 40 has pretty low odds
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She does seem to be fading fast. Poor "gf" will have to move on to the next grift.

hydrochloric gunt wash said:
Idk what dumbass originally mentioned her writer’s bump but I hope they’re suffering rn because now Writerlynn is never going to shut up about how much journaling she’s doing.
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Doesn't matter. It's all lies anyhow, whether it's her telling us about just "how much journaleen I'm doeen guise!" or the shit she tells herself on he odd days she actually does any.


hydrochloric gunt wash said:
Edit: oh god, she doesn’t wash her new clothes. good to know.
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That's truly disgusting. What if they were returned by some lardass with leaky everything just like her after trying them on? Gross.
 
dacwcman68 said:
After all these years, Amber still counts calories like she's guessing the price of a midsize sedan on The Price is Right

EDIT: It's worth noting that ALR was 495 pounds back in February; she is now a stunning 494 pounds nearly 4 months later. I'm really thinking this is finally her big weight loss molment.
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A week ago - so going with 9th June, she was 487.8
16th June video, she was 489.0
23rd June video, she is 494.2

In the last 2 weeks, Her Royal Fatness has gained 6.4 elbees.

Congratulations Fatty, good to see that all the support that you now have and have never had before, is helping you maintain at 500 pounds.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Two things, really: first, she loves her some self-help books. Second, she loves her some other peoples lives. Her recs are likely filled to overflowing with muh mentalz crap because if there's one thing a ton of people want to talk about these days, it's muh mentalz shit. She easily co-ops any traits from whichever woman she has living with her to wipe her ass. It would be simple enough for her to do what she always does: take other peoples' stories as her own, weave them together in some half-assed way, and then vomit them back on to the internet as "her" vlog. No particular effort required beyond her normal concocting of tales. I remainin the camp that doesn't believe her about cancer, which is another thing that's unfortunately terribly easy to claim and have lots of plausible details. On the stupid tellonym that her imaginary shrink says is totally okay, she claimed to be at Becky's...well, hang on, let me just go get it before she deletes it.

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This is why people don't believe her. This is fucking bullshit. Nobody just fucking calls an oncologist's office because they "feel like" they have cancer and has that office say, "Come on in, gorl!" By the way, Hamber, you fat fucking retard, it's D&C, not DNC.




I could last a day. Maybe two. Then my next purchase would be a gun to take myself out.



She does seem to be fading fast. Poor "gf" will have to move on to the next grift.



Doesn't matter. It's all lies anyhow, whether it's her telling us about just "how much journaleen I'm doeen guise!" or the shit she tells herself on he odd days she actually does any.




That's truly disgusting. What if they were returned by some lardass with leaky everything just like her after trying them on? Gross.
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It's almost like oncology is one of those specialties that you need your GP to refer you to (I know someone who was referred from the ER after obvious results). No one can just make an appt for "cancer symptoms". If they could the never ending stream of idiots showing up after Dr Google would never end. I have tried to give her the benefit of the doubt with her cancer but this shit makes it beyond obvious that it wasn't what she claimed. Her uterus was yeeted due to heavy bleeding, like many, many other women.
 
Pippeyy said:
It's almost like oncology is one of those specialties that you need your GP to refer you to (I know someone who was referred from the ER after obvious results). No one can just make an appt for "cancer symptoms". If they could the never ending stream of idiots showing up after Dr Google would never end. I have tried to give her the benefit of the doubt with her cancer but this shit makes it beyond obvious that it wasn't what she claimed. Her uterus was yeeted due to heavy bleeding, like many, many other women.
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Her Royal Fatness doesn't have to bother with formalities like us little people. She 'knew' what was wrong with her... Kinda makes you wonder why it took the laheen bitch 2 fucking years to do anything about it. But that was another of her non-stop fucking lahs. No way was she constantly free-bleeding for 2 years. Look at the videos from that time and ask why there wasn't a trail of blood everywhere.
So we're expected to believe that in 2 years, she only decided to look up what was wrong with her when she was visiting Thumby's sister? Normal people do that at home and way before 2 years.
Hamber LAHS
 
mekalekahi said:
Amber totaled her day at 2300
I got around 2800
300-400 2 pork chops (she ate those even tho she said she didn’t)
800 3 slices of pizza (she probably ate more)
The website says the slices are around 250
670 Starbucks
600 wifeys nasty curry
350 pint of halo top
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I'm not buying for a minute that pizza wasn't something she personally ordered and the curry wasn't really takeout.

I don't have brains like Amber, but I'm failing to see the logic in "I'll continously overeat whatever the fuck I want, including 4 portions of ice cream at a time, so I don't 'binge'. "
 
Pippeyy said:
As someone who has worked from home since covid began, no, no company is sending you free food for no reason. Especially delivery pizza. Some might give you a gift card for meeting goals or birthdays but random pizza isn't happening.
Maybe it's Monica sending her gifts...maybe the plot has thickened?
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where does wipey work again? i didnt know she got a job around here now? because why would they get food from some little known pizza place? if the company gave her a giftcard wouldn't it just be for something well known for giftcards like pizza hut or dominos? i doubt hamber would truthfully say she had pizza otherwise. its like a "i know im not supposed to have this but wipey brought it home soooooooo not my fault hehe" my guess is feeder wipey telling her own lies. wants the beast to gorge on greasy food thats cheap since sushi must be too expensive. and amber wont question it because binge monster is hungry.
 
Oh my fucking god this latest video got me incredibly angry.
Everything about it is awful.
If I hear the word 'SO' one more time I might lose it.

Can this bitch die already and rid the world of her worthless presence.
Give me all the tophats I deserve.
 
WasabiPasta said:
Oh my fucking god this latest video got me incredibly angry.
Everything about it is awful.
If I hear the word 'SO' one more time I might lose it.

Can this bitch die already and rid the world of her worthless presence.
Give me all the tophats I deserve.
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It's gonna be ok buddy.
 
sheep plushie said:
where does wipey work again? i didnt know she got a job around here now? because why would they get food from some little known pizza place? if the company gave her a giftcard wouldn't it just be for something well known for giftcards like pizza hut or dominos? i doubt hamber would truthfully say she had pizza otherwise. its like a "i know im not supposed to have this but wipey brought it home soooooooo not my fault hehe" my guess is feeder wipey telling her own lies. wants the beast to gorge on greasy food thats cheap since sushi must be too expensive. and amber wont question it because binge monster is hungry.
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At this point, Wipey's probably working as Fatty's full-time caretaker.Fatty likes their full attention at all times and her gorlfriends are usually workshy.
As for the pizza being free from work? Fatty will lah about absolutely anything and everything. Right back when she first started on YT, she went on a diet, but she couldn't get the scales to work for her. They worked fine for Krystle, fine for Krystle's parents, just not Fatty. Our dainty gorl even changed the batteries...and they still would not work for her.
If you believer that bag of shit, then there really is no hope for you. She cannot tell the truth. She started her YT career with lahs. She will end her YT career with lahs.
 
All I could think of is back when AL proclaimed she dOeSn'T eVeN lIkE pIzZa and was FORCING herself to eat it when she was on an appetite suppressant.

Oh, how far she's come, now scarfing it down without hesitation.
 
When will she finally come to terms with the fact her eyes don't get fucked from allergies, it's purely due to her lazy gargantuan arse not taking her make-up off.

She has to over explain how she has totally filled her journal, you see it? It's like almost done, look at the pages, she's filled more of them than she hasn't, you see it - look at the scratchcard bookmark, you see?
You're over compensating.
Her ridiculous detailed explanation of her intense journal passion just draws more attention to the fact she's lying.

Her choice of clothing and jewellery is so outrageously tacky. Her trying to explain you can wear a cardigan in more than one way is both irritating and a small sign of her ego. This isn't new information, everyone knows you can wear clothing items in various ways. She really believes herself to be an authority on* fashion, diet, mental health, weightloss, pet care and literature.

SuperiorLynn just keeps getting better and better.
 
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WasabiPasta said:
Oh my fucking god this latest video got me incredibly angry.
Everything about it is awful.
If I hear the word 'SO' one more time I might lose it.

Can this bitch die already and rid the world of her worthless presence.
Give me all the tophats I deserve.
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I have stopped watching all but GorlicBread when it comes to amber, he never plays a clip of her voice, every video is only a minute long (because really there is no content to recap). I can't stand to hear the fake vocal fry and valley-girl-ebonics coupled with her special ed vocabulary anymore lol
 
I recognize the Fitbit Luxe in Hamber’s ‘latest’ video. I’d be very interested to see how many steps and more importantly her heart rate in the Fitbit app.

In the app you earn ‘Zone Minutes’ for raising your heart rate 117-140bpm is Fat Burn which is 1 Zone Minute, 141-169 is Cardio and is 2x Zone Minutes, anything above 170 is Peak Zone and gets 2x minuets. Honestly it can be a great way to ‘gamify’ working out and if you use the in app calorie tracker can be a good way to see how much work it takes to burn off that soda you had or how much you need to move to ‘earn’ a little treat.

But none of that matters since Hamber thinks just wearing the Fitbit is enough and will make the pounds fly off.
 
sheep plushie said:
where does wipey work again? i didnt know she got a job around here now? because why would they get food from some little known pizza place? if the company gave her a giftcard wouldn't it just be for something well known for giftcards like pizza hut or dominos? i doubt hamber would truthfully say she had pizza otherwise. its like a "i know im not supposed to have this but wipey brought it home soooooooo not my fault hehe" my guess is feeder wipey telling her own lies. wants the beast to gorge on greasy food thats cheap since sushi must be too expensive. and amber wont question it because binge monster is hungry.
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Wipey works for Amber. Amber ordered the pizza. Ergo Pizza was sent by work.
 
It would be funny if Jade eventually got tired of wiping dutty and resorted to buy a bidet for Amber. It wouldn't survive more than a week.
 
Gergg said:
I have stopped watching all but GorlicBread when it comes to amber, he never plays a clip of her voice, every video is only a minute long (because really there is no content to recap). I can't stand to hear the fake vocal fry and valley-girl-ebonics coupled with her special ed vocabulary anymore lol
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You just described me perfectly. I simply can't. If it weren't for the screen shots and @Situation Type Deal Gorl excellent recaps, I'd probably fade right on out of this thread. But then I'd miss all you gorls and not have a deathfat to laugh at.
 
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