🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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24 hours, and the shower thing still isn't over the 50K fatty neck hump.
In her heyday, this video would have likely generated 100-250k extra views, on top of her usual. and therefore, lots and lots of cash, not to mention extra subscribers. Of course this buffalo doesn't know when to cash in, she just thought the money train is going to run forever.

Anyway, showing laygs ain't gonna cut it fatty, nobody gives a fuck. You saw what a flop your shower vid was, an extra 20k views maybe, pfffft.

You know what you have to do to keep a roof over your fat head.
Time for some real degenerate shit, ask Nikocado for advice.
 
Holy shit, where to start with this one…

1-Amber you have never worked a day in your life, let’s not be a cunt ok? Also, technically a year ago Becky was still wiping your ass, so I’m going to have to count that as a job.

2-You’re stealing precious oxygen from the atmosphere. You should stop that.

3-:story: First of all, no one gives a fuck if Dana lost weight due to lack of money. The lesson here is less food = weight loss. Wow! What a totally new concept! Write that down in one of your journals.


In all seriousness, she should do one of those videos where she only buys and eats food from the Dollar Tree. Those are popular right now.
I have a feeling its about Tammy
 
3-:story: First of all, no one gives a fuck if Dana lost weight due to lack of money. The lesson here is less food = weight loss. Wow!
Amazing how simple it actually is, isn't it?
Happy 3000 pages, bitches! Here's to hoping Amber dies in the next 100. She's so fucking boring she needs to die. 🍸🍸🍸
Cheers, gorls!
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Re the tea I am guessing -
1. Becky (mostly likely) or Destiny
2. A minor Amberverse character. I am guessing idle gossip and cold tea she either got from the gays or Dana. So Rafe or a member of Becky or Dusty’s retarded family.
3. Dana (most likely) or Becky
 
In her heyday, this video would have likely generated 100-250k extra views, on top of her usual. and therefore, lots and lots of cash, not to mention extra subscribers. Of course this buffalo doesn't know when to cash in, she just thought the money train is going to run forever.

She's not exactly a great thinker of our time.


Anyway, showing laygs ain't gonna cut it fatty, nobody gives a fuck. You saw what a flop your shower vid was, an extra 20k views maybe, pfffft.

I've been looking around at the latest round of bullshit she's launching against reaction channels. "I'll never strike a reaction channel." But she'll surely report them (Sinatra) or try to get someone else to do a strike because she's a fucking coward (Jordy). Fuck you, Hamber. What you and the "gf" fail to riihhhlize is that YOUR channel will just die faster without reaction channels than with them. The two of you seem to think that if reaction channels go away, all those people watching them will instead flock to your channel to watch your showering bullshit or watch you cram 5K calories down that piehole of yours. Won't happen. You are so despised (and you will be even moreso if you keep up this shit) that people won't even bother to hate watch you. They'll go wherever the reaction channels go, and it will be someone else's channel, not yours.


 
I think a big error with this new Q&A drama is that you guiiiiz are forgetting its
1. Made up
2. Make believe
3. A lahhh

She’s just trollleeeenn and made the posts sound like they could be about Dana or Becky but 10000% they’re made up
 
Reason why I think it's about Tammy


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Personally, I think Big Hambus is a fucking liar and makes up at least 80% if the bullshit "questions" and "answers" over there. We sure as fuck know she doesn't have nearly the amount of engagement on any social media that she enjoyed three years ago. GFY, Hamber, you mendacious, petty, brainless, pathetic, weak-minded, cowardly, pathologically lying narcissist. And take the fucking "gf" with you, since y'all luff one another so much. You can be poor together - at least until she dumps your broke shelf ass because you killed your "career" and can't keep her in Jordans.
 
I think a big error with this new Q&A drama is that you guiiiiz are forgetting its
1. Made up
2. Make believe
3. A lahhh

She’s just trollleeeenn and made the posts sound like they could be about Dana or Becky but 10000% they’re made up
She’s just trying to look like she has friends. She doesn’t know shit about anything outside her sty
 
''Money does not make someone worthy''.
Yet this same moron always has to SsUBTTleY make sure all her followers and friends know how much money she has. It seems to me that Fat Fuck does indeed believe money is what makes a person ''worthy''.

There's no point in her trying to get all deep and meaningful only to then proceed to make up the most bullshit sounding story to justify her snobby attitude. Stahp lahhhin'. It's painful.
 
So they don't have money because they got fired a week ago, and in that week they lost all their money and a significant amount of weight? Right.
i dont think all three is tammy i think its the last one the first two are prolly dusty and necks
 
i dont think all three is tammy i think its the last one the first two are prolly dusty and necks

Pardon my autism, but are you referring to Aunt Tammy? The only other Tammy I can think of atm is Slaton. Maybe I'm forgetting someone?
 
Reason why I think it's about Tammy


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I don't think it's about Tammy because Hamber considers other Youtuber's she watches or has an interaction with her "friend". She thought of Zachary Michael, Pink Sparkles, Karlee Steel, etc as "friends" when they do not consider her a friend. It's probably one of the other fatasses she watches for inspiration.
 
She really is desperate for that coin if she has resorted to filming “shower routines” this often
Well the bitch only talks about seven or so different things lol. Watching her desperately scrape the bottom of the barrel is rather funny though. It would be depressing if she weren't such a dullard cunt of a fishwife, who also happens to be a quarter-ton piggy pig. And Wipey must not be giving very her much to work with to gleam a personality from, since she's become even more boring and redundant than ever before. And growing your hair doesn't make you look smaller in contrast the way I know that you think it does. Neither does picking the slack of your clothes off your saddlebags. Seeing her stepping out of the shower just grossed me TF out as she looks like she smells like that sickly stench of "Death Soon" and Bath and Body Works.

edit to add: The shower spectacle was purely performative. There's no way she can properly reach everything that needs to be cleaned herself. It's physically impossible because of her arm to ass? ratio.
 
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