🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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dollastoho said:
"I am constantly filming these weigh-in videos where I'm just fluctuating....I'm just going back and forth gaining and losing the same literal 10 pounds.... I'm just like, what is the point of that?"

Gorl, no shit! This has literally been your entire YT career, and you're just now realizing this. :story:
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so we're gaining and losing the same 11-13lbs now I guess
 
Congrats Amber you have lost 80 lbs for the 3rd time. Why you think that your audience that you have trolled and been a bitch to for 10 years cares is beyond me.
 
489. Right. So let's just call it 500 pounds. Congratulations on being 500 pounds. Still.

She says 487 is a new low? Because I would swear on all my Internet money that she once claimed to be in the 570s. I hope some magnificent autist can confirm or refute that.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
489. Right. So let's just call it 500 pounds. Congratulations on being 500 pounds. Still.

She says 487 is a new low? Because I would swear on all my Internet money that she once claimed to be in the 570s. I hope some magnificent autist can confirm or refute that.
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She got down to 480 right when they moved into that apartment and then doordash and Uber eats took over.
 
I think it was in the last days of the fag shanty. She was on a live with Eric and oinking about her weight loss. Someone challenged her to get on the scale and she did.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I think it was in the last days of the fag shanty. She was on a live with Eric and oinking about her weight loss. Someone challenged her to get on the scale and she did.
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Not sure of that live, but I found one of her giving her weights from July 1-2 in 2020, then her stepping on the scale on July 3. This would be the week before they actually vacated. (Cued)


The one right before this one is the one where she says she gained weight and is doing her weeping about not being able to fit into the scanners.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Not sure of that live, but I found one of her giving her weights from July 1-2 in 2020, then her stepping on the scale on July 3. This would be the week before they actually vacated. (Cued)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FaUG13t9gOA:587
The one right before this one is the one where she says she gained weight and is doing her weeping about not being able to fit into the scanners.
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If you want any earlier dates, let me know.
 
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If you want any earlier dates, let me know.
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@Scrumption, coming through! Thanks! It's interesting, @StrawberryDouche, that you asked that question in the first place, because I myself was thinking about how she always moves he goalposts on her weight gain journey, and how x lbs is her "highest weight ever" or y is her (new) lowest wight. Where's the dividingline on the latter? It ca n't be all time, because she was smaller way back in the Krystle Era. Does she base it on whatever she weighed in her last failed relationship era? If her "new lowest weght" is whatever she says in this video (haven't watched yet), what is the cutoff point? Ans all that got me to thinking what she weighed in the Density Era. Or does she just say fuck history, and go with the current calendar year? Jan 1 thisu4year, she showed 504 on the scale. So, is it from that? Or from her claimed highest weight ever, which we know is a total fucking lie (572 )? Only the latter gets her close to the 80 pounds she claims, at 76 pounds of loss. Still laughable, and not something that people will notice, especially now that gravity and aging are kicking in.

I think we should all be working from thesame timeline on this. If it's the current calendar year, she hasn't lost squat, relatively speaking, and it's why nobody can see anything significant. 504 to 489 is laughable.
 
This video is 12 minutes of this bitch twisting herself into mental knots trying to justify her weightloss while she's still remains a fat fucking fuck.

Good job, AL. I'm still waiting on the day you'll say you lost more than those fucking 89 elbees. Admit that you'll never take accountability for your fat failings, take the L, eat yourself into a little piggy coma and just die lmao
 
I am constantly filming these weigh-in videos where I'm just fluctuating, i'm just going back and forth gaining and losing
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Girl please, you don't film shit. I'm sure you don't even step on the scale. If you did you'd have bragged about it to show them haydurs, claiming it's water weight or idk but you did not because you're simply a lazy bitch who knows she isn't making enough progress.

I'm like what it the point of that ?
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I dunno gorl, what's the word fat fucks like to use ?... "document" the "journey" ?

She put clips of videos she's made in the past in order to show the difference regarding how she looked back then and how she looks now... and how does she do that, editing-wise ? Our smart gorl films her computer screen. Typing "youtube to mp4" and cutting the right clip to add directly from the editing software was too hard I guess.

Sorry girls I couldn't go further in the video, her voice and intonation/inflection is particularily annoying today.
 
AS PREDICTED! So every month Amber has made a "truth" video and all this is to drive up her views because from May 1st to June 15th (the predicted cut-off for Youtube payslip) she did not total a million in current views. So I remember saying at the beginning of the new pay cycle she'll drop a "bombshell video".

She confirmed to me that the cut-off is in fact the 14th and it begins anew on the 15th. At this point it's so dull, she does a weigh-in with no actual weigh-in just to make people angry. Guess what Amber people don't like being angry all the time and I think that is why her views are bombing.
 
"HaVe PeOpLe SeEn ThE wAy I lOoKeD bEfoRe??"

Amberlynn. Gorl. Sis. Tying your hair into a plait rather than scraping it up in the poop bun and (maybe) washeen your face does not drastically alter your appearance from 2019Lynn.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
489. Right. So let's just call it 500 pounds. Congratulations on being 500 pounds. Still.
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I don't know why, but I'm tepidly optimitic that's she's still (allegedly) under 500 lb. I don't think she'll ever succeed at losing weight or healthy enough to survive to 50 or beyond, and I keep coming back to the thread to find out if she's waddling along. I don't *want* for ALR to die, but it's kind of inevitible at this stage. I'm old enough to have had friends die from cancer, and given how long our gorl has gone without monitoring - let alone intensive testing - kind of speaks for itself.

Cancer is never an entertaining way to die.
 
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Wonky Eye said:
Girl please, you don't film shit. I'm sure you don't even step on the scale. If you did you'd have bragged about it to show them haydurs, claiming it's water weight or idk but you did not because you're simply a lazy bitch who knows she isn't making enough progress.
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Yes indeed. She'd be dunking all over haydur nation, pointing her fat beetus paw at the scale output and saying "I did that!". Yeah, Big Ham, you also ate your way to 600+ pounds and bedbound. From the start of this year, you maaged to lose eight pounds. Eight fucking pounds! Any of us could get a UTi or food poisoning and do that in a couple of days. It isn't anything to be having a ticker tape parade over. Six and a half months in, and a monstrously fat woman managed to lose eight fucking pounds. Wow.

Wonky Eye said:
I dunno gorl, what's the word fat fucks like to use ?... "document" the "journey" ?
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The "weightloss journey" in her case only works if you play her videos in reverse order, going fromnow to all the way bvack inthe Krystle Era. It's the only way it aftually looks like significant weightloss.

Wonky Eye said:
She put clips of videos she's made in the past in order to show the difference regarding how she looked back then and how she looks now... and how does she do that, editing-wise ? Our smart gorl films her computer screen. Typing "youtube to mp4" and cutting the right clip to add directly from the editing software was too hard I guess.
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Sounds like work, shitlord. What are you trying to do, make her have a heart attack and keel over dead? She's a dainty flower in a Mr. Creosote body. That slightly larger than human sized heart is trying to pump blood to an elephant sized body, after all.

Wonky Eye said:
Sorry girls I couldn't go further in the video, her voice and intonation/inflection is particularily annoying today.
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Fair play on that one, for certain.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Fair play on that one, for certain.
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I am nowhere near as patient as you are, without your recaps I'd have given up on regularly checking what's up with BigAl because I just don't have enough time and brain resilience to watch her videos. I like you, gorl.
Asskissing aside, I'm looking forward to reading your take on her last video.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
From the start of this year, you maaged to lose eight pounds. Eight fucking pounds! Any of us could get a UTi or food poisoning and do that in a couple of days. It isn't anything to be having a ticker tape parade over. Six and a half months in, and a monstrously fat woman managed to lose eight fucking pounds. Wow.
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Was she supposed to lose something like 50-100 pounds by the end of the year? Amber once said that "trying" is as good as "achieving". Thus, losing only 8 pounds shows, for her, that she is a success at losing weight.

All her videos lately show that she not only successfully lost weight but all her ailments are gone except for the pesky cellulitis. Soon, she will be able to go dancing, running, and rollerblading. The only thing that she can't do is to fit in an MRI.

Her views are at 978,000 views per month, and each video barely reaches 50k. I guess not everyone buys what she is selling.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Her views are at 978,000 views per month, and each video barely reaches 50k. I guess not everyone buys what she is selling.
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This month she uploaded 16 videos and indeed roughly 50k per video. That is 800k for her current uploads which leaves 178k as legacy views. Or about 4.5/1 ratio.
I have no idea if that is considered poor or average or what but I thought it was interesting.
 
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