🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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mekalekahi said:
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this isnt the flex she thinks it is lmao. because that could entail many things. and we all know there is no way she had sexual interactions for FIVE hours at that size or even close to that size. most of that session even IF true was probably gf getting her set up for sex. which includes getting amber in the perfect pillow princess position. giving the rolls and coochie a bath beforehand because theres no way they would go down otherwise. taking breaks because hambers hungry or wipeys exhausted from pleasing the beast. and so much more i wish to not imagine... maybe if wipey was smart she got a 10" labeled dildo so she could avoid the odor zone because even bathing wont save her from the smell of rot. and none of that time was giving wipey her turn because shes too fat and lazy. but yes tell us more about how CRAZY ur sex life is..
 
Oh FFS

She's had "sex" with Mr. Wipey exactly as many times as she had with Thumb.

Unless FatAl defines sex as sitting up in bed having Snickers shoved in her maw it ain't happening.

'Tho I could see the five hour snickers thing....
 
Ewww kill me I went down the rabit hole thinking what ALR would think is sex for five hours. Not even sure super fit people would be able to do it for five hours straight. If she means laying next to each other and having the odd touching than yes. But there is no way she would be able to keep her legs open for five minutes much less five hours. Seriously kill me for thinking about this. Damn you internet.
 
Oh look Obese2Beast is out of content again. Fuck off and leave the sow alone and stop necroing content giving her unwarranted attention. I fucking hate these low-grade pussies coming in getting everything wrong and providing no context and all it does is give Amber a 10k boost for 5 days delaying the inevitable. It's like they want to try and initiate the member berries but no one really looks at Amber with nostalgia. It's just free content and honestly, it makes them look so thirsty for money.
 
LMAO! 5 hours. Sure, just like you had sex with Becky 10 times a week or whatever you claimed.

This bitch is as ignorant about sex as Chantal “squirter” Sarault.
 
I feel like despite being super fat, the people in the porn she mentions are STILL in better shape than her.
Not checking though. All I know is everyone is in better shape than her. Even you.
 
dfranki723 said:
Let's humour the whale for a second.
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I love where this going.
dfranki723 said:
Fatty would be struggling to breath after two minutes, the stench would be radiating in every direction eventually filling the apartment and whatever they were having their SESSIONS on would be soaked with the beefy juices of two absolute troglodytes.
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Thats what all the candles and the soy melts are for.

PotatoSalad4711 said:
LMAO! 5 hours. Sure, just like you had sex with Becky 10 times a week or whatever you claimed.
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She keeps lying and is always surprised fucking Pikachu face when nobody believes her about shit. She seems genuinely confused and its baffling.
 
Acceptable said:
Lesbians already have the stereotype of rarely having sex. Add on morbid obesity and i would believe they are in a completely sexless relationship.
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McFat is totally a sexy creature. She has 5 hour orgies on the regular. Only problem being, it's not with another hooman bean. It's with food. Foodgasms take the place of orgasms in McFat's world.

Shhooooooo Gooooood!
 
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BAYYYYBBBEEE HURRY UP ALREADYYYYY MY SEX DRIVE IS SOOO CRAZYYYY
 
Imagine Wipey trying to get through the maze of oozing lymphadema and past Hambutt's festering fupa. There is no sex. This is exactly like her 10 times a week shit with No Neck Becks. Her tree trunks make actual sex impossible. Remember this bitch thinks hickies are sex. She's a repressed fatass. Even with all her sex talk, she still can't speak openly about sex because oh nos so shameful TMI. She's gonna die having never orgasmed other than from food.
 
beanbag in a hurry said:
Anyone who has ever had sex EVER knows that ofcourse not.
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Even with a lot of stamina and ability to hold back orgasms, at some point it's just not that pleasurable anymore. And i'm talking hetero sex with peen in vageen, because rubber dildos need lots of lube if you don't wanna end up with your flesh irritated from all the friction. Eating pussy tires the eater's jaw in about 10-15min and the only reason you keep going is to pleasure your partner (which I don't think Jade would do for her gorl). Getting your pussy eaten for too long makes it either hypersensitive or numbs it, and isn't pleasurable neither. So no, Amber, you don't have 5 hours long "sex sessions", and you probably don't have sex at all because you'd need to show at least a bit of layg.

Also there is no such thing as SSBBW. Fat isn't beautiful. Plus size is gross. Super size is simply repulsive.
 
Wonky Eye said:
Even with a lot of stamina and ability to hold back orgasms, at some point it's just not that pleasurable anymore. And i'm talking hetero sex with peen in vageen, because rubber dildos need lots of lube if you don't wanna end up with your flesh irritated from all the friction. Eating pussy tires the eater's jaw in about 10-15min and the only reason you keep going is to pleasure your partner (which I don't think Jade would do for her gorl). Getting your pussy eaten for too long makes it either hypersensitive or numbs it, and isn't pleasurable neither. So no, Amber, you don't have 5 hours long "sex sessions", and you probably don't have sex at all because you'd need to show at least a bit of layg.

Also there is no such thing as SSBBW. Fat isn't beautiful. Plus size is gross. Super size is simply repulsive.
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Also while dicks aren't in the equation in this case, priapism is a thing. If a guy keeps it up for five hours dude needs to go to a hospital immediately. People go on about women getting multiple orgasms and shit, but sexual stimulation can be super painful right after an orgasm.

There's a couple deathfat sex workers and ex sex workers in the Deathfat subforum, but it ranges from barely reaching with Hitachis to rumored cake farting. Pretty sure most sex work for fatties is just gorging themselves in front of a camera for feeders or camwhoring. It's very rarely partnered, and for good reason.

As gross as it is seeing Amber claim to give handjobs in a theater or having sex with Becky ten times a week, it's also pretty funny seeing her woefully inadequate virgin mind come up with what she thinks other people find hot or would be jealous of. I remember her flexing that Destiny was a squirter. Honey, no.
 
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