🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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dfranki723 said:
I'd love to see ALR try her hand at functioning within the UK.
She thinks the mean comments online are bad? Take a vacation to England Hamber, please - it might get you a temporary increase in views.
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A Saturday night in Blackpool amongst the hen parties would fit the bill. How about a ride on the Picaddilly line going to Covent Garden at 10pm on Saturdays. She would love the closeness of the station lift. Not one word would be uttered I suppose.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Amber does not have a passport, so no travelling there. Amber has no concept of Canada. It is not just America north. It is colder than hell, expensive, and would not fit well there. Same with the U.K. I wonder why she wants to move there? In the U.K., at least if you do not like the services of the NHS, you can go private. Not sure if you can do that in Canada. Canadians are nice people, why doing that to them.

The 80 pounds is from her highest weight. If she does not tell us to the tenth of a pound, it is a lie. She is stll at 500 pounds.
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At Fatty's size it would be easier for Canada to move to her.
Fatty needs 2 passports, 1 for each ass cheek.
She doesn't want to move to Canada, it was clickbait, as it always is.
Disgusting how she criticises US healthcare when she's used so much of it, usually without paying.
A few videos ago, she claimed she was obsessed with weighing herself. Just not that much that she bothered for this video. I've only watched through Bottle's channel, but there's no weighing in, so it's a lah. She was admitting to 500 elbees at the start of 2022 and 5 months later is still the same. I will go out on a limb and say that at the end of this year, she will still be in the region of 500 pounds. Unless Jade leaves, in which case - who the fuck knows how much she'll gain. Here's hoping.
 
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8008135 said:
I'm not even watching this bullshit; just the title set me off.

Canada has surprisingly strict immigration requirements in terms of age, education, employability, relationship to existing citizens, etc. (at least when compared to the US). This uneducated, unemployable, 550-pound lump of scabs and lymph fluid wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of "moving" anywhere north of the 40th. To even tease it in a title is fucking nonsensical. She might have well as said "Moving to Japan?!" for all the sense that makes. 🎩 🧩
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FupaCitySheriff said:
At Fatty's size it would be easier for Canada to move to her.
Fatty needs 2 passports, 1 for each ass cheek.
She doesn't want to move to Canada, it was clickbait, as it always is.
Disgusting how she criticises US healthcare when she's used so much of it, usually without paying.
A few videos ago, she claimed she was obsessed with weighing herself. Just not that much that she bothered for this video. I've only watched through Bottle's channel, but there's no weighing in, so it's a lah. She was admitting to 500 elbees at the start of 2022 and 5 months later is still the same. I will go out on a limb and say that at the end of this year, she will still be in the region of 500 pounds. Unless Jade leaves, in which case - who the fuck knows how much she'll gain. Here's hoping.
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Personally, I’d fucking love to see her move to Canada. The only people there who can see physicians in a timely manner are the oh so protected trans clan when they want to get their genitalia multilated. She understands NOTHING about the “free” health care system there.
 
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ALR is claiming her chronic cellulitis is from athlete's foot. What a crock of shit.

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Totally real FBI Frank said:
Personally, I’d fucking love to see her move to Canada. The only people there who can see physicians in a timely manner are the oh so protected trans clan when they want to get their genitalia multilated. She understands NOTHING about the “free” health care system there.
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Eh, the only doctors she sees are the ones in the ER anyway, which will reluctantly see her the same day, declare she is a healthy queen, and send her away with a script for antibiotics, same as in the US, minus the extortionist payment.
 
I've been looking at those pictures and I don't see any differences. She is always tugging and pulling at her clothing and stretching them out. At least twice, that I can remember, you could actually hear the fabric being stretched as she yanked on it.

Fabrics get looser over time. I'm sure we've all experienced that before. You have a favorite shirt you always wear and the more you wear and wash it the bigger it gets on you.

Oh she lost 80lbs? Is that the same 80lbs she lost when she had cancer, what 3-4 years ago now? The beginning of the year when she "actively losing weight" she weighed 500lbs. She also told us of all the stuff she can do now that she has dropped a whopping whole pound!! She has been using that same 80 pounds for 10 years now.
 
Pixelated Poutine said:
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ALR is claiming her chronic cellulitis is from athlete's foot. What a crock of shit.

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The only thing the athletes foot explains is why her toenails are fucking gross and why her feet have stunk for years. Of course she never got it treated

ETA- she probably has a rampant fungal infection, if you want to ruin your eyes and look up what it does to your toenails, you can see from the time we saw ambers they are like hard crust and crumble into dust when trimmed. If we believe that it’s causing her to get cellulitis then it’s 100% in between the leg/ankle rolls we saw in the last video.

I don’t want to imagine the smell if she ever lifts that up
 
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Well obviously Amber doesn't have athletes foot. She has the feet OF an athlete! Walking half a mile was so stressful on her prize winning trotters, of course she got cellulitus again.
 
Lack of a better nickname said:
Y'all be shoook to hear that on reddit someone compared the old and new shirts and, surprise surprise, they are different
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Post the link.

She's so stupid, she thinks fungus and bacteria are the same organism and as a consequence, she's admitted to having yeasty feet for no reason.

Maybe when she finishes her 4th grade language arts textbook, she can order one on 2nd grade biology.
 
I believe the athlete's foot thing... fungal infections can cause fissures in the skin through which bacteria can enter; however, the fact that she's getting recurrent bacterial and fungal infections is a HUGE red flag that she's dealing with more co-morbidities than just "cured cancer" and pre-hypertension. Maybe Amber wants to move to Canada because she has health problems and wants them treated for free.
 
Pixelated Poutine said:
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How gross does she have to be to leave athlete's foot for SO LONG she gets an infection? Also, thats a fungal infection. She's literally rotting. This is vile. Can you IMAGINE how bad it smells when she takes off her shoes. Its probably in her ankle folds as well.
 
Tardprincess said:
How gross does she have to be to leave athlete's foot for SO LONG she gets an infection? Also, thats a fungal infection. She's literally rotting. This is vile. Can you IMAGINE how bad it smells when she takes off her shoes. Its probably in her ankle folds as well.
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Isabella Janke mushroom foot farming levels of gross.

Hamber, you know what kills athletes foot? Vagisil. Smear some on your hooves instead of brushing you teeth with it.
 
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