🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Queequeg]

Why the hell does this ham fisted retard have to shake everything she shows the camera?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Does she have a wart on her finger or is that a blister?

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It's a bump due to the way she holds both a fork and a pen. You can see the slightly depressed area immediately below it (toward her hand) - that's where the implements reside when she has them in her beetus paw. It's basically a pressure issue, like a bubble in a tire.

 

[Happy Bitch]

Throughout the May 30th vlog, she walks around and picks up weights (at 0:55) to prove to the haydurs that she is still super mobile.
However, I suspect that her scooter is not too far behind her so that she can take a break between standing up for the vlog.
When Jade is checking out, Amber holds the camera at a very awkward low angle. I know that Amber is short, but she is clearly sitting down (at 1:48 )



A little bit of a deja vu moment when caretaker Destiny had to check out for Amber when she was rolling around in her Walmart scooter.
Notice the angle is similar, and both caretakers had to check out for her because she was in her scooter and cannot stand up to properly check out.
So much for the 100 days walkeen challenge.

 

[Insulin reid]

When Jade is checking out, Amber holds the camera at a very awkward low angle. I know that Amber is short, but she is clearly sitting down (at 1:48 )


So much for the 100 days walkeen challenge.

Its the 100 days of walkeen not 100 days of standeen.

 

[mysterymoment]

Lottolynn era

 

[Kitsunehime]

Throughout the May 30th vlog, she walks around and picks up weights (at 0:55) to prove to the haydurs that she is still super mobile.
However, I suspect that her scooter is not too far behind her so that she can take a break between standing up for the vlog.
When Jade is checking out, Amber holds the camera at a very awkward low angle. I know that Amber is short, but she is clearly sitting down (at 1:48 )

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A little bit of a deja vu moment when caretaker Destiny had to check out for Amber when she was rolling around in her Walmart scooter.
Notice the angle is similar, and both caretakers had to check out for her because she was in her scooter and cannot stand up to properly check out.
So much for the 100 days walkeen challenge.

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i think i can spot the Scooter infront of Wipeys Hand...Reflection of the Handles in the first Picture..=)
I knew she would never push through her shoping by Foot...

 

[peach tea]

I hate that stupid royalty free song she uses over and over again so god damn much it's unreal.

And that’s exactly why she uses it.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Throughout the May 30th vlog, she walks around and picks up weights (at 0:55) to prove to the haydurs that she is still super mobile.
However, I suspect that her scooter is not too far behind her so that she can take a break between standing up for the vlog.
When Jade is checking out, Amber holds the camera at a very awkward low angle. I know that Amber is short, but she is clearly sitting down (at 1:48 )

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A little bit of a deja vu moment when caretaker Destiny had to check out for Amber when she was rolling around in her Walmart scooter.
Notice the angle is similar, and both caretakers had to check out for her because she was in her scooter and cannot stand up to properly check out.

Fatty busted again. Don't worry gorls, she'll be trying to think something up where we are all wrong and she was not in a scooter.
As for this content she is putting out, it's like she is trying to sink her own channel. The bits people hate the most, she takes great delight in doing more of. Case in point, those shitty art cards.
I think if her channel carries on like this, by 18th November - her 9 year anniversary - she'll either have to be working (will never happen), or on some kind of handout.
Don't be shooketh if sooner rather than later she starts uploading every day. She will hate all that effort, but will need the money.
By the end of the year, I'm hopeful she'll be on benefits and Wipey will have done a runner. Love that for her.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-CSGvT9GU0
(can't upload it for some reason)

Highlights:

• Eric & Ricky sighting
• Amber steals all the appetizers in the to-go boxes
• Jade gets Amber a scratch ticket which triggers her childhood memories of her dad's "lawnmower shop" where he used to do drugs in the back room because the crackheads covered the walls in scratchoffs
• She might start a scratch off ticket series
• She shows her Tellonym page
  • Some chick named Jen sent her an iMessage (possibly LifeByJen)
• She hates when people passive-aggressively slam things like dishes, cabinets, and car doors
  • This could be directed at any number of her former housemates

Is she just trying to recreate her CF thumbnail because she can't get that orange chicken, my god.

Edit: Pictures side by side in separate files instead of just one photo.

 

[dfranki723]

''We're entering the tunnel, *obnoxious giggle* inside joke'.'
What? Jesus Christ. Sounds like a super funny joke, they're such a cute couple guys! With all their forced giggling and totally hilarious inside jokes!

''I LIKE SIMPLISTIC!"
Your entire life/attitude/wardrobe/existence implies otherwise you bellend, you like everything tacky and anything OTT.
She can't even be bothered to troll creatively, she thinks blurting out ''moment'' constantly and touching shit in stores will get her thousands of hate views. That's not how it works you obese retard. You're boring. The only reason people hate-watch anymore is to witness your downfall in real time. It's been a long time coming.

She's particular about what she buys? She bought a fucking item of clothing without even reading the full description, you're not very particular if you order skirts instead of dresses because you're not paying attention. Nevermind the incessant purchasing of clothes that are too small for her.

She's still trying to convince people that she has no pain or breathing issues when supposedly charging around her flat cleaning things? Sure. That makes sense given your MASSIVE weightloss. What a healthy KuhWeen.
SmugLynn loving herself is the worst. Reacting to your old videos when you haven't changed is pointless and self masturbatory.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Damn, that's terrible, entering the scraping for views arc. Love that for you!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Hoping for a gambling addiction arc soon, might just liven this snooze fest up a wee bit.

 

[HackerX]

Is she just trying to recreate her CF thumbnail because she can't get that orange chicken, my god.

Edit: Pictures side by side in separate files instead of just one photo.

You can't explain the newer image any other way than being for a feeder audience. Her tongue, poking out of her freakishly huge head yet small face, ready to receive God's bountiful carbohydrates.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

A few things about that "Look at me, I'm walking in Meijer!" video.

One, nice catch @Happy Bitch - the handles at the bottom of that reflection. Great eye. I knew her performative Joaquin was too good to be true for all the time she was roaming around, fondling things, but had nothing to back it up.

Two, her "inside joke" shit I rank (in general) up there with her "obsessions". They really aren't, or they're just stupid catchphrases that everyone uses ("bro) and she's just too fucking stupid to understand what an inside joke actually is.

Three, her acanthosis nigricans. In the video, she calls the "gf" over because she sees how dark her knuckles are, makes the "gf" reassure her that they don't look as terrible as they look, which of course the "gf" dutifully does. Don't piss off your dwindling ATM and all that. But look here, Fatty, most people are not telling you your hands are dirty. They're pointing out that you're letting diabetes rage through your body unchecked, and that is why you look like you look, why your knuckles look the way they do, why your wounds do not heal in anything approaching a normal amount of time, and why you're heading for amputations. Take a look at this.

Look at this gorl, graduating to the next level! I always figured she'd lose some toes or a foot first, but her fingertips may actually be the first to go**. Those "Portuguese" knuckles, the neck, and now her fingertips - this is exactly why she will never get her labs done. She'll treat it just like her nonstop bleeding from her dainty period hole: not get checked until it's far too late. That lack of circulation to smaller appendages cannot be reversed past a certain point, and not without serious effort, so we know she surely will not be working on that. I'm looking forward to the Gangrene Era, and I really hope she'll have the "gf" film it after each successive round of lopping off. If this is her master plan to eventually lose the weight and revive her channel for awhile, well done, 4-D chess playing Lynn, well done indeed.

**Without seeing her feet or layyygs.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

First of the month tomorrow. I wonder if we will get a weigh-in? On 1st January this year, Fatty weighed 504.6 pounds.
After 5 full months of 'actively losing weight', will better support than she's ever had in her life, result in a dramatic drop in her elbees?
She started with her 100 days of weighing-in and thought she could lose 60 pounds, but decided to 'play it safe' and promised to only lose 50 pounds.
She was looking to weigh 350 pounds by the end of this year.

As for her 100 days to build-up to walk ONE fucking mile, we know she's roughly a month behind on her uploads, so she must be at least over 50 days in, by now. I wonder how her stamina has 'improved'?
I'm hoping that after the 100 days, she does a live 'walk a mile with me', where we get to see her progress in real-time.

I think we all need to know how she's doeeen... Has anyone asked her how she's dooeeen?

 

[Cosmologic]

if she ever shows LAYYYGS i think that might revive her channel in the short-term. at this point i'm curious if they're growing mold and maggots like lisa from MSHPL.

 

[Clownfish345]

if she ever shows LAYYYGS i think that might revive her channel in the short-term. at this point i'm curious if they're growing mold and maggots like lisa from MSHPL.

those potato sak legs would scare off any living organism tbh, ig apparently gold digger uhaul lesbians

 

[Constellationzero]

on some kind of handout.

She already is. And I ain't asking, I'm telling you. The house nigger is getting paid by the state DRS to wipe Hambutt's ass. She ain't the girlfriend. She ain't the friend.
She was likely ASSIGNED to Hambutt by DRS, hence not wanting to be on camera. She's just blowing smoke up her own ass and dilating because this is the first time she's having to go without a lezbeen gorlfrand.

 

[WasabiPasta]

She already is. And I ain't asking, I'm telling you. The house nigger is getting paid by the state DRS to wipe Hambutt's ass. She ain't the girlfriend. She ain't the friend.
She was likely ASSIGNED to Hambutt by DRS, hence not wanting to be on camera. She's just blowing smoke up her own ass and dilating because this is the first time she's having to go without a lezbeen gorlfrand.

A few weeks ago Jade Francis squeezed Amberlynn Reid's tit on camera. She might be getting paid from the state on top as a caretaker, but they are not platonic. Enough with this shit.
Yeah, ALR can get a girlfreind and you can't.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't really care either way about whether or not Wipey is hired help but there are in fact people out there who are romantically involved with the person they get paid to care for. That is an actual thing and it's not against the law. So it wouldn't be some massive shocker or out of the ordinary. Wives can be paid to take care of their husbands and vice versa. It wouldn't take any effort for Wipey to sort that out.

I don't know why it matters though, Jade is a dodgy fucking cunt for even interacting with an immobile narc regardless of reasoning.