🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Fun fact of the day NASA recently has discovered that they can launch objects into space if they spin them at a high enough velocity much like a Greek athlete of yore hurling a discus at the Circus Maximus. The funny part of it is that the perfect weight has to be 550 pounds. That being said, Amberlynn is almost skinny enough to be launched into space when conditions are perfect.
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Will she break up into small harmless pieces that burn up on reentry or will large land masses be in danger from her falling out of orbit?
 
Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Fun fact of the day NASA recently has discovered that they can launch objects into space if they spin them at a high enough velocity much like a Greek athlete of yore hurling a discus at the Circus Maximus. The funny part of it is that the perfect weight has to be 550 pounds. That being said, Amberlynn is almost skinny enough to be launched into space when conditions are perfect.
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She might volunteer if you told her there was a Milky Way involved. We know how much the beast enjoys her candy…

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I wonder if Fat Amber will be doing a Swedish Death Cleaning video. It was a yt fad about 3 years ago and we all know the Grim Reaper has her penciled in somewhere.
 
I don't think it's a matter of "serial cheaters can change". As you actually need to leave the house or have someone come over to your house for the 10 minutes your caretaker GF of the day was allowed to leave your presence, to actually cheat. But whatever.
 
Her last videos have either been in the 30k or 40k views. The 'I lied' is the only one with over 80k views. Not long ago, she used to have views in the 50k and 60k but not anymore. Her monthly views are now barely over 1 million. I guess people are not that interested in watching people putting stuff from one bottle to another one.
 
@Turd Fergusson Yes I was looking at that and I am curious about the exact reason. I think the lie video was the cut-off point for some, I never watched it because her videos are so shit now especially one that long. The lies video was published before her cut off point of the 15th. Her views since then as said have barely hit 50k.

If she posts 15 videos with this average, then she will hit 750k. With the CPM of $3 it is a measly $2.250 and not even applying taxes. Jade wrecked her channel and even with Jade's income which is entry-level, IT is $3k on average monthly. Their incomes combined are really dicey.

I think Jade is going to bail real soon because combined it ends up Jade supporting Amber and she does not seem that type.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
@Turd Fergusson Yes I was looking at that and I am curious about the exact reason. I think the lie video was the cut-off point for some, I never watched it because her videos are so shit now especially one that long. The lies video was published before her cut off point of the 15th. Her views since then as said have barely hit 50k.

If she posts 15 videos with this average, then she will hit 750k. With the CPM of $3 it is a measly $2.250 and not even applying taxes. Jade wrecked her channel and even with Jade's income which is entry-level, IT is $3k on average monthly. Their incomes combined are really dicey.

I think Jade is going to bail real soon because combined it ends up Jade supporting Amber and she does not seem that type.
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I think Fatty knows one day Jade'll pop out for snacks and never return.
Jade's nothing more than a loser, grifter, just like Hamber was, back in the day - before she got too fat and now needs a caretaker. Even by your mid-20s, people tend to have friends, family, hobbies, job and unless a FANTASTIC opportunity opens up, they tend to stay within that area of the country. Grifters are the ones who move all over the country, at the drop of a hat, if they get the chance is to use someone up. Fatty's lived all over the US, just as long as there was free board and lodgings for her.
Fatty must recognise Jade has done exactly the same thing she used to do. Why else would Jade downgrade to Kentucky - answer is, everything's free!
I also think that's what Fatty means when she talks about 'fatphobia' and being treated differently when you're fat. When she was a dainty 368 elbees, she could grift her way around the country - free places to stay, free money, no job. Now she's admitting to 500 elbees, she is the one who has to pay for her gorlfriends to tolerate her.
Bitch, it's not fatphobia, it's wiping the shit covered ass of a 600 pound, ungrateful hog phobia.
 
So let me get this straight
You weigh over 500 lbs with a food addiction and your gf and best friends decide to eat Olive Garden with you then proceed to take you to a food festival the next day Lol.
 
Another pyramid scheme/MLM purchase confirmed. Thieves essential oil is made by Young Living. Fun fact: The guy that started it drowned his own newborn daughter and never faced charges for it. YL is prob the grimiest yet biggest mlm cult out there besides Herbalife.
 
BBJ_4_Ever said:
Will she break up into small harmless pieces that burn up on reentry or will large land masses be in danger from her falling out of orbit?
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She's organic. She'll burn up on re-entry, especially with all that grease to burn.

Maybe we should start a letter-writing campaign to have Amber be the first human to be launched into space this way. /sneed
 
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