🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Supreme Dingus said:
Videos posted 2 days ago and 7 hours ago and she's still wearing the same clothes?

Pick one, you fat, lying, cuntfungus: either you pre-filmed all your pathetic nontent and are:
1A) stupid/arrogant enough to think nobody will notice
1B) too much of a lazy sow to give a fucking fuck

Or:

2) unwashed to the point that your smell would gag a maggot and the filth on your body could hide you from the fucking Predator.
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lol cow supreme said:
she pre-recorded all the videos for the month. Also she always fucks with the time line with mixing up clips. I suspect she records a few hours in one or two days then cuts taht to be 4 or 5 videos. Like the "one thing a day" torrid haul. She probably filmed all of them at once but scripted it as one a day.
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She is wearing the same outfit from the last 3 videos in her Insta posts from April 26 & 30. So yeah, about a month behind and all filmed on the same day.
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That arm movement she made after taking a bite of food. She's always made OTT sounds but she never drops her utensil to make weird movements.

She must of seen the self-diagnosed ''autistic'' bellends on TikTok pretending to ''stim''. You watch her start doing this regularly in the hopes that one of her moronic supporters says ''omg maybe you're autistic baaabe? You should def get checked, you're like totally stimming!!!!''.

Fat Cunt always tries to be subtle when mimicking things like this, she's aware enough that she knows to act mild at first then she turns it up to 100.
Same with her other pretend illness'. I'm also pretty confident that aside from the organising being another TikTok trend, it's an easy way for her to push the OCD claim. She's soooooo uncomfortable when her unused spices don't have matching containers!
 
Taking your own food and drinks to your totally bess frens house because you don't like eating theirs is totally normal and nothing at all to do with raging food aggression and being unable to stand the idea of SHARING food. (Watch Amber tell us in the next video about how this is because she's ✨ LoSiNg WeIgHt✨ and is taking her own hulthy Farmer Joe's haul to avoid temptation.)

Before anyone spergs, I know that taking food with you when visiting friends is perfectly normal social etiquette but people tend to do that to share with others. Our Gorl does not share food.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Taking your own food and drinks to your totally bess frens house because you don't like eating theirs is totally normal and nothing at all to do with raging food aggression and being unable to stand the idea of SHARING food. (Watch Amber tell us in the next video about how this is because she's ✨ LoSiNg WeIgHt✨ and is taking her own hulthy Farmer Joe's haul to avoid temptation.)

Before anyone spergs, I know that taking food with you when visiting friends is perfectly normal social etiquette but people tend to do that to share with others. Our Gorl does not share food.
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Not just her totally bess frens house...her former housemates. She should be as comfortable eating their food and drinks as family. Its not like stopping by some party you were second hand invited to.
 
dfranki723 said:
It makes me so uncomfortable when she brags about hanging out with E + R. It's weird. They both clearly didn't like her and yet they're going out of their way to spend time with her? Have they fallen out with Thumb so they're being petty?
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I can only assume that it’s because she must pay for them when they go out.
 
Oh my God, she's actually pulling the ''WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!''.

You're jealous of anyone smaller than you. An average looking, chubby woman makes you seethe will rage. Let's not forget your mean girl comments over girls taking pictures in front of a wall.

Again with the contradictory stories of her past, which is it Fatty? Either you were a super sexual alcoholic who jumped random girls (what a gangsta you are) or you were made fun of for being ''Fat Amber''.
If you've cheated once, you've acquired the label of ''cheater''. It doesn't evaporate and cease to exist when you feel like it. I know she's lying about it but still.
A 300lb teenager is not ''serial cheating'' with anyone, stop. Not even a nonce would look teenage ALR's way.

No-one discriminates against you. You think their advice makes them big ol' meanies who just don't know your tRRaUUMMAsz. I don't understand how she's grown MORE out of touch and narcissistic over the years. It's incredible to see. The fatter and smellier she's gotten, the more she loves herself and feels superior.

It's tiring to see the dregs of society repeatedly talk about ''muh journey'' when their supposed journey consists of staying in the exact same place physically and emotionally for most of their adult life.
 
raritycat said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-CSGvT9GU0
(can't upload it for some reason)

Highlights:
  • Eric & Ricky sighting
  • Amber steals all the appetizers in the to-go boxes
  • Jade gets Amber a scratch ticket which triggers her childhood memories of her dad's "lawnmower shop" where he used to do drugs in the back room because the crackheads covered the walls in scratchoffs
  • She might start a scratch off ticket series
  • She shows her Tellonym page
    • Some chick named Jen sent her an iMessage (possibly LifeByJen)
  • She hates when people passive-aggressively slam things like dishes, cabinets, and car doors
    • This could be directed at any number of her former housemates
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I noticed she's wearing a choker. Must be to hide her third chin. She keeps slopping down all of that food and she's going to have a really bad meat beard. That's when all of your chins come together to make a ball sack that touches your chest.
 
Trying my best to ignore the Hog but her gravitational pull keeps drawing me in.
Gets easier to spot her lahs. Any 'story' Fatty remembers, after 8 and a half years is a lah. No way would she have not used her latest tale of woe for sympathy and asspats before now.
Newest lah is Papa-Lynn having a wall covered in scratchcards in the back of his lawnmower shop.
So just to clarify this alleged drug addict, who was only interested in his next fix, somehow managed to set-up and run his own lawnmower repair business? A business that had it's own premises?
More lahs to cover for her new scratchcard obsession; remember her obsession with Spam, anyone?
Even if Fatty's parents' were obsessed with scratchcards, which they weren't. At least they weren't obsessed with scratching their own fucking T-Rex arms.
 
"I make shorter videos because if people watch 3/4 of it, it's better than only watching 1/3 of my longer videos. Hopefully that makes sense. If you are a YouTuber, you might get it lol"

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Amber. Always trying hard to sound like such an intellectual when there are so many giveaways that's she's just fucking not.
 
10547875 said:
"I make shorter videos because if people watch 3/4 of it, it's better than only watching 1/3 of my longer videos. Hopefully that makes sense. If you are a YouTuber, you might get it lol"

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Amber. Always trying hard to sound like such an intellectual when there are so many giveaways that's she's just fucking not.
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Is this like how four half sandwiches are better than two sandwiches, or whatever it was?
 
dfranki723 said:
Oh my God, she's actually pulling the ''WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!''.

You're jealous of anyone smaller than you. An average looking, chubby woman makes you seethe will rage. Let's not forget your mean girl comments over girls taking pictures in front of a wall.

Again with the contradictory stories of her past, which is it Fatty? Either you were a super sexual alcoholic who jumped random girls (what a gangsta you are) or you were made fun of for being ''Fat Amber''.
If you've cheated once, you've acquired the label of ''cheater''. It doesn't evaporate and cease to exist when you feel like it. I know she's lying about it but still.
A 300lb teenager is not ''serial cheating'' with anyone, stop. Not even a nonce would look teenage ALR's way.

No-one discriminates against you. You think their advice makes them big ol' meanies who just don't know your tRRaUUMMAsz. I don't understand how she's grown MORE out of touch and narcissistic over the years. It's incredible to see. The fatter and smellier she's gotten, the more she loves herself and feels superior.

It's tiring to see the dregs of society repeatedly talk about ''muh journey'' when their supposed journey consists of staying in the exact same place physically and emotionally for most of their adult life.
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She sure wasn't worried about children or how she came off looking when she was out on the town with Dunce Cap the Lost Hillicker.
 
formerfatcow said:
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Amber doesn’t want jade on camera cause she lied about her lol. She made her seem like a hot ripped braided up WNBA player and she’s not. She even had Becky lying saying how fit and sexy she is. You hate the community but you love doing show and tell with your shoes and new plastic shit you and amber aquire daily.

Also didn’t amber cheat on Casey? She was talking to krystle and another girl receiving gifts and money while dating him.
 
Mad Man said:
I noticed she's wearing a choker. Must be to hide her third chin. She keeps slopping down all of that food and she's going to have a really bad meat beard. That's when all of your chins come together to make a ball sack that touches your chest.
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You're not far off. she thinks it gives the illusion of a seperation between her face and her shoulders, and makes her dirty diabetes ring around her neck less noticeable.
Its the same as when a woman wears a belt over top of a baggy dress.
 
mekalekahi said:
Also didn’t amber cheat on Casey? She was talking to krystle and another girl receiving gifts and money while dating him.
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Yep. Publicly, even. She was on Facebook and had absolutely zero shame. Even at one point bitched at/about Krystle PUBLICLY because the money she sent for Amber to get her ugly boar tusk piercings hadn’t arrived on time. Like she’d never heard of “delayed gratification” and couldn’t wait for two more days to put more holes in her big stupid head.

But yeah, those tantrums, and the gross cyber PDA, that was all happening while she was already leeching off of dating somebody.
 
Fun fact of the day NASA recently has discovered that they can launch objects into space if they spin them at a high enough velocity much like a Greek athlete of yore hurling a discus at the Circus Maximus. The funny part of it is that the perfect weight has to be 550 pounds. That being said, Amberlynn is almost skinny enough to be launched into space when conditions are perfect.
 
mekalekahi said:
Amber doesn’t want jade on camera cause she lied about her lol. She made her seem like a hot ripped braided up WNBA player and she’s not. She even had Becky lying saying how fit and sexy she is. You hate the community but you love doing show and tell with your shoes and new plastic shit you and amber aquire daily.

Also didn’t amber cheat on Casey? She was talking to krystle and another girl receiving gifts and money while dating him.
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Fatty is a grifter. She always has the next mark lined up. She ended up living with Casey and her mom after she went for a 'visit' and when she was gone, her grandma passed the message on to her to not come back to her home. That's the official story, but I don't know about you, but if I visit someone for a few days, I don't take everything I would need to take if I was moving. Sounds more like a Hamber plan to move in with Casey, all along.
When the sociopath has used up all the resources available -place to live, money, help etc, no one knows better than them when the time to move on has arrived. So Hamber was talking to Krystle and at least one other person when she was still with Casey.
Every time her latest gorlfriend is sick of her, she always has her next mark lined up. Casey to Krystle to Density.
Density, stroked Hamber's ego, so being a narc, Fatty thought Density would always adore her, even when she got really fat and needed help with wiping etc.Her breaking up with Hamber was a shock and she wasn't ready, so she ended up paying for Becky to assist her. She had to follow that on with paying for Jade's assistance. As she keeps getting even fatter, Hamber now has no choice but to pay for her gorlfriends.
People only see her for her freakish size, but underneath all her blubber she really is an awful, shitty person who will use anyone and any situation or lah to get what she wants.
 
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