🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Constellationzero said:
She doesn't have bipolar. I work with people diagnosed with bipolar, and I work with mental health professionals and am aware that bipolar is usually the first thing they'll diagnose someone with from their grab bag of DXs. Because they, more often than not, have very limited time with the patient at first. Even intake is limited. Over several visits, they iron things out with the help of a psychologist and/or group therapy.

Bipolar (real bipolar) often lands you in jail. Multiple times. Or the psych ward at the hospital. Multiple times. You'll meet someone with a history of petty (or major) crime. For petty's sake, it's stealing bullshitass things from Walgreens or the Mobil station. Major can involve domestic violence, drug related crimes (landing you in drug court).

You're right. The process for a true diagnosis takes months to years. Hambutt prolly went to the hosptal once, had the sadzz, and the nurse or doctor said "You might be bipolar" and like all fatasses, she twists the words and runs with it.

Meds: Psychosis thing is real. One of the venues I meet people in is the doctor's office/drug detox center/mental health facility. Because they all have security guards or an on site police officer. When these people sometimes flip out...they're in the right place to do it
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I think its simpler and worse than this. "Sometimes I'm happy; Sometimes I'm sad; I must be bi-polar" She has no concept that regular people feel regular emotions and arent happy all the time. She wants to blame the feeling sad part as being out of her control when its really sad that she can barely move and is missing out on so much in life due to her laziness. She doesnt want her being sad to be her fault, but it is.
She is locked in a fat cage of emotion.
 
Her constantly talking about her ''bipolar'' is in the same ballpark as her complaints about her ''social anxiety'' and every other disorder she desperately wants to have. It's all nonsense.
ALR sees other Youtubers and ''influencers'' self diagnose and fish for pity and this dumb bitch thinks ''wow that's totally me too!!!!''.

Let's not forget the times when she's described her TrrRAAUma and the like, it's almost identical to google search results. or popular YT videos. She straight up just takes other peoples experiences and tries to shape them into her own.

She reads a forum post about how someone deals with sexual abuse? Well damn, perfect story to steal, it'll make convincing my retard audience that I am actually a victim much easier!
Becky dealt with some pretty severe depression and couldn't look after herself? That's my experience now, fuck you Thumb.

I find it interesting that she doesn't claim to have BPD, I imagine because she's smart enough to know that BPD specifically is looked down on, y'know all the shit about how awful people they are (which yeah it can be rough for anyone involved, but I'd rather deal with someone with BPD than a fucking raging narc without genuine emotions).
 
Friggin' watching her open packages and putting it into a bowl. How invigorating.

She's as fucking retarded as always. Like not knowing what a milliliter is or how to measure it. And everything's still a molment.

@Situation Type Deal Gorl , Godspeed with the recap.
 
I barely glanced at this mess but the part where she's wearing the gray Barbie shirt? WHY are her eyes almost disappearing in the fatness?
It's different than the other parts of the video.
She splicing old shit in with the new? Which is which, has she lost weight or gained it back?
 
Is she making the videos for her audience or her girlfriend because she keeps looking at and talking to her girlfriend 🙄 even when she’s trying to talk to the audience….
 
Thhe "i lied" video has reached hallowed ground, and an excellent 7:1 ratio. Juuust managing to squeak past 60K on a video that should have twice as many views. It is, as Big Ham would say, "PUH-theh-tic".

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Constellationzero said:
500cc of Ivory, Irish Spring, or Dial. and plenty of scalding hot water. Use them together. Use them in peace.
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I think you mean "scolding hot water", haydur.


 
Yanno, Cheyenne would be a freakin' blast to go out drinking with some night. We're beyond kindred laughable spirits.

:drink:
 
In which Amber shows everyone her amazing decoration skills with more random crap from Amazon, loves graphic novels because they have less words than the books she pretends to read and earns a director's credit for contributions to a really underwhelming salad.

Greasy poopbun, Horrid sweater with red lollipops on it that looks like something even Bill Cosby would say no to.
An Amazon type-situation ensues.
"So first thing's first we have some toothpicks." - Amber, living her life at a quarter pounder a time
Toothpicks are hilarious!
"So this is a pack of 1,000 toothpicks, so..." (It's actually 2 packs of 1,000...)
Amber waddles out of frame and comments on the sorry state of the kitchen.
*Opening a box* "Let's dive into it..." *Uncomfortable zoom* "Shall we?"
We have toothpick holders, you guiz!!!
Toothpick holders are used to hold toothpicks, this has been a lifechanging revelation from someone incapable of wiping their own ass anymore.
Another box of crap.
"This, is for the island, to set some kyu-te stuff on...' - Amberlynn "No Man is an Island, But I'm Pretty Close At This Point" Reid
"Are you confused? It's like a tray moment." - InteriorLynn
(The zoom edits are straight out of a 80's action movie.)
Pointerlynn moves onto showcasing some of her books.
One of Amber's favorite graphic novels is SnotGirl, presumably about a young DarkSydePhil.
(Amber seems to really like sci-fi?)
In the kitchen again, wearing the dirty Carbie shirt.
"I just feel super nauseous, so I'm gonna' eat!" - ModerationLynn
Tuna sandwich moment.
Amber showcases her decorated tray covered in crap including a plant, the toothpick holder and some kind of sage bundle.
"And again, this right here is supposed to, like, keep bad spirits away, but, who are we kidding?" - Amberlynn "Ghostbuster" Reid
Salad making time, Amber busts out a lamp for some reason.
Supposedly this makes Amber look less like a raccoon.
"So this isn't the healthiest salad in the world..." - Amber "Chris-Chan Special" Reid
Jade likes Italian dressing, Amber prefers ranch.
A massive pawful of prepackaged lettuce follows.
Prepackaged shredded carrots ensue. (Because who has time to shred a carrot?)
(Everything Amber puts in seems unopened, this is a very contrived salad.)
Amber continues to supervise the salad process.
Croutons are at least 140 calories in this salad.
Amber struggles to figure out what 35 times 4 is, luckily Jade comes in clutch with 140.
Amber refers to onions as uns'.
"Why do I shorten words that are already short? I dunno, maybe laziness?" - Ambln Rid
Amber measures her ranch and doesn't know what a milliliter is.
"Is there a millimeter option?" - Amberlynn "272 Kg" Reid
Amber just plain gives up trying to recount metric units.
180 calories of ranch.
No Parmesan for Amber.
Amber and her fat hump look for tongs.
The comically large salad bowl is so overfilled that Amber can't toss the salad without spilling.
Moderation, you guiz!
Reference is also a word that's too hard for our gorl.
Amber starts chewing her cud.
"I feel like I picked those leaves off of the tree, myself." - Amberlynn "Salad Tree" Reid
Our Queen of E-coli was too lazy to even wash the lettuce...
More wheezy laughing.
Fin.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Thhe "i lied" video has reached hallowed ground, and an excellent 7:1 ratio. Juuust managing to squeak past 60K on a video that should have twice as many views. It is, as Big Ham would say, "PUH-theh-tic".

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I think you mean "scolding hot water", haydur.

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Oh, great Scott. I lost 50 IQ points just watching that retard with the map of the world.

Evidently if you aren't specifically taught (told) something, you are doomed to remain ignorant for the rest of your fat, useless life.
 
low sodium said:

MAKE A SALAD WITH US!!!! | VLOG​

May 16, 2022
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MkmWf-rXLkY
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MAKE A SALAD WITH US---- VLOG.mp4
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Her arm in the thumbnail looks horrifying. It's so droopy and disgusting.

MarvelousMess said:
Is she making the videos for her audience or her girlfriend because she keeps looking at and talking to her girlfriend 🙄 even when she’s trying to talk to the audience….
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I can't stand seeing her look off camera at Wipey for a reaction. Children do that shit.

The labeled toothpick holder and other stupid crap she's bought is so tacky. What a waste of money (as usual).
 
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January 1st 2022 and Fatty is (admitting to) 500 pounds.
Since then, we've had videos of her walkeen up and down flights of stairs, videos of her and her caretaker counting out individual cheese balls or whatever the Hell they were.
Just recently we've had Fatty walkeen outside and loveen it (yeah, right).
In this latest video, we have her obsessing over individual grams of food FFS.
She'still (admitting to) 500 pounds.
Four and a half months later, with more support than she's ever had before (and I don't mean her DVT socks). FATTY IS EXACTLY THE SAME.
Complete waste of fucking time. Even her videos aren't entertaining - if they ever really were.
 
Pixelated Poutine said:
I can't stand seeing her look off camera at Wipey for a reaction. Children do that shit.
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This is very annoying. She should either leave Jade off-camera entirely or bring her in.

As of this posting, she has 68k views after 2 days. Terrible when compared to her old videos but be a bit better than she has done lately. She could have tried to get better content to help her views but instead posted a recorded vlog about making a salad with store-bought greens and sauces. Nigella, she is not.

She was still sick but was pumped about eating a sandwich. Who says that about something that mundane. It is clear that her world is food. There is no other subject more important. With that attitude, she will always fall at losing any weight.
 
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