🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Most people hate hearing their own voice and watching themselves. This hog loves to watch and listen to herself that much, she's just done it again. for over one hour.
I know she's said before, that she watches her old videos, but most people when they see or hear themselves, comment on how they look or sound, because they are not used to it. She's so used to it because she watches herself all the time.
She looks fucking grotesque, but thinks she is hot shit. If I ever looked like her, I would want someone to shoot me. I sure as Hell wouldn't keep eye-fucking myself or even want to see myself.
Imagine looking like her, then watching video after video of yourself. I wouldn't even look at myself in a mirror.
This narcissistic fat fucker must be watching herself hour after hour, each and every day.
 
She fakes upset and says "Why can't I remember this happening??" Bitch, it's because you're lying. You don't have memory problems from undiagnosed PTSD (bullshit). Now, memory problems from lack of oxygen to the brain because of sleep apnea, yes. I would believe that.
 
Amber needs a munchie thread now, shes crossed over to this territory a while ago now. Everything is a disorder or an illness.
 
Amber opening a new bottle of dish soap and squeezing it into a different bottle then throwing the Dawn bottle away right before talking about her OCD makes me want to a-log but I won't. I have no idea what she's talking about.
 
Xenomorph said:
Amber needs a munchie thread now, shes crossed over to this territory a while ago now. Everything is a disorder or an illness.
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She already does enough munching.

PurifiedNut said:
Honestly, this is the truth. “Hey guise, I have one layg and my new starting weight is 425 elbees! Losing my leg has been such a wake up call to me that I need to change.”

Three months later: “I’m back up to 499.6 pounds. I can’t help but think having two legs would make loseen weight easier but skinny amputees struggle too! Just proud that I’m not at 500.”

Nothing can control or change the beast.
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Exactly. I really do believe she is delusional/enough of a narc to say something like this.
 
Also, the fact she's too lazy to do a picture in picture reaction is infuriating. God forbid she actually learn how to do anything beyond basic after being on YT for a decade.
 
Queequeg said:
Also, the fact she's too lazy to do a picture in picture reaction is infuriating. God forbid she actually learn how to do anything beyond basic after being on YT for a decade.
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Is she still making $10,000 a month for this no-effort creamcheese-coated pablum (with a side of rice)? She always seems so genuinely proud of her ignorance/learned helplessness.
 
lol cow supreme said:
at this point they can only put her on a tilting table and tilt her back and forth to slosh the fluids around to improve circulation.
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For this, DoctorLynnphedema can just prescribe that Wipey hoist her up and use the tilt adjustments on her "standing" desk.

inquizadoor said:
tl;dw she didnt lie she just:
  1. forgot
  2. didnt mean it
  3. meant it, but only at the time
  4. was too dumb to understand what she said (so quirky)
  5. thats not a lie its just people nitpicking
  6. its not a lie it was true when she said it but not true late
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The Narcissist's* Prayer​

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

❉ see: "narcissistic.goddess" AKA BigAl @ instagram
 
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decisive rare cowbird said:
Is she still making $10,000 a month for this no-effort creamcheese-coated pablum (with a side of rice)? She always seems so genuinely proud of her ignorance/learned helplessness.
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SocialBlade doesn't seem impressed. $255-$4.1 K monthly estimate

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clothy 04x said:
re: amber's latest vid

(haven't been on here for a long time so forgive me if it's already been said) but does anyone else feel like she's gonna use the cellulitis as an excuse to quit her walking-a-mile goal?
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she will eventually say the cellulitus was caused by the walking

I remember in the 90's there were these electronic cigarette packs that would only open at a set time to help with quitting, so I wonder if there's some kinda smart fridge that can only open after x amount of steps
 
tzgnilki said:
she will eventually say the cellulitus was caused by the walking

I remember in the 90's there were these electronic cigarette packs that would only open at a set time to help with quitting, so I wonder if there's some kinda smart fridge that can only open after x amount of steps
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Wouldn't help. Amber would then empty the fridge at the first opportunity.
 
I am just over halfway through this bullshit "I lied" video, and you'll never guess how many times she has said she has lied about something. Come on, guess!

Once. Wait, twice, including the title, and I'll tell you why I'm including the title: because the video concept is also a fucking lie, just as it was in the last video she admitted to lying, except that one actually had admissions of lying instead of fat-footed dancing around things.
 
Amber’s behaviour reminded me of Gilbert & Sullivan’s opera The Mikado. In the last Act, one of the protagonists lies to the Mikado by saying that he did something he did not do. His reasoning is that if the Mikado requested something to be done, it means that it will be done, so why not say that it is done.

Amber does somewhat the same thing. If one doctor says that she stopped breathing, and the other says she did not stop, therefore, she will only accept the response of the second doctor and conclude that it meant that she does not have sleep apnea and thus why not say so. Same thing with the bipolar diagnosis. One therapist, a long time ago when she was 16 yo, says that it looked like she might have bipolar tendencies, therefore she concluded that she did have bipolar disorder, and thus why not say so.

I bet if we ask her about her 3.9GPA, she will say that a teacher has said that if she was as good in her other subjects as she is at finger painting, she could have a 3.9GPA. Therefore, it implies that she has a 3.9GPA, and thus there is nothing wrong in telling us that.

This video reinforces my opinion that we should never take anything she says at face value.
 
Seems just being bed-bound is not enough for the fat, lazy hog. She has all the time in the world, but looks like she's given up on her Cameo. Fatty's still not taking requests and her last review was from 19 days ago. Add that to her giving up on her Amazon scam and it looks like she's been working too hard, so she feels she deserves a break.

As for her cellulitis and not being clean - that's what happens when your convince your caretaker you can wash yourself and she goes to make you breakfast, instead of cleaning her patient first. No new sneakers for pretending to be Fatty's gorlfriend, this month.
 
The totally unknown caretaker should not push her luck. Life would be unbearable without Beats by Dr. Dre Gold Headphones®.
 
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