🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Gergg]

Amber: "I don't watch reaction channels or read comments"

Katrina Kaboom: "Amber should show her pets more, I'd watch a rarity vlog"

**Amber starts showing her cats alot**

Huh... wonder how that happened?

 

[dacwcman68]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mQmlJoGP7ogArchive:
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I know it will never happen, but seeing these full body shots of Amber make me so goddamn curious to see her lose like 350 pounds. I just have to know how the worn out elastin and collagen in her body tries to contort the loose skin and where her body tries to store adipose when there isn't 400x more than there should be. My theory is she'll look like a balloon dog.

 

[Xenomorph]

"Freewheeling Seagulls"

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Does she not understand that meal planning is not planning what exact time you eat the food at right? She is setting herself up for failure.

Her organization of the drawers make no sense. Why move the hot pad/mitts away from the stove? I just dont understand. And holy fucking plastic straws, batman. Way to kill all the turtles, you fat fucking blob fish.

 

[Owlflaps]

She has it all: a shadow of a fiancé

Are you saying that because she's never volunteered her face on camera or because she's black?

 

[marjoram]

"This is supposed to keep bad spirits out of the apartment"
Haha, too late.
And I thought apples taste like candy now, Fatass.

 

[Din Djarin]

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Love that she acts like a baddie but still has to throw her hair up in the poop bun because it's a greasy mess lmao

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Are you saying that because she's never volunteered her face on camera or because she's black?

Yes.

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"Freewheeling Seagulls"

Lmao I’d just love to see her try to scramble up some stanzas to rhyme (because in her pea brain, all poetry has to do is rhyme) with “cetacean stranding”

 

[6antanic]

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"Freewheeling Seagulls"

if i didnt know any better, i would have thought that a third-grader wrote this.

and wtf are "freewheeling seagulls"?? i cant even picture that-

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

if i didnt know any better, i would have thought that a third-grader wrote this.

and wtf are "freewheeling seagulls"?? i cant even picture that-

They go in circles fast.

 

[peach tea]

if i didnt know any better, i would have thought that a third-grader wrote this.

and wtf are "freewheeling seagulls"?? i cant even picture that-

freewheeling

frē′wē′lĭng, -hwē′-

adjective​

1. Free of restraints or rules in organization, methods, or procedure.
2. Heedless of consequences; carefree.
3. Relating to or equipped with a free wheel.

I don’t think she actually knew what this word meant though.

It’s 100% a coincidence that the first 2 meanings could, in fact, describe the lifestyle of a seagull. We all know she didn’t look it up, though. Now the word is even funnier to me in the context of the poem because she accidentally used it (somewhat) correctly while having no idea what the fuck she was talking about

Edit: words

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

My god, we get it, you’re lesbians. Must everything in your apartment involve tits or the female form?

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Amber's going to cause some Depp fangirl seethe with this one.

I couldn't care less about either of these people so no comment.

My god, we get it, you’re lesbians. Must everything in your apartment involve tits or the female form?
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God, I really dislike these. It's serial killer shit and not at all attractive or stylish. I like how one is obese too so Amber feels represented. Tasteless and tacky and will end up on the street outside a locked Goodwill in the next year.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Okay,,. Imma gonna digress from her fucked up poetic license here.

Seagulls are nothing but free shitting, not freewheeling. Rats with fucking wings. Go to the beach and dodge the seagull shit.

Protip: Do NOT look up.

Fucking sea pigeons. That is all, carry on.

 

[FickleFuck]

if i didnt know any better, i would have thought that a third-grader wrote this.

and wtf are "freewheeling seagulls"?? i cant even picture that-

What I pictured after I laughed at that stupid ass line was a seagull on an ATV. She is an absolute idiot that believes she's so profound. She does write like a fucking kid in elementary school.

 

[Miltank]

Unrelated but all i can think about is seagulls burning out their freewheels to this song

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I live in California and please dear God, don't. But best believe if I ever come across her in my daily life, I'm posting pictures and I don't care what you faggots say.

Also I love you guys, this is the only place I can be intentionally mean on the regular.

Nobody here is going to complain at all, I reckon.

I do not see her leaving Kentucky. She is stuck there unless TLC in the very unlikely event gave enough of a fuck about her for her to take an ambulance to Houston. And you know what? Love that for her.

Its weird that most of her day is spent actively trying to not see reality and daydreaming of a life that will never be.

Maybe that's why she's been journaleeen so much - making up stories about her and the "gf" escaping to California and not merely being immediately accepted, but also feted by all the hoi polloi.

I remember a big reason for her wanting to move to Lexington was being closer to food and stores she liked better than the poor people Wommart and Hardee's. So what store or restaurant is out here on the west coast that she's so desperate to get to? If she ever even got to California she would leave the house even less because she would have to use her legs more to get around.

What's that street where all the glamorous people go to show of their shit and shop at the fancy schmancy stores? Rodeo Drive? I can just pitcher Big Ham waddling around, going into store after store, trying to touch all their rich people shit.

My god, we get it, you’re lesbians. Must everything in your apartment involve tits or the female form?
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When you have no personality of your own and aren't intelligent enough to get past being gay as a personality trait.

God, I really dislike these. It's serial killer shit and not at all attractive or stylish. I like how one is obese too so Amber feels represented. Tasteless and tacky and will end up on the street outside a locked Goodwill in the next year.

Thank you! That's what it reminded me of. Those creepy stalker tpes in movies who have what amounts to altars with pictures and clippings and addresses, etc., of their victims, along with the mementos/trophies they kept from their kills.

 

[classtrash]

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"Freewheeling Seagulls"

Wasn't this sent into her by someone? There is a line going down the left side which means it's what was sent in. I think she deleted it because her reply was "too mean" because she said she doesn't enjoy long form poetry anymore. I didn't SS it because she was answering shit at bullet speed and is also terribly boring now.

It really just shows that both she and her fans are equally shitty at writing anything.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I doubt she can get a shoe on herself and that’s probably the reason for the slip on flats

She doesn't need shoes (or tarps) if she moves into the Californian Pacific Ocean, where her kind belongs.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

"Freewheeling Seagulls"