Well, I'm hating the thumbnail on this newest video of bare minimum and shitty behavior, so I guess I'll just get through this performative donation bullshit now.
First, a brief side note on the previous vlog of nontent. Three days later, still far away from cracking 60K views. I love this Year of Losing (views, likes, and money).
Today's nontent also brought to you by the letter L:
I hate that fucking collar and apparently, Twinkie does, too, the way she turned her back on Big Ham. HAHAHAHA. Good girl, Twinkie1 Suckit, bitch.
"Cleaning" a random closet at The Hovel. just how many "random" areas are there in that place? And how may vacuums do you need, JFC? Well, maybe I take that one back. Vacuuming out Big Ham's folds probably burns out motors on consumer vacs like crazy. Buy industrial next time. Like your scale.
Oh, I see. "Cleaning" just means rearranging shit because you literally have nothing better or productive to do with your time.
Hamber is "getting ready for the day" and to drag shit to Goodwill. Since Goodwill was closed, and a quick look shows many of them close at 8, who wants to bet her day "started" at 4 PM.
Don't care about yourperfume, it won't cover your stink unless you bathe in it. Don't care about your hair, either, except to say cut that shit. And take those ratty sideburns with that cut.
Car ang-zi-eh-teeeeee. Bullshit. You're just a Fatty.
Performative hand holding. You're not having sex in any way, you fat fuck, and I'm going to illustrate why.
Yeah, let's not donate the fucking cat litter to a pet shelter or anything. Or sell the ring light. Or the DVDs to a secondhand shop. All of that takes effort, and we know you ain't about that, GiverLynn. Way to go, making the employees clean up your bullshit when they got in the next day. I'm not surprised, though. You've always had your bullshit cleaned up by other people since forever, VictimLynn. The only person you have consideration for is yourself. And knock it off with the fucking peace out fingers, dumbass.
The reacting to herself I'm gong to skip because who fucking cares? It's just her cannibalizing herself for content, which is just as boring and stupid as everything else she vomits onto YouTube right now. When the scene begins, she has a ratface going on - it loks like she only has a single, large tooth at the front of her upper jaw, and I chuckled at that. I will say this: you are not thinner than you were, you revolting troglodyke. All those years you skated by, abusing your body, and things were still relatively okay. Now, you're finally getting to know all your new friends: gravity, estrogen deficiency, loss of elasticity, and others. I hope you welcome your new morbidly obese old age overlords appropriately, by downing the entire DQ menu. Still cannot see your ears when you're face on to the camera. That means you're FAT.
Since Hamber graced us with a full body shot, I'd like to point out a few things.
It appears she's now waddling on the outside of her feet.
Good thing you have ankleballs like bowling alley lane bumpers, Hamber. Might save you from a minor rolled ankle fall. But a major one...broken ankle to bedbound 700 ellbees saga. That'll pick up views.
I knew her calves were enormous, but holy shit. Her right calf in the second pic there. There must be as little as two inches of so of free space in that pant leg toward the hem. The rest of that pant leg is filled with her gigantic calf - it's very nearly the size of a baby calf, too.
Imagine being as wide as you are tall. And also look like you're pregnant with a baby elephant. I think the fat from her calves are infiltrating the fat in her ankle even more now that she's doing virtually next to nothing. When your calf fat is dragging the ground (look at the instep of her right foot), maybe that's a fucking message.
Her arms are still terrifying and her scratches/wounds unhealed, she's still a vapid twat, and no matter what she says, I don't believe for a second she's losing weight. It's just reapportioning itself. Can't wait until she's got that fupa hanging past her knees and needs slings to keep her calves raised off the ground.
There's ZERO room at her crotch for anything, including sex. It would take at least four people working to allow anyone to get to her "vajinky" as the 14 year old toddler calls it. Doggie style is also out, clearly, because it would likewise take multiple people to make that happen. She certainly can't jack herself off with those TRex arms. But keep being disgusting with your sexual innuendo, Fatty. It's the closest you're going to be to sex for the rest of your fat fucking life.
TL;DW/R: Big Ham takes shit to Goodwill but does so in the most inconsiderate, and therefore the most Amberlynnish, way. Talks at herself while watching her own old videos, with her desk up to her neck and her fat moon head appearing to float in midair next to her laptop. Sill stupid, still FAT.
