🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DefCon Dumb said:
Not able to quell my spergy inclinations today, I checked flu in Kentucky. Lo & beehold, there is a legit second wave of flu in the state which so far is running at least as high as traditional flu season on or about the Christmas holiday period.

So her getting a flu shot this week was probably one of her brighter moves, so far this decade. She is superhigh risk for flu complications, not the least is a very bad case of pneumonia that I doubt her heart could withstand, ventilation or not.
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Well, slap my ass and call me Mammy. My apologies, Big Ham, to posit that you were fucking with your audience again via the timeline. But that's all I'm apologizing for. The rest is still on the board, Fatty.

Edit: Holy shitballs, dude. This one's racking up those thumbs down like nobody's business.

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As a Thumb fan I love that Amber's Youtube "journey" is soon over. She only had to do something (anything), but even that was too much for this lazy cow.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she recently say that Wipey has been trying to get her to exercise and she refused, but now the doctor has asked her about exercise it's like this incredible groundbreaking idea that no one would ever have thought of before?



Not that she's going to bother anyway, 10/10 doctor recommend or no 10/10 doctor recommend.
 
Thumb Butler said:
As a Thumb fan I love that Amber's Youtube "journey" is soon over. She only had to do something (anything), but even that was too much for this lazy cow.
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She just had to tell us really how it went at the clinic. What tests she had, how they proceeded, did she see the nurse first, what did they discuss, etc. But no. All we got is that this doctor was amazing after only one visit. An opportunity loss. And she is thinking of having a second channel; this is laughable.
 
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Second channel idea:

Jade secretly filming Hamber crying on the toilet as she faces the inevitable demise of her "career".

I mean openly. Openly filming her.
 
@Thumb Butler you'll be pleased with even more thumbs joining the dislike party.

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Turd Fergusson said:
She just had to tell us really how it went at the clinic. What tests she had, how they proceeded, did she see the nurse first, what did they discuss, etc. But no. All we got is that this doctor was amazing after only one visit. An opportunity loss. And she is thinking of having a second channel; this is laughable.
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Plot twist: the second channel will be about her "painting". More specifically, it will literally be watching the paint dry on one of her masterpieces.
 
Anyone remember a few months back when Fatty invited questions on her YT Community tab, about her experiences in the care system? People then pointed out they'd be double-checking everything she said with what she'd previously said. Since then, radio silence. Seems like getting all those lahs straight was just too much effort for our dainty gorl.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Plot twist: the second channel will be about her "painting". More specifically, it will literally be watching the paint dry on one of her masterpieces.
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A second channel would be her stuffing her face X2. The only upside would be us seeing her balloon to 700 ellbees twice as fast as she already is. A Panera and fast food speed run to the grave.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I am also surprised that she does not use the pool and the 24-hour gym.
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We all know that she's a fat, lazy fuck who is quite happy with being big but healthy. But when she's left alone, with time to think, she must know that she's a fucking joke.
I would imagine The Henry Retirement Village is generally full of educated, hard working, bright young things aged in their 20s to mid-30s or so. All eagerly working toward their futures, partying, exercising, vacationing the world over. Then they meet that special someone, it becomes serious, they perhaps marry, buy a house in the suburbs suitable for raising a family.... you all know the story.
You think Fatty would fit in with any of them? In her own head, she is this 'it girl' influencer, who these people want to mimic and be like. In reality, she wouldn't last 2 minutes before genuine reality sets in. So she does what she does with everything, ignores it and surrounds herself with slightly less intelligent speds than her, then puts them on the payroll, just to make sure they never tell her the truth.
Moving to the city was great in her head... the reality is she is too embarrassed to leave her apartment for fear of a reality check. The same reason why she knows she will never move to Seattle, LA or NYC. She might move a state or two by car, but all she will ever be is a 600 pound hillbilly sped, that people stare at, who is (sadly) living her best life right now.
What a fucking quality of life. I'm just glad it's her and not me.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
A second channel would be her stuffing her face X2. The only upside would be us seeing her balloon to 700 ellbees twice as fast as she already is. A Panera and fast food speed run to the grave.
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I'd watch that (and provide recaps for it)! The episode where she strokes out on camera will be her most viewed video in the history of her channel.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
She doesn't exercise? I am shocked that expensive, old person, sitting down stepper wifey "bought" her for Christmas was a waste of money.
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This is a really petty complaint but that piece of equipment is the best thing for her disgusting fat arse and she wastes it. She could easily pull the ''skinny people use it too'' and have it kind of make sense for a change.
It's good for old folk, people who sit at desks all day and people that need something easy on the joints.

Fatty should have tried to re-brand herself as a working-from-home business woman who MUST use the stepper because she's too busy to actually exercise. It'd be bullshit (we know even that is too much hard work for her) but it would also be an excuse that had some thought put into it.

She gets so many little chances to use to manipulate her dipshit audience into thinking she's making an effort but she's not smart enough to fucking do it.
 
Look, IDK what a second channel would be, but it should be:

* Show layyyygs
* Show feetz
* Zoom in
* Smellovision
* Ballerina flatz and used socks raffles/giveaways
* PROFIT

No paraphiliac shaming, SHITLORDS.
 
Same old, same old.
For some reason she is obsessed with repeatedly showing and mentioning her non-existent 'tits'.
More sped dollar store 'artwork'.
Bag after bag of reasonably healthy food.
Calls her gorlfriend 'a pro' in bed, without either of these 2 idiots knowing that would be quite offensive to a non-idiot, self-respecting person.
More Amazon shit... I did try the link from her YT channel and guess what?... Fatty earns commissions from it. She really needs money, guize.
I saved the best till last. THIS LYING FAT FUCK CLAIMS HER BLOOD PRESSURE WAS CHECKED AT THE DOCTOR VISIT AND IT IS NORMAL. Look at those fucking 'arms' and tell me they belong to someone with normal blood pressure.
 
her arm ballsacks are genuinely funny, can’t say the same about Amber.

Ew, this feels like an onlyfans teaser, she would make it boring as fuck anyway, so whatever.
 
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