🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Jacque le Cock said:
Better days at the gaycare? Seems a bit optimistic, in my opinion. It was probably just as stinky…. if not more stinky. Not to mention, chaotic. Regardless, I do feel bad for the animals.

ETA: just think about how sensitive animals’ noses are. They could very well have all sorts of issues from the amount of B.O. and the excess use of fragrances (sprays, perfumes, candles, etc.) they’re forced to endure.
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There is no way Casa Fag smelt better than the Lexington Lair. Amber did not shower for all of 2019 and would have had Becky wiping her ass. She also would have been menstruating all over towels at this time. Becks herself often looked too depressed to bother showering and I'd bet Eric was also a lazy sweatbag from time to time. There were multiple dogs living there too, not just the one, and Twonks was definitely not let outside often enough. Cat litter trays probably weren't cleaned enough either so add occasional cat pee to the stank. Amber was also doing disgusting mukbangs all the time like kielbasa sausage and potato, shrimp and an entire fucking rotisserie chicken.

Say what you will about Nigga Jade but I'd bet the current lair is 10x fresher than the fag shanty, it's kept in some semblance of order and Amber does have the occasional wash to keep Wifey interested. I don't think Jade would tolerate full on filth, especially not the kind we know she lived in at the gaycare. Poor animals though, if indeed the candles and sprays are bothering them or compromising their health.
 
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
There is no way Casa Fag smelt better than the Lexington Lair. Amber did not shower for all of 2019 and would have had Becky wiping her ass. She also would have been menstruating all over towels at this time. Becks herself often looked too depressed to bother showering and I'd bet Eric was also a lazy sweatbag from time to time. There were multiple dogs living there too, not just the one, and Twonks was definitely not let outside often enough. Cat litter trays probably weren't cleaned enough either so add occasional cat pee to the stank. Amber was also doing disgusting mukbangs all the time like kielbasa sausage and potato, shrimp and an entire fucking rotisserie chicken.
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jesus christ, how did ricky manage to survive in that environment for YEARS without killing himself? he’s always struck me as the most normal person in the amberverse.
 
Pixelated Poutine said:
More eating on camera. More fucking food. It never ends.
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And the fucking date is wrong. Today is 420 ya fat fuck. At least you could have pretended to dude weed like you pretend drunk. Then you could have pigged right the fuck out and blamed the munchies.

Not one brain cell for creative content. Not one. Just unhinged jaw and shovel in the slop.
 
Her hands look dirty. Gross.

I skipped through it and realized that it's all Widdle Gorl content to appeal to the ageplay pervs. Also gross.

0/10 do not recommend.
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She is so boring now that I don't even have anything to snark on anymore. Maybe that's her plan all along. Silencing the Haydurs. Wish I could be a fly on the wall for her doctors appointment since you know she'll make up some bullshit about the doctor telling her she's "big" but healthy. Gorl is looking more near death everyday.
 
nooo said:
She is so boring now that I don't even have anything to snark on anymore. Maybe that's her plan all along. Silencing the Haydurs. Wish I could be a fly on the wall for her doctors appointment since you know she'll make up some bullshit about the doctor telling her she's "big" but healthy. Gorl is looking more near death everyday.
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Part of me wonders if ALR is also in full-blown denial of her terrible shape outside of Youtube. Her Dr. could tell her she has an enlarged heart and she'd brag on youtube that her doctor recognized how big of a heart she has from all the empathy she exudes.
 
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Looking like a dirty, homeless piggy there, gorl. Like you haven't showered in months! 🐽
 
Ima actually kind of surprised she has the patience to turn on the camera before immediately shoveling massive amounts of food down her gullet
 
nooo said:
She is so boring now that I don't even have anything to snark on anymore.
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Same. She’s reached peak pathetic, truly.

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Looking like a dirty, homeless piggy there, gorl. Like you haven't showered in months! 🐽
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Good fucking god, those hands. You know how there was a period where everyone thought she was putting concealer on her knuckles? At this point, I’m wondering if she’s putting makeup on them to make them darker or if she’s decided to say fuck it and not hide the extent to which she’s fucked her health.

Edit: Watching Bottle’s recap and I have quite a few thoughts.

Why the fuck is she having such a hard time opening that sandwich? And of course, she can’t be fucked to use a fork to eat her fruit… which wouldn’t bother me as much if she used a fucking napkin every once in a while. LEARN WHAT A FUCKING NAPKIN IS, YOU PIG. Of course she “doesn’t really care for blueberries” but eats them anyways.

Shows more fucking scratch art. Is this replacing journals? Whatever the case, knock it off. Also, not sure, but she seems to be trying to drown the herbs they’re growing. Your thumb is beetus brown, not green, gorl.

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE PUTTING EGGS IN A SPECIAL CONTAINER?? They come in a container, for fucks sake. So unnecessary. And she thinks her grubby paws fumbling with puzzle pieces is ASMR? You know, puzzle pieces are quite fitting for you, big ham. Are you sure you were diagnosed with ASMR and not another disorder that begins with an “a”?

Side note, has anyone noticed these weird little noises she’s making lately? Are you on the verge of a stroke or are you just further declining mentally? Perhaps both?

She’s filling out paperwork for the doctor and, of course, is so nervous. 🙄 Why did you feel the need to tell us that you’re using a 0.3 pen? “No one cares.” EXACTLY. Zero content here. What a waste of time and a waste of life.
 
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I'm surprised to see how much traction her Cameo has. Reviews ( 78 ) are mostly positive, except this one. I'm not sure what they expected, her entire schtick is being bad actor trying to preform.
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Not me said:
Are those candles re-sellable at a higher price? Like Funko Pops or so. I would get it if she invested in something to re-sell later like people do with collectors editions of video games, comic books or Funkos (and leave all of that in their pacaking) but candles? That does not seem any valuable to me.
Even buying Bitcoins would be a better choice than candles!
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She can't put her beetus paws all over $BTC, though.

Bibbity Bobbity said:
Amber might get around to burn 1% of those candles.
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With any luck, or a sign the universe is smiling down upon us, she'd be streaming and stroke out just as she managed to get a candle lit. As she collapses to the floor, one paw, flailing, manages to knock the candle on a rug or a towel, or just roll sort of near Big Ham and her giant tentclothes and suddenly, the apartment is aflame! The animals are conveniently out with the "gf" at the vet, who arrives just in time to douse fatty amd the flames with the water in the bottom of the bowls containing the remnants of the seafood boil from two nights previous. The "gf" calls 911, and advises them to either send 10 people, or get someone with a skid steer and some heavy duty chains to lift Hamber off the floor and into a large animal trailer. We then get the riveting content of Big Ham's Stroke Recovery-palooza, where the first words she works on are "so good".

I'd watch that.

Let the shitshow continue unabated and unoriginal!

Big Ham, late of the "30-day no takeout challenge", is back, and you won't believe what she's go for us today! No, it isn't a pimped out scootypuff emblazoned with her brand. It isn't even Big Al's Big Ham Sandwich Shop and Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Large Dress as Shirt Emporium. Nope, it is....(drumroll, please)....a mukbang! Yes, sports fans, it's a mukbang featuring Panera Bread!

Ms Dainty Beetus Paws ordered Panera: half a turkey sandwich, the wrapping of which she has some problem with, because instead of just opening it at the tape, she's trying to tear it open from the side, such is her haste to get it into her piehole. She finally figures it out, and is in such a rush, she goes ahead and bites into it, doing her usual moany thing, before bothering to display the rest of her lunch, which consists of a bag of chips - was she not just bitching at herself in her "I'm Shooooo Drunk, You Guise, FUCK" livestream about having a side of chips instead of broccoli or carrots? Whatever. She also has a bowl of their "new" soup, Mexican Street Chowder, which sounds vaguely racist. More concretely, as Big Ham gives the ingredients (corn, potatoes, bell peppers, and these handy tortilla strips to put on top of the soup!) it seems to me it's just a variation of chicken tortilla soup. But I guess that's overused, and street food is both in vogue and has a slightly dangerous feel to it for idiots like Big Ham, who wouldn't know authentic street food if it sauntered up to her, pickpocketed her purse and the cash she carries in it, and then bit her on the shelf ass. She tries to rationalize away the badness of this "mill" by showing us a wee container of chopped fruit (how super ka-yute is that!). Spamber being who she is, eats the fruit with her dirty beetus paws and WITHOUT A NAPKIN IN SIGHT. JFC, you dirty, greasy pimple on a boil on an abscess on the ass of a fucking pig USE A NAPKIN.

And knock off that fucking vocal fry, you lazy cunt.

Oh, FFS, the "art" again? I don't even know any five year olds who would continue to be proud of this shit. Nobody wants to buy your shitty, unoriginal fucking "art", Spamber. No, it does not help with your "binging" or your "skin picking" you useless fat fuck. You do not have BED. You do not compulsively pick your skin. You are lazy and bored. If you got off your ass to do more than the bare minimum of anything - but in particular, to exercise - you wouldn't need any "distractions". Says they couldn't find any of those stupid "art" cards at any Dollar Tree they went to. That's EnvironmentaLynn, looking after the planet by making the "gf" drive to every fucking Dollar Tree store in Lexington because she wants to color.

Again with the fucking ayyg container. AYYGS ALREADY HAVE CONTAINERS, BITCH. Why are you trying to reinvent the wheel here? Again: get a fucking hobby. Or three.

Sigh. Put together a jigsaw puzzle that looks a lot like "expert Layygos", given the size and the number of pieces. 'The saddest part" she calls it: breaking up the puzzle to put it back in the box. "But hey," she says, as she runs her beetus mitts through the pieces, "ASMR, am I right?"

NO. No, you are NOT right, stupid. ASMR is targeted, binaural sound, focused on hitting whatever sweet spot a person has to create a specific type of response. It is not mindlessly running your gigantic fucking balloon hands through cardboard puzzle pieces in front of your phone's mic.

She is going to a doctor appointment and has a packet to fill out. She seems to think this is something to dread or, based on her fucking rolling her eyes at it, a waste of time. Yet another sign that you don't know jack shit about going to the doctor, Fatty. They send you the thing to fill out at home because it saves time in the office, especially for first time patients. She is, for whatever reason, scurred. Of course she is. Here's a thought: maybe if you took your health more seriously, you would actually go to A doctor regularly, and at least once a year for a general checkup. Naturally, we all know that you won't, given that it took you two fucking years to go to the doctor - in the form of an ER doc, natch - when you were bleeding all over the place, This will probably be a one and done trip, too. Fatty will find something to bitch about and never go back.

Says the doctor appointment will be the next vlog, and more bullshit besides, promises a "to be continued" and thankfully the video ends there. Only seven minutes. Amazing. You can't even come up with one day moooorrre - sorry, one minute more to pad out this nonsense? LoserLynn.

Edit: Dang, forgot this word/phrase frequency:

"So" (does not include "so good"/"so cute") - 21
"So good" - 5
"OMG" - 2
"So cute" - 2
"Literally" - 1
 
homegorl spent like 40 bucks on some progreso soup, a 50 cent bag of chips and half a slice of bread with some turkey on it.
 
weasels said:
expanding on this, candles can be outright dangerous for animals. The fragrance oils and paraffin fumes are really bad for their little systems. I could be wrong but I don't think B&BW has entirely moved to a non-toxic formula, nor do I think Amberlynn is smart enough/cares enough to even check.

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To further expand, they ain't good for humans, either

They are chocked full of carcinogenic chemicals which you would think would be the last thing a brave 'cancer survivor' (maybe) would want to be surrounding themselves with, but then you'd think that a cancer warrior would stop stuffing themselves silly with processed foods and overdoing alcohol etc

But hey this is fat Al, I'm sure 'nobody understands cancer like she does'

Fwiw Dollar store goods are doing pretty bad on the carcinogenic chemical front as well:


Jacque le Cock said:
Better days at the gaycare? Seems a bit optimistic, in my opinion. It was probably just as stinky…. if not more stinky. Not to mention, chaotic. Regardless, I do feel bad for the animals.

ETA: just think about how sensitive animals’ noses are. They could very well have all sorts of issues from the amount of B.O. and the excess use of fragrances (sprays, perfumes, candles, etc.) they’re forced to endure.
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I have no doubt that the Fag Shanty didn't smell any better, (remember Kermit's massive candle collection?)

But at least Twinkie had the other two dogs to play with (no I'm not referring to Eric and Rickie, I can't remember their names - was one of them Trixie?) plus they had a huge yard she could and did run around in...now the poor beast is stuck indoors with an even bigger beast, suffocating on all the toxic fumes until the house nigger bothers to take her out for a shit

If memory serves, one of E+R's dogs did have a funny turn (like a seizure) and there was much speculation from the audience that that may have been caused by some of the scented stuff filling the place

ETA: those fucking mitts on the hog...idk about not getting her hair wet, she ain't getting her hands wet, either

If she's showering daily (hahahahahahaha) idk what the frig she's doing in-between, is she a secret bin man?

Some of it may be beetus but that doesn't typically wash off, and her hands have looked cleaner at times

99% of that is pure encrusted grime
 
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Jacque le Cock said:
Shows more fucking scratch art. Is this replacing journals? Whatever the case, knock it off. Also, not sure, but she seems to be trying to drown the herbs they’re growing. Your thumb is beetus brown, not green, gorl.
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I didn’t want to expose my own autism when I first saw those herbs, but holy shit man….

Just looking at the whole “situation” I can tell they won’t live another month. Everything from the container to the medium and then hearing her fucking say she sprays them with a spray bottle instead of actually watering them… it’s all wrong lol.

I don’t actually watch this retard’s videos, so sometimes I forget exactly how dumb and useless she really is. 5 minutes on Google is more than enough research to successfully grow some basil or parsley in your kitchen window and she’s somehow already fucking it up. Even the two of them together can’t figure out how to take basic care of a houseplant.

It’s just amazing to me how comfortable some people are living at this level of helpless stupidity. Big Al hasn’t learned anything new since elementary school and she’s perfectly content with being a fucking idiot for the rest of her life. Even losing her YouTube Bux won’t be a wake up call at this point. She will just grift some other way and die in her 40s and she’s totally cool with that trajectory. Her life would be pathetic if it weren’t so intentional.
 
God, I feel like I can smell her thru the screen, she looks absolutely filthy and greasy. How revolting. She's really trying anything to one-up Chantal, too bad it's not working lmao.
Also, I know it's like beating a dead horse at this point, but who does she think she's fooling with these child-sized portions? It's obvious she's eating a mountain of food off-camera as it wouldn't be possible to maintain her 550-elbees on half a turkey sandwich and a cup of soup. Look how much Chantal eats and Hammy still has 150+ pounds on her. It's ridiculous, if she wants those views, show us what you really eat, fatty.
 
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