🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Black-coffee-queen said:
So that’s what seafood looks like, yeah we do t get this type of food I. The UK. I mean it’s not like we’re a tiny island surrounded by fucking oceans of the stuff!
We have fucking seafood dumbo. We even have our very own fishing trawlers. Imagine that!
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Never mind that 'lowcountry boil' is called that because it originated in, oh, maybe the Lowcountry. Spoken the Charleston region of South Carolina. I know for a fact you don't have it in jolly ol' England, not even the harbor city of Portsmouth. Source: Been to and eaten in both places.

Mild ninja by @some cunt
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
So that’s what seafood looks like, yeah we do t get this type of food I. The UK. I mean it’s not like we’re a tiny island surrounded by fucking oceans of the stuff!
We have fucking seafood dumbo. We even have our very own fishing trawlers. Imagine that!
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Why are you irritated by this? No one said there's no seafood in the UK. This is a very specific dish that is typically created in certain combinations and that is named, as @Diet Coke 4 Life points out, for a specific place in the southern portion of the US, which is where it originated in that particular combination. Sometimes when people from other countries say they're eating something, I go look for a picture of it because I'm not sure what they're referring to or what the dish looks like. OR, the dish has the same name as something we do have here, but the two are wildly different in the composition (Toad in the Hole comes to mind). I don't go instaoffended because I think they're saying we uncivilized heathens in the junior country don't have whatever is in it. Geez.

On a lighter note, more funny animations here - just the one featuring Big Ham this far. A handful of Chantal, for those who follow that trainwreck. Hopefully, they'll do more.

 
There is a place in Lexington called Storming Crab (WEBSITE)...

..and on their menu (MENU PAGE)...

... they have (abomination) broccoli as a seafood boil side:

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BTW, Lyin'Lynn: According to their menu that boiled egg doesn't "come with it" -- ​
-- like the sausage, and (yeesh) broccoli -- you have to specifically order it as one of your chosen three sides.​
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Noted: A one-elbee order comes with two seafood selections. Saw only one kind of seafood in your bowl (i.e., crab.)​
So, StingyLynn, did you ask them to package up separately the second seafood selection that comes with the order? ​
A doggie bag of mussels to toss at your caretaker, the "WipeMaster?" Your crumbs, your words: "it's what she got to eat." ​
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'Spose after dropping off your tax return at the P.O. finances must be looking a bit dire at the Henry, eh?​
(But never so dire you'd completely cut out your take-out.)​

It's a chain w/abt 25 locations, geographically ranging from Florida/New Mexico/Missouri/New York, and a few other states.

Storming Crab's Lexington Location:​
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...and, of course, they do Doordash.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Fatty's not been wet in any way since the Density era
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She’s actually been very wet… with a massive, festering yeast infection.

mysterymoment said:
She loves the act of eating I’m not surprised she likes food that extends it.
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But she loves eating as much food as possible, as fast as possible. It wouldn’t surprise me if she just hoovered it all down.
 
The abomination that is Big Ham's chili, in the order the ingredients are added.

1. Tube meat. minced garlic, and a bunch of seasonings
2. Mushrooms
3. Packet of chili powder
4. Chicken broth
5. Giant can of tomato juice
6. Can of diced tomatoes
7. A little tomato sauce
8. Can of tomato paste
9. Cumin, cayenne
10. Mixture of like six different types of beans (canned)

Oh, and be sure to cook this shit to death over the highest heat possible on your stovetop.
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Why hasn't she made any of her soup/stew/chili for the "gf"?
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AMBER! DO SOMETHING! 2 FUCKING MINUTES ABOUT HER TARD SCRATCH ART.
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You know, I have a feeling Amber just draws generic hearts and shit because she doesn't want to show her real art. By that I mean, if she were to just let go and treat it as therapeutic, she'd probably start revealing hidden things, pent-up shit. I remember waaaay back when she was testing out gel pens a few years ago, she was showing some doodles and one of two of them really stuck out. I think they were like rain clouds or something like that, but they weren't just the stereotypical teenaged girl drawings. I saw this same shit with Jazz Jennings when he was showing off some drawings he'd done when he was 4 or 5 years old.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
I have no idea how to set the video up, but from 10:38
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Sperging TMI: Once you get to the point in the video, pause it and click 'share' that's next to the likes/dislike bar. A window will then pop up and beneath the code, there's a timestamp option you can click to share the moment type deal situation you want to show instead of it always being at the beginning of the video. Could be different for mobiles, I only use desktop.
 
tigergrinder said:
You know, I have a feeling Amber just draws generic hearts and shit because she doesn't want to show her real art. By that I mean, if she were to just let go and treat it as therapeutic, she'd probably start revealing hidden things, pent-up shit. I remember waaaay back when she was testing out gel pens a few years ago, she was showing some doodles and one of two of them really stuck out. I think they were like rain clouds or something like that, but they weren't just the stereotypical teenaged girl drawings. I saw this same shit with Jazz Jennings when he was showing off some drawings he'd done when he was 4 or 5 years old.
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this made me do some detectiveness so i looked into it. they both draw themselves as mermaids which i find super interesting, but i wonder if anyone else who knows more could dissect that. i found a youtube video with some of her drawings around 10 minutes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXrxepfBHs&ab_channel=dainty . lots of tentacles. aliens. 'girl in an attic'. interesting take.
 
i can't believe i missed the seafood boil discussion. i think that a true, quality seafood boil would be beyond her facilities. she's SHO SCARED and SHO NERVOUS whenever she tries something as simple as a cooked vegetable, the second she even looks at a boil she'd probably be put off and try to drown all the food in sriracha and eat it over rice.

i thought about it a little more and it's really depressing that amber thinks fine dining, or at least anything beyond slop and trough feed, is the cheesecake factory. the height of food is a plate of orange chicken from one of the fattiest, greasiest chain restaurants ever, and when she talks about trying new food she's talking about the same run of the mill shit she always eats from a different restaurant. frozen curried chicken is the most adventurous meal she's had and even then you could tell she didn't like it.

you'd think that after all these years she'd want to expand her palate a little further beyond fried grease and sugar, but then again that would require work, and if she's too scared to try chicken satay she certainly won't want to try anything new beyond that. she doesn't push boundaries with food unless it's candy. if i was making enough money to spend $3000 of disposable income on just ubereats and doordash, i'd at least be spending that money on food that actually tastes good.
 
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Cosmologic said:
i can't believe i missed the seafood boil discussion. i think that a true, quality seafood boil would be beyond her facilities. she's SHO SCARED and SHO NERVOUS whenever she tries something as simple as a cooked vegetable, the second she even looks at a boil she'd probably be put off and try to drown all the food in sriracha and eat it over rice.

i thought about it a little more and it's really depressing that amber thinks fine dining, or at least anything beyond slop and trough feed, is the cheesecake factory. the height of food is a plate of orange chicken from one of the fattiest, greasiest chain restaurants ever, and when she talks about trying new food she's talking about the same run of the mill shit she always eats from a different restaurant. frozen curried chicken is the most adventurous meal she's had and even then you could tell she didn't like it.

you'd think that after all these years she'd want to expand her palate a little further beyond fried grease and sugar, but then again that would require work, and if she's too scared to try chicken satay she certainly won't want to try anything new beyond that. she doesn't push boundaries with food unless it's candy. if i was making enough money to spend $3000 of disposable income on just ubereats and doordash, i'd at least be spending that money on food that actually tastes good.
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she also claims to be "allergic" to everything outside of fried grease and sugar. that's another reason she can't expand her bland pallet.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Went out of her way to order the boiled aygg but tells us she won't eat it? That damn aygg allergy.
This is even more weird when you realize our dainty gorl is so quirky and unique that she cannot eat 'a lot of seafood at once'... I have no idea how to set the video up, but from 10:38
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cAhRcTDUJSQ
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Also on a desktop, you can right click on the progress meter dot wherever you stopped and choose copy URL at current time.

Cosmologic said:
i can't believe i missed the seafood boil discussion. i think that a true, quality seafood boil would be beyond her facilities. she's SHO SCARED and SHO NERVOUS whenever she tries something as simple as a cooked vegetable, the second she even looks at a boil she'd probably be put off and try to drown all the food in sriracha and eat it over rice.
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I'm a little surprised myself, but it also wouldn't surprise me if she orders the exact same thing, every single time.

Cosmologic said:
i thought about it a little more and it's really depressing that amber thinks fine dining, or at least anything beyond slop and trough feed, is the cheesecake factory. the height of food is a plate of orange chicken from one of the fattiest, greasiest chain restaurants ever, and when she talks about trying new food she's talking about the same run of the mill shit she always eats from a different restaurant. frozen curried chicken is the most adventurous meal she's had and even then you could tell she didn't like it.
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If there is anything we know about Big Ham, is that she likes what is comfortable but that she knows, and it doesn't matter what it is. Food, books, "hobbies", relationships, etc. It's why she eats the same food all the time and when she cooks, it's the same shitty food she eats all the time. She shops at Target and Wommart, but not any of what have to be scads of small shops there in the big city. She colors the same shit the same way all the time - like those stupid circles that she paints and then scrapes out on those black art cards. She doesn't drive and never will because she is used to imposing on other people (because she's lazy) but has convinced herself it's "ang-zie-tee". She doesn't break off relationships even when they're stale and unloving, because she's terrified of being alone. It's partially the reason she doesn't lose weight: she's comfortable with what being a fatass on the internet brings her.

 
We're All Going To Hell said:
"Big Hamber "helps" by pouring some shampoo on Twinkie. I'll give this to the "gf": she's at least caring about Twinkie for more than performative pet ownership reasons, unlike Ms Poop Bun over there."

Ok i can kind of understand not being able to walk her as much as everyone wants to see because mobility, bslance, if she falls an Appalachian avalanche etc...

But why can't she bathe our favorite girl Twinkie in the sink? Take an iota of personal responsibility for something that is truly hers. Her channel can get more views simply from positive interaction with Twinkie. No one likes Amber or Jade. Everybody loves happy healthy pets.
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Just a little, late, reminder that where both, nigga Jade and her pet Jabba Beast live they have a pet spa, with all proper equipment to shower and groom your pet, included in the building amenities.
What is worst than a 600lbs dumb bitch?
A 600lbs dumb bitch and her dumb, fat, nigga.
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"Prestine and clean"...you only transferd the Crumbs from the Counter and the Stove to the Floor -.- #
and then u waddled right through all the Dirt...well at least we got to see half of Wifey and our favorite Twank
 
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