🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Frau Totenkinder]

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is this after her drunken livestream? Her voice sounds raspy like after a night of drinking.

 

[Sperg on Me! Daddy]

Or just slaps Amber.


So do monkeys.

And cows.

This kind of thought always confuses me, the medications she ''takes'' (if ever) are there to treat illness' she does not have.

Taking them does as much harm as not taking them when there is nothing wrong with you in the first fucking place. She lies to her doctors to receive meds that will make her look most sympathetic to her audience.

She doesn't ''spiral'' because she's off her meds, she's an attention seeker. This is exactly what she wants people to say ''she needs her meds so much, look how bad she is off of them''. It all just plays into her fantasy of being a troubled, mentally ill KuhWeen.

I'm sure other people here have seen this, cunts getting a hold of medication they don't need then cosplaying the whole ''I'm off my meds'' schtick, complete with fake mania and forced tears.
It's silly to think she has ever taken any pill regularly, whether it's for her fake mental illness' or physical illness, she's too fucking lazy.

It shows the ignorance of most people when it comes to meds. They think the pills are doing the job of "fixing" you. Meds are meant to help you fix it, not fix it for you. That's why it doesn't matter how many meds or how long she takes, since she is never going to do the work that comes with it. Like weight loss surgery, wifey, and the internet, Amberlynn expects the meds to fix her problems for her. She has skated by her entire life, and never bothered learning/unlearning behavior. I don't care if she mixes alcohol with her meds, because she really doesn't care about anything but getting gratification.

I have a theory that Amberlynn filmed this on the same day as "dainty portions for a dainty gorl" because she's wearing the same shirt. It also appears this is when she took off the heart necklace gifted from wifey that she previously wore every day which might hint she was displeased with wifey and she's definitely petty enough to do that. If this is true than they squabbled earlier in the day and she waited all day to film a video of her being drunk and throwing a tantrum.

Lol, we can tell that Amberlynn is that one friend we never want to drink with. If she is insufferable when sober, can you imagine her drunk? I agree that she removed the necklace for the live, just the way she said that she was single, and then smirking at Wifey. She knows that the "haydurs" are watching her every move/action/inaction.

Like Chantal, she wouldn't mind getting Wifey doxxed, if it meant she received some kind of gratification in return. She was probably a warning to Wifey, not to toe the line with her. So far, Wifey has not been as compliant as Lurch {The Thumb Becky) and the image leak didn't change things either. Maybe they fought about the merch, there's no way that Amberlynn put in any effort, and was pissed that Wifey neither produced great merch, nor improved it after the backlash.

I mentioned in earlier posts that a chimpout is incoming, and I patiently wait for it.

Edit: Accidentally double posted like a retard.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I mentioned in earlier posts that a chimpout is incoming, and I patiently wait for it.

Yeah, despite all the lovey-dovey bullshit Hamber puts forth about Jade, it ain't real and anybody with a half a brain cell can see right through it. Hamber's little drinking escapade shows the cracks forming; she didn't decide to get drunk for no reason at all and likely did so because she was pissed and throwing a tantrum. like the true toddler brain she is. But as we all know, she needs wifey because she simply cannot adult, drive, do anything at all for her lazy fat fucking self.

Bets on how long until wifey DOES chimp out and tells Hamber to fuck right off with her nonsense? Being alone is the one thing Hamber fears most in life. And you think she's got a waiting list of idiots that would jump right in just to be with our "dainty" gorl?

Me thinks not, although how fast Jade jumped in Becky's grave was pretty amazing in and of itself.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues.

She's a narc. Of course she isn't going to fully embrace an idea someone else had unless she can take credit for it. Look at this whole outpatient thing, fictional though it is. People havebeen telling her for years to get help, and suggesting inpatient (which she would never do, but...). In one of the videos around her initial visit, she takes credit for it - she's "proud" of herself for it.

This kind of thought always confuses me, the medications she ''takes'' (if ever) are there to treat illness' she does not have.

Imagine how she's further fucking up her electrical system. If she actually takes them, instead of tossing themin the trash or flushing them. I kind of hope she is, just because it will further degrade her systems and quite frankly, I think she deserves it.

Taking them does as much harm as not taking them when there is nothing wrong with you in the first fucking place. She lies to her doctors to receive meds that will make her look most sympathetic to her audience.

One day, I want one of those fuckers she follows to say they have something incredibly serious and they're taking xyz drug that is vey dangerous, just to see her try that track and wind up with the same drug. Once those started hitting her system, I'd gladly watch a live. It'd be like a car race, just waiting for a 15 car crash with body parts flying everywhere.

She doesn't ''spiral'' because she's off her meds, she's an attention seeker. This is exactly what she wants people to say ''she needs her meds so much, look how bad she is off of them''. It all just plays into her fantasy of being a troubled, mentally ill KuhWeen.

She claimed in the live she wasn't looking for attention. Sure, bitch.

I have a theory that Amberlynn filmed this on the same day as "dainty portions for a dainty gorl" because she's wearing the same shirt. It also appears this is when she took off the heart necklace gifted from wifey that she previously wore every day which might hint she was displeased with wifey and she's definitely petty enough to do that. If this is true than they squabbled earlier in the day and she waited all day to film a video of her being drunk and throwing a tantrum.

"I was just having a depression molment." Why, because it turns out maybe you shouldn't just jump from one relationship to another, insisting you "love" someone you barely know, and know only through the internet, then let them move into your apartment and take over the place, only understanding too late that they aren't who they claimed to be and that you do not, in fact, love them?

Gee, who would have imagined that?

Just wondering, but is it confirmed that wifey cut off wifi or was Amberlynn just dumb and cut the live?
If that's the case than why did wifey not cut the wifi earlier to prevent her streaming for over an hour being a retarded?

Hamber was just being stupid.

Also, this is already known, but the fact wifey gave her a plate of plain ass rice and fried meatballs (very little actual nutrition with empty calories) really shows she's a feeder and enabler. She 100% doesnt want Amberlynn to get healthier because she wants to keep her a dependant immobile cash cow. True Love <3

I guess sucking at one of Big Ham's folds for a bit is worth it.

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This is a cameo. That she recorded. And then gave to someone. With a plunging neckline showing buttcrack cleavage, no makeup, shitty hair, and unwashed face. Pro level - definitely worth that 38 bucks.

 

[Cosmologic]

amber refuses help because she knows at this point that she gets more views and attention and money when her life is a shitshow

 

[FickleFuck]

I have a theory that Amberlynn filmed this on the same day as "dainty portions for a dainty gorl" because she's wearing the same shirt. It also appears this is when she took off the heart necklace gifted from wifey that she previously wore every day which might hint she was displeased with wifey and she's definitely petty enough to do that. If this is true than they squabbled earlier in the day and she waited all day to film a video of her being drunk and throwing a tantrum.

Just wondering, but is it confirmed that wifey cut off wifi or was Amberlynn just dumb and cut the live?
If that's the case than why did wifey not cut the wifi earlier to prevent her streaming for over an hour being a retarded?

Also, this is already known, but the fact wifey gave her a plate of plain ass rice and fried meatballs (very little actual nutrition with empty calories) really shows she's a feeder and enabler. She 100% doesnt want Amberlynn to get healthier because she wants to keep her a dependant immobile cash cow. True Love <3

The drunk stream was a livestream so it couldn't be the same day. She just always wears the same fucking clothes all the time. The same day as the stream she uploaded a video wearing a black and white striped shirt with pink some shit or other on it. No, Wipey didn't disconnect the wifi, but she should have. Shit just froze for a second. And the rice and balls offering seems to have been to appease the Binge Monster that didn't get its way earlier in the day.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

amber refuses help because she knows at this point that she gets more views and attention and money when her life is a shitshow

Amber said in the past that if she lost weight, her views and thus income would go down. So, this is her dilemma. With the exception of her fatness, what else does she have to offer? Certainly not her life, of which we see nearly nothing, not her hobbies since she has none, definitely not her intellect. So, she has to stay fat while still showing her intention to lose weight. Therefore, she will go up and down in weight to around 500 pounds while telling us that her weight loss journey is going well.

How Amber can say that her Jade is making her feel alive at the same time being depressed and not knowing if she is single or not. It is all theatrics to increase her views. I do not believe any of it.

 

[low sodium]

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[Slappy McGherkin]

Called it. Glad you puked, you fat fuck. Shame you didn't choke on it. Bowed out after the non-apology apology "Oh my gaaawwwd; am I still drunk?" because who cares about another haul of worthless plastic shit.

One other thing of note - 00:35 - SassyBlackAmber, wagging her finger in the air and "No, you not! You not takin' my alcohol!" Uh-huh, you tells 'em Shaniquafat.

 

[babyTAP]

Dollar Tree? Oh how the mighty have fallen. The torrid hauls are behind us, but lucky for Dana she won't feel the sting of the pipeline drying up now that she's so thin

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Sometimes I snuggle up to her when watching a film. Rain and Petals Eavesdrop, she's such a comfy cushion

I will pray for you. Please resist the urge to buy her ‘merch’ molments.

Edited for spelling of course!

 

[ADHD]

A Dollar Tree haul? Oh goody, just what everyone has been waiting for!

Seriously, this video only exists so she can claim this shit on her taxes, right?

 

[Kitsunehime]

No Way she is "only" 505.8 Pounds...her Face looks huge in this Video...Id say at least she s back to 530 Pounds..
Problems to breath Amber? Get your Ass to the Heart-Doctor...you show Signs of Heart failure..your left Heart-side
is giving up because you are to heavy...
when Amber isn t doing anything seriously now against her Weight she might die this Year

 

[Queequeg]

This is something I don't tend to tell about myself, but I feel it's pretty relevant to the topic at hand. Back in October, I was diagnosed with a form of alopecia, and the stress from that, working a shitty job while attending college, and moving to a new state fucked me up even more mentally. I had reached my highest weight, and it hurt. I decided that I needed to do something about it, so I quit my job to focus on school and bettering myself, with the help of doctors. Since then I've been able to lose weight and feel the healthiest I've been in a long while. I still have shitty days of course, but I don't blame it on the shit Hamber blames her shitty days on. It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues. I cannot at all feel bad for her. She has had so many chances, chances I and many others would have killed to have, just to throw them in the fucking garbage and cry on stream while binging on whatever brown slop her live-in-nurse of the month is forced to feed her. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her bitch about her weight and do nothing. She needs to go back to touchy shit with her greasy, swollen hands at whatever backwards country store she can fit her trusted scooter into. She needs her side characters back because God knows she is the most boring person on this planet.

Go back to FB, jfc. No one gives a shit.

 

[dfranki723]

Is she trying to insinuate the rope is for her and her whore's dom/sub games in the bedroom? Because that's fucking laughable.

Am I misinterpreting her obnoxious tone of voice? I think this is worse than her grotesque ''sex life'' she supposedly had with Destiny.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Super weird how Fat Jade II has the exact same voice as Fat Jade I. And here I thought they only all just looked alike.

Fat Jade I & II got some rope to hang herself.

 

[nooo]

Is she trying to insinuate the rope is for her and her whore's dom/sub games in the bedroom? Because that's fucking laughable.

Am I misinterpreting her obnoxious tone of voice? I think this is worse than her grotesque ''sex life'' she supposedly had with Destiny.

Oh no. No. Noooo! I didn't even think of that. I saw the rope and didn't say shit about it. This and her saying she's horny is as much of a nightmare for me as fasting is for the Amburgular. I need my farms therapist from the other day.

 

[Smoke Detector Beeps]

Hamburgerlynn would of fucking course say that she "wants to apologize" without the words "I'm sorry" leaving her lips. What a fucking narcissist.

 

[Til Beeze Do Us Part]

How many bars of soap do these two go through? Didn't she just spend well ofer 100 bucks on Bath&Body Works?

Also, new swag idea, "Dash Hound". WTF. Forgive me for not being a native speaker, but I can't imagine it's a new way to say dachshund that has really taken off and is actually being used? I mean.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.

Jesus Christ, dude. Go juxtapose somewhere else. Your life is shit and no one cares.