🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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KiwiKunt!! said:
Her therapist would have told her to not drink - not on her meds and not ever
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I dont think shes taking her meds. Like, Any of them. At some point in her weird ramblings she mentioned her hair felt like it was thinning because (i think) someone in chat complimented her hair. I think because of the pressure of doing nothing to lose weight and not being in control, she caused a spiral and shes off her meds. Its self sabotage, but shes too much of a scared little bitch to mix meds and alcohol so she probably hasnt been taking them for a while. Fuck what anyone else tells her, even a therapist, shes gonna do what her middleschool level brain tells her will get attention and thats self sabotage and drinking alcohol like a rebel.
 
nooo said:
Speaking of the Black Knight, can you imagine Knightlynn trying to hobble on one leg with blood shooting out where her other limbs used to be. Even after all that she'd still insist on eating before going to the hospital.

'tis but a scratch situation type deal.
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...there's also these PythonLynns:


 
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Insulin reid said:
I dont think shes taking her meds. Like, Any of them. At some point in her weird ramblings she mentioned her hair felt like it was thinning because (i think) someone in chat complimented her hair. I think because of the pressure of doing nothing to lose weight and not being in control, she caused a spiral and shes off her meds. Its self sabotage, but shes too much of a scared little bitch to mix meds and alcohol so she probably hasnt been taking them for a while. Fuck what anyone else tells her, even a therapist, shes gonna do what her middleschool level brain tells her will get attention and thats self sabotage and drinking alcohol like a rebel.
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This is something I don't tend to tell about myself, but I feel it's pretty relevant to the topic at hand. Back in October, I was diagnosed with a form of alopecia, and the stress from that, working a shitty job while attending college, and moving to a new state fucked me up even more mentally. I had reached my highest weight, and it hurt. I decided that I needed to do something about it, so I quit my job to focus on school and bettering myself, with the help of doctors. Since then I've been able to lose weight and feel the healthiest I've been in a long while. I still have shitty days of course, but I don't blame it on the shit Hamber blames her shitty days on. It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues. I cannot at all feel bad for her. She has had so many chances, chances I and many others would have killed to have, just to throw them in the fucking garbage and cry on stream while binging on whatever brown slop her live-in-nurse of the month is forced to feed her. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her bitch about her weight and do nothing. She needs to go back to touchy shit with her greasy, swollen hands at whatever backwards country store she can fit her trusted scooter into. She needs her side characters back because God knows she is the most boring person on this planet.
 
I Have A Kiwi Allergy said:
This is something I don't tend to tell about myself, but I feel it's pretty relevant to the topic at hand. Back in October, I was diagnosed with a form of alopecia, and the stress from that, working a shitty job while attending college, and moving to a new state fucked me up even more mentally. I had reached my highest weight, and it hurt. I decided that I needed to do something about it, so I quit my job to focus on school and bettering myself, with the help of doctors. Since then I've been able to lose weight and feel the healthiest I've been in a long while. I still have shitty days of course, but I don't blame it on the shit Hamber blames her shitty days on. It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues. I cannot at all feel bad for her. She has had so many chances, chances I and many others would have killed to have, just to throw them in the fucking garbage and cry on stream while binging on whatever brown slop her live-in-nurse of the month is forced to feed her. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her bitch about her weight and do nothing. She needs to go back to touchy shit with her greasy, swollen hands at whatever backwards country store she can fit her trusted scooter into. She needs her side characters back because God knows she is the most boring person on this planet.
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your powerlevel adds nothing to the fact that amber is an annoying cunt and you are a fat fuck too, congrats
 
I Have A Kiwi Allergy said:
This is something I don't tend to tell about myself, but I feel it's pretty relevant to the topic at hand. Back in October, I was diagnosed with a form of alopecia, and the stress from that, working a shitty job while attending college, and moving to a new state fucked me up even more mentally. I had reached my highest weight, and it hurt. I decided that I needed to do something about it, so I quit my job to focus on school and bettering myself, with the help of doctors. Since then I've been able to lose weight and feel the healthiest I've been in a long while. I still have shitty days of course, but I don't blame it on the shit Hamber blames her shitty days on. It infuriates me that Amber has had SO MANY opportunities as well as people reaching out to try and help her, and every single time, without fail, she never fully takes those opportunities. Every single time, she toys with the idea of help, and then once the buzz around starting this new "journey" fizzles out, the cycle just continues. I cannot at all feel bad for her. She has had so many chances, chances I and many others would have killed to have, just to throw them in the fucking garbage and cry on stream while binging on whatever brown slop her live-in-nurse of the month is forced to feed her. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her bitch about her weight and do nothing. She needs to go back to touchy shit with her greasy, swollen hands at whatever backwards country store she can fit her trusted scooter into. She needs her side characters back because God knows she is the most boring person on this planet.
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Quoting because it made me laugh and I don’t want you to delete it.

Why are you so upset amber makes three times as much money as you eating pizza online.

You’re fat for free. (And bald)

Amber has all her hair and gets paid big bucks to be fat. :^)
sucks to suck
 
QueefQween said:
your powerlevel adds nothing to the fact that amber is an annoying cunt and you are a fat fuck too, congrats
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Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.
 
I Have A Kiwi Allergy said:
Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.
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Please go back to Reddit. No one cares
 
I Have A Kiwi Allergy said:
Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.
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please stop emberassing yourself. no one here cares about your iNsPiRaTiOnAl jOuRnEy you had because of amber. go lick her dainty hole if you are so thankful that she "fixed yourself". we are here to laugh about her, not your bald fat egghead. lurk more or piss off to reddit or facebook and get your YASSSS QUEEEEN SLAAAAY's there
 
I Have A Kiwi Allergy said:
Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.
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Amber doesn’t know you exist. She will likely never know you exist. And yet she has changed your entire life. How peculiar.
I’m not sure how long you’ve been watching amber but this is kind of her gig….
She’s never going to change. She literally makes her money from outraging smaller fat insecure women boosting their own self esteem by watching amber. Congrats. You’re her target audience and why she makes all that money in the first place.
 
I Have A Kiwi Allergy said:
Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.
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Don't put your back out while you juxtaposition, fat ass.
 
I Have A Kiwi Allergy said:
Am aware. Too TMI for sure, but I just find it so interesting to juxtapose me and her. She can simply get off her fatass and just decide to fix everything, but she won't. She has all this money that she can use to better herself but she uses it to gorge out on takeout multiple times a day. Watching her do this to herself helped me fix myself.
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A friendly word of advice: grandstanding does not impress anyone here.

You could have lidurally said, "I was / am a fat fuck. Watching Amber be a trainwreck improved my life." and left it at that. Instead, you had to go and spill your life story.

As Amber's simpering gay faggot muppet would say: NO ONE CARES.

Just join in on the fun and laugh at the fat trainwreck. Implying that you're better than her is only gonna make your time here real bad, fren.
 
Insulin reid said:
I dont think shes taking her meds. Like, Any of them.
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This kind of thought always confuses me, the medications she ''takes'' (if ever) are there to treat illness' she does not have.

Taking them does as much harm as not taking them when there is nothing wrong with you in the first fucking place. She lies to her doctors to receive meds that will make her look most sympathetic to her audience.

She doesn't ''spiral'' because she's off her meds, she's an attention seeker. This is exactly what she wants people to say ''she needs her meds so much, look how bad she is off of them''. It all just plays into her fantasy of being a troubled, mentally ill KuhWeen.

I'm sure other people here have seen this, cunts getting a hold of medication they don't need then cosplaying the whole ''I'm off my meds'' schtick, complete with fake mania and forced tears.
It's silly to think she has ever taken any pill regularly, whether it's for her fake mental illness' or physical illness, she's too fucking lazy.
 
10 minute attempt at better merch.
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Sorry about photo of screen, not boomer, just can't upload from a work computer. At least I didn't do anything dumb like upload it to the Chantal thread..
 
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FickleFuck said:
I knew she was going to do a livestream soon. She is a giant sack of desperation. The fact that she chose to emulate Gunts to try and grab some views is super pathetic. She has absolutely nothing on Gunt in the unbridled rage department. And in her fake drunken spiel she didn't have the balls to call out anyone or talk some shit about anyone. All she did was pretend sadz over Nikocado not liking her and pull self-deprecating bullshit out her shelf ass to get people to pat it and tell her "oh nos, Amber, you're not a big fat uggo with a garbage personality!" That was a boring non-rage that got kicked off because Wipey wouldn't let her have Taco Bell. Wipey may not let her eat crap but she sure doesn't give a shit about Hamber to let her drink and get stupid on camera. Also, I cannot stand her fucking stupid laughing.
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I have a theory that Amberlynn filmed this on the same day as "dainty portions for a dainty gorl" because she's wearing the same shirt. It also appears this is when she took off the heart necklace gifted from wifey that she previously wore every day which might hint she was displeased with wifey and she's definitely petty enough to do that. If this is true than they squabbled earlier in the day and she waited all day to film a video of her being drunk and throwing a tantrum.

Just wondering, but is it confirmed that wifey cut off wifi or was Amberlynn just dumb and cut the live?
If that's the case than why did wifey not cut the wifi earlier to prevent her streaming for over an hour being a retarded?

Also, this is already known, but the fact wifey gave her a plate of plain ass rice and fried meatballs (very little actual nutrition with empty calories) really shows she's a feeder and enabler. She 100% doesnt want Amberlynn to get healthier because she wants to keep her a dependant immobile cash cow. True Love <3
 
If that isn't the most disingenuous performance, I don't know what is.

Why is she speaking as though she knows what ''sobriety'' feels like? Bitch has never been addicted to anything besides food (ignoring her made-up stories about her being a weed smoking gangsta as a teen) and as far as we can all see, she's certainly not clean of that.
 
Owlflaps said:
A friendly word of advice: grandstanding does not impress anyone here.

You could have lidurally said, "I was / am a fat fuck. Watching Amber be a trainwreck improved my life." and left it at that. Instead, you had to go and spill your life story.

As Amber's simpering gay faggot muppet would say: NO ONE CARES.

Just join in on the fun and laugh at the fat trainwreck. Implying that you're better than her is only gonna make your time here real bad, fren.
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Yup, more friendly word of advice:

1) Don't reveal your insecurities on a public forum. It gives people ammunition to hurt you. Now, people know the best way to fuck with that poster personally is to talk about their weight and alopecia. That's how many lolcows like Amberlynn get into the situation they are in. They reveal too much personal information, people use it to fuck with them, lolcow gets triggered and does or says stupid shit, repeat. On top of that giving detailed explanations makes it easier to dox you if you posted similar shit on another website. All it takes is one autist that frequents the same sites as you and recognize your story or has the spare time to track your ass down. You may become a lolcow candidate.

2) Why the fuck would you want to compare yourself to Hamber to feel better about yourself. Raise your fucking standards. Being happy that you're less fat than Amber is like being happy that you're smarter than a person with Down's Syndrome. That is a low fucking bar.

3) Like many said, this isn't a weight loss support forum. We come here to gawk and laugh at our morbidly obese gorl, Amberlynn Reid!
 
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