🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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King Fructose said:
I really don’t understand Big Al’s speech patterns. She doesn’t pronounce a long “ee” sound in the middle of a word, but says it in place of -ing. Example: “realize” is “rillize” but “eating” is “eateeen”
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She's retarded and trying to fake a southern accent and keeps fucking it up.
 
Smoke Detector Beeps said:
Can't wait for the eventual decline into alcoholism as she realizes that being a messy drunk gorl gets her more interactions. Same shit is what caused her to gain 250+ pounds in the first place.
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She finally posted something that didn't flop. She clearly needs to be drunk in every video and livestream from now on.
 
Plain and simple ALR is annoying and not likeable. This newest live stream screamed desperation and her wifey personality is worse than it was with dusty. It’s time for fat hamber to retire and live off welfare like she was always destined.
 
Beverly Johnson said:
On a side note, my custom Amberlynn Pillow that I ordered for myself to truly appreciate the infamous "lovecraftian monstrosity" she once wore watches over me daily. I feel truly blessed. And dainty.
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I'm just catching up to this post, so I'm still curious to inquire: Is your cringe-tism congenital, or is it due to a late-in-life trepanning mishap?

Consider next time, as a more sensible use of money, dousing your dosh in gasoline to practice fire-eating.
 
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I am putting this here for those who didn't watch Hamber's drunken video:

She says that everyone who meets her in person just raves about how much SMALLER she is in person.

The camera adds ten pounds--that's what they say. So she must appear to weigh 690# in person.
 
Rasputin's Side Piece said:
She says that everyone who meets her in person just raves about how much SMALLER she is in person.
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Stupid fatty is likely confusing smaller with shorter. Because I absolutely believe that people are so used to her taking up the entire viewfinder that they imagine her larger than life; when they see her in person, they go "Goddamn, this big bitch is actually a real short-ass."
 
Listening to Crusader Actual reacting to this - the full thing - and there's another iconic phrase she's missing from her merch line:

"I did that!" - maybe above an image of a bowl of ramen.
 
Rasputin's Side Piece said:
I am putting this here for those who didn't watch Hamber's drunken video:

She says that everyone who meets her in person just raves about how much SMALLER she is in person.

The camera adds ten pounds--that's what they say. So she must appear to weigh 690# in person.
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they meant smaller than the actual moon more like its dwarf star
 
Owlflaps said:
At this point, AL's gonna lose her limbs to the beetus and become the Black Knight.

Edit: Damn, @King Fructose beat me to it.
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Speaking of the Black Knight, can you imagine Knightlynn trying to hobble on one leg with blood shooting out where her other limbs used to be. Even after all that she'd still insist on eating before going to the hospital.

'tis but a scratch situation type deal.
 
I have two competing thoughts/theories about Jade from this stream.

1) ALR started this stream super devastated and upset. Now, even though her whole life is enough to make anyone cry, I firmly believe ALR only cries when passionate about something which is herself or food. In this case, I’m guessing food. As a farmer suggested, it’s possible Jade put her foot down and refused to let ALR reneg on her no takeout promise and refused to enable the binge monster today. So in a way, that’s a positive influence and maybe her compromise or trying to appease her was to make her some alternative food (the rice and round turds) like you would promise an extra bedtime story to a toddler who refuses to go to sleep. +1 for Wipey?

On the other hand…

2) ALR ends the stream wondering if Wipey cut off the internet. Is this something Wipey does? Enough to make ALR think it’s totally plausible? Or does Wipey do similar weird shit that ALR could even fathom she’d do this? Seems controlling and rather audacious for someone to be doing that kind of weird petty shit when ALR is the one paying the bills. Really seems odd and bolsters the theory that she’s controlling. -1 for Wipey?

Unrelated bonus thought: has anyone else, by virtue of ALR specifically trying to curate this image, started thinking that every time Wifey is in a different room, she’s working? I noticed I had this feeling when she shouted from the other room on camera. It’s also the fact that she seems to walk around constantly with AirPods in her ears because it suggests she’s busy or on some call when really she’s probably just watching Netflix and ignoring ALR eating herself to death. Anyway, it occurred to me that there wouldn’t be any reason for her to be up so late working on a Saturday night so I just realized how successfully ALR planted this thought in my brain even though I know Wipey barely has a legitimate job.
 
Odds that here is bad news coming - not bad as in some major health issue or someone dying, but more like her quitting pretending she's going to outpatient therapy?

I'll also note that it seems we're into phase four of the cycle - crying, manipulation, passive-aggressive begging for sympathy, reee-ing about how she loves her supporters, falling off that imaginary outpatient therapy, once again not losing any weight, etc.
 
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