🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The dipping thing is quite a funny thing somebody noticed and did a video on a while ago back in 2020. I speculate it's muscle memory due to the countless times she's eaten out.
 
The only actual food quirk Amber has is that weird tapping she does with the food like her subconsciousness is signalling for help in morsecode.
You know the same way an athlete throws, catches or kicks lidurally thousands upon thousands of times, each and every year? So they develop the muscle memory, that when the time comes in an importin' game, they can perform without thinkeen? Imagine the hundreds of thousands of times Fatty has tapped her food. That's a 600 pound hog's muscle memory in action, right there.
 
I mean, it looks like she is just shaking off any excess water or crumbs? A bit excessively and obsessively, but that's not like some food tic that comes out of nowhere.
 
I mean, it looks like she is just shaking off any excess water or crumbs? A bit excessively and obsessively, but that's not like some food tic that comes out of nowhere.
I always thought it was just her shaking off excess vinegar from pickles. It's very odd that she does it with fresh carrots and chicken nuggets too.
 
She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.
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Shipping is nearly 10 bucks and it said its in high demand. I stg if people are wasting money on this trash and its not just people like me throwing it in a cart to see how fully over priced it is...
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Cameo, merch, 100% performance 0% reality, 10 mukbangs in 10 videos, she's gone full Nikocado. Except she's not as entertaining, still waiting on that onlyfans.
 
Of course she does the dumbest fucking one first. FFS, Hamber, get someone else to manage this, because just like your holding too long on revealing the "gf", you suck at it.
 
You cant call writing "pillow mountain" in a stock font "designing merch" what the actual fuck.

Make a shirt that says "i'd rather be on pillow mountain" and then have a picture of someone napping on a stack of pillows.

Or make a summit outline of a pillow mountain and then have it say "Pillow Mountain, Elevation 4"

I have created 2 better design ideas shit talking her for 30 seconds than she has all day.
 
She said, if this does well, like she didn't want to spend excess time and creativity on something that may not sell. As if writing 'pillow mountain' kept her up many nights, getting the design 'just so'. No logo, no design, nothing. Others have already sold ALR merch that's better and more creative than this.

Slowly designing. I wonder how long it'll take her to come up with her inevitable, 'Dainy Gorl' and 'Situation Type Deal' merch?
 
Cameo, merch, 100% performance 0% reality, 10 mukbangs in 10 videos, she's gone full Nikocado. Except she's not as entertaining, still waiting on that onlyfans.
I'd rather gouge both of my eyes out and feed them to the stray cats that live in the alley of my building than look upon her naked, grotesque, swollen, and discolored excuse of a human body. I'll admit, I like my women on the thicker side, but not little miss OBCD over here. I seriously do not understand what her past """girlfriends""" saw in her, besides money.
 
I can’t be the only one just looking at how the choice of font makes the two rows appear misaligned/crooked. It’s not even centred nicely.

I’m guessing teespring has some built in design tool where you just type shit out and it puts together the preview. Creating a transparent .png in photoshop seems beyond her capabilities. If this is the case it’s literally the least amount of effort she could have possibly invested into making her merch. Even asking someone else to design it for you is more effort because at least you’d then have to upload it yourself.

Edit: The “high demand” message could just mean that the silk screen printer they use for pillows is in high demand. Teespring is a print on demand company so it’s not like they have any inventory outside of the blank pillows they print on. The only reason high demand would be an issue would be if their inventory of blanks is running low or the printer is already running 24/7 on other people’s merch.
 
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