🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't think she cares about the declining views now, or at least it seems like she doesn't, but she will when she can't spend over 3k a month on takeout. Amburgular will have to eat on a budget. A true Amberican Horror Story.
 
nooo said:
A true Amberican Horror Story.
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True dat, your words. Waiting to see her scrounging ramem outta the cabinet, polluting it beyond belief, then the inevitable Shooooo Guuuuuddd as she shovels it into her face with dead eyes and lizard tongueing every last morsel.

It's coming. We all know it. And we'll laugh heartily at it as we do now.

Go suck the skin off a nugget, Hamber. It's all you have left at this point. And that's soon to be gone.
 
Queequeg said:
3.9GPA if she was homeschooled by a retard.

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Imagine justifying spending 3k a month on food as a necessary budget item because your really too fat and stupid to learn how to feed yourself things that taste good. Not even hulthy things but literally just food. Just going from 0 to 60 so fucking fast that buying groceries or even hiring a personal chef isnt a plausible answer its just straight to uber eats.
 
Her spending a ton of money on takeout/food doesn't really shock me... but $3000+ did. And that's just for ubereats, not even the groceries they get from the store.
 
Pippeyy said:
but her aunt said it wasn't in some ceremony or anything. They just mailed her a "you did it" sticker and called it a diploma.
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Ah, so the foreverkailyn diploma program.
Pippeyy said:
There's even an old ass Myspace pic where she took someone's cap and took 100 pics to claim she had a ceremony.
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looks like time deleted that photo. I searched up and down for it.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
looks like time deleted that photo. I searched up and down for it.
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Everybody sez the Intarwebs is forever. Yeah, mostly. But shit do go away, too.

Which might not be a bad thang.

If I had 10 bazillion results for "Mukbang" as a human bean, I should likely neck myself.
 
nooo said:
I don't think she cares about the declining views now, or at least it seems like she doesn't, but she will when she can't spend over 3k a month on takeout. Amburgular will have to eat on a budget. A true Amberican Horror Story.
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All her favorite foods are beige and boring, but they are also cheap. When the takeout money runs out, I fully expect her to substitute anything with flavor with rice like usual. This will lead to even more rapid weight gain though, because while takeout is mostly garbage for you, it also comes proportioned for regular humans, as opposed to say $5 worth of packaged ramen in a pot (roughly $0.20 per package and 500kCal). I am looking forward to even more sodium intake for her on that route though (Spam has 4620mg per can), because god only knows what she puts her heart through every day.
 
I understand that Amber is fat. Really, really disgustingly mega obese fatty fatty 2x4 fat. Probably soon to be bed bound again if she isn’t already, fat. And to get that really disgustingly mega obese fat she had to eat fuck ton of calories and to maintain it she has to keep eating a fuck ton of calories. But how in the good goddamn does she eat $3,000.00 of takeout food a month? I’m assuming that is just her takeout bill and she makes the “love of her life” fend for herself? If so, how? What the fuck does she eat, how many times a day and in what quantity? Is it all Ubereats? If so there must be a constant flow of delivery people to that apartment. To top it off, my guess is if ‘ol Liarlynn admits to $3,000/mo, it’s probably near double that. For takeout. For one beached landwhale.
 
Lady Astrid Bitchypants said:
I understand that Amber is fat. Really, really disgustingly mega obese fatty fatty 2x4 fat. Probably soon to be bed bound again if she isn’t already, fat. And to get that really disgustingly mega obese fat she had to eat fuck ton of calories and to maintain it she has to keep eating a fuck ton of calories. But how in the good goddamn does she eat $3,000.00 of takeout food a month? I’m assuming that is just her takeout bill and she makes the “love of her life” fend for herself? If so, how? What the fuck does she eat, how many times a day and in what quantity? Is it all Ubereats? If so there must be a constant flow of delivery people to that apartment. To top it off, my guess is if ‘ol Liarlynn admits to $3,000/mo, it’s probably near double that. For takeout. For one beached landwhale.
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If one meal is say $35 all up including tip, that’s like 85 separate meals
 
Hentai-4-Senpai said:
This will lead to even more rapid weight gain though, because while takeout is mostly garbage for you, it also comes proportioned for regular humans
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Gonna have to respectfully disagree that most American food portions are meant for regular humans. Not at trash tier "all you can eat" places or shitty chain restaurants and whatnot, anyway. A single entree can run you like 2500 kcals in the US without even adding on unlimited soda refills or starters/appetizers/desserts. If Amber decides she needs three square meals a day and nothing else she could still easily be putting away 7000 kcal daily. That's probably enough to maintain her size (I think) but even if it isn't she could easily get there just by adding on one dessert and a couple sodas.

I actually think she'd be more likely to lose some weight if she was limited to whatever she could afford with food stamps. She'd still stuff herself no doubt, but her toxic waste "soups" aren't going to trigger foodgasms like the shitty takeout, and I kind of think she'd be consuming a fair bit less if she couldn't perform her ritual of scrolling constantly through online menus and carefully choosing her next meal to be acquired. I could be totally off base though since Jen the welfare lardass got even fatter from literal government cheese.

P.S., Jade is boring and fat and I would not have sex with her.
 
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Following on, big Al seems to realise she is absolutely screwed channel wise

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Amber is an especially lonely person with her main company being herself. Amber sits all day at home stewing in her own thoughts. That's why she comes across as so narcissistic because she spends so much time in her own head.

Other people have their brains constantly stimulated and changing by just the visual impressions they take in everyday, the small and large challenges in their work and home life and through the social discourse they have with others everyday.

Amber has had none to very little of any of this which is how she has ended up so socially and mentally stunted. She stays in the same little bubble only having her brain stimulated by three things; food, her current GF and the faux-validation through social media engagement.

It's hard having friends and having things to talk about when you're incompatible with most adults.
 
Insulin reid said:
Imagine justifying spending 3k a month on food as a necessary budget item because your really too fat and stupid to learn how to feed yourself things that taste good. Not even hulthy things but literally just food. Just going from 0 to 60 so fucking fast that buying groceries or even hiring a personal chef isnt a plausible answer its just straight to uber eats.
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Amber is always full of shit so I don’t know why everyone is picking this one thing as being an instance of her telling the truth.

Mollywhoppin said:
Her spending a ton of money on takeout/food doesn't really shock me... but $3000+ did. And that's just for ubereats, not even the groceries they get from the store.
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What’s shocking is that people here, of all places, actually believe her.

Lady Astrid Bitchypants said:
I understand that Amber is fat. Really, really disgustingly mega obese fatty fatty 2x4 fat. Probably soon to be bed bound again if she isn’t already, fat. And to get that really disgustingly mega obese fat she had to eat fuck ton of calories and to maintain it she has to keep eating a fuck ton of calories. But how in the good goddamn does she eat $3,000.00 of takeout food a month? I’m assuming that is just her takeout bill and she makes the “love of her life” fend for herself? If so, how? What the fuck does she eat, how many times a day and in what quantity? Is it all Ubereats? If so there must be a constant flow of delivery people to that apartment. To top it off, my guess is if ‘ol Liarlynn admits to $3,000/mo, it’s probably near double that. For takeout. For one beached landwhale.
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She doesn’t.
 
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Hentai-4-Senpai said:
$5 worth of packaged ramen in a pot (roughly $0.20 per package and 500kCal). I am looking forward to even more sodium intake for her on that route though (Spam has 4620mg per can),
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When is the last time you've bought food? Ramen hasnt been under 25 cents since the Trump administration. Its currently 40 cents a pack for Top Ramen if you buy the six pack and slightly more if you buy the individual lose packs. $5 of ramen might not be enough for the queen of boring in the Biden era.
 
mythical mother said:
Amber is always full of shit so I don’t know why everyone is picking this one thing as being a instance of her telling the truth.



What’s shocking is that people here, of all places actually believe her.



She doesn’t.
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Right? I read that as "I have sooooooo much money you guize that I can spend, like $3000 on take out, every month! I don't know how I get time to shove it all in my face, considering Jade and I are having sexy-sex 10 times a day and I have SO MUCH MONEY that I'm totally not hurting for engagement and attention!"

Amber is a fat cunt who lies.
 
Lady Astrid Bitchypants said:
I understand that Amber is fat. Really, really disgustingly mega obese fatty fatty 2x4 fat. Probably soon to be bed bound again if she isn’t already, fat. And to get that really disgustingly mega obese fat she had to eat fuck ton of calories and to maintain it she has to keep eating a fuck ton of calories. But how in the good goddamn does she eat $3,000.00 of takeout food a month? I’m assuming that is just her takeout bill and she makes the “love of her life” fend for herself? If so, how? What the fuck does she eat, how many times a day and in what quantity? Is it all Ubereats? If so there must be a constant flow of delivery people to that apartment. To top it off, my guess is if ‘ol Liarlynn admits to $3,000/mo, it’s probably near double that. For takeout. For one beached landwhale.
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I think it's also worth noting that ubereats is ungodly expensive for the smallest orders. It was only a few months back where ALR paid some 20 dollars or something just to get a large diet coke shipped to her fortress of fat. Ubereats/Postmates/Whatever lazy service tacks on a million charges on top of the food cost to jack up the price to the moon.
 
dacwcman68 said:
I think it's also worth noting that ubereats is ungodly expensive for the smallest orders. It was only a few months back where ALR paid some 20 dollars or something just to get a large diet coke shipped to her fortress of fat. Ubereats/Postmates/Whatever lazy service tacks on a million charges on top of the food cost to jack up the price to the moon.
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I saw that and I'm calling BS... I'm thinking they forgot her diet coke she called and complained and they sent out another order JUST for the drink.

But DoorDash and Ubereats are crazy expensive. First the menu items have a higher price then in-restaraunt, then the delivery fee, service fee, tip, and if theres local taxes on the delivery and fast food. fuuuck.
 
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