🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I wonder if when Jade first got there she had Amber sign something.
Maybe the conversation went like, "I'll be your dietician/trainer but you have to do what I say" and it sounded good to Amber so she signed a contract thinking it only meant relating to food and workouts but in reality it meant in all things.
OR it really did only mean in relation to food/exercise but Jade lied to Stupidlynn and told her it meant she has to obey at all times.
Remember, #Amberlynn really thought that a dried up porn actress could force her to stop using her own name.

Jade has something on Amber somehow. Maybe she throws a Callie and accuses racism if Amber goes against her.
 
I hope Jade isn't abusive/controlling, not because I give a fuck about Amber, but because the Ham will be absolutely insufferable in her smug victimhood.
 
I have a hard time believing Jade is some mastermind BDSM dom slowly taking over Amber's life. She's a fat dyke from NY who has an exceptional obsession with our gorl. That's it.

We're watching a couple of dumb cunts embarrass themselves on the internet for food and rent money, it really isn't that complicated.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
She said "no takeout". She did not say "not eating fast food". In reality, why are we surprised that she quit after 1 day?
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No, no surprised faces around here. Personally, I want to know just how short it was, relative to all the other fails. Was it under the weight loss surgeon's "He didn't mention any fruits or vegetables!" 12 hours? I'm thinking it must have been way shorter, because it's daylight, and you just know they got to the next mill, asked each other what's for dinner, and then ordered sushi, etc., via Uber/DoorDash. A couple of hours, maybe.
 
Constellationzero said:
30 day "no takeout" Challenge =

FASS FUD from Kroger!!
Frozen

* P.F. Chang's
* WAOW BAO
* Boston Market
* Uno
* Home Run Inn
* TGI Fridays

And so on. See? She didn't use Doordash! She didn't send Mammy out to McDick's! GAHHD!
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Amber's a dimwitted YouTube Fat. She wastes money on takeout and doesn't realize those fast food chains don't make most their food fresh onsite. They freeze their shit and reheat it, then sell it to unwitting customers. It's take out all the same and she could have lidurally saved thousands getting garbage from the store.

Bookish said:
I think the whole bdsm thing was a ruse to get Amber to be compliant, in a way that made her think she was super sexual and kinky, but she just got her to do what she wanted. Just like she pretended to want Amber to become more healthy, but to Amber's joy, I'm sure, she turns out to be a feeder.
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Amber's idea of BDSM is having Wipey cuck her with a plate of orange chicken. Her orgasm denial would be not allowing her eat for 45 minutes.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I think the whole "Daddy" /killmyselfvomit/ is just Amber creating a rouse to compete with Chantel's sexual arc. Does it mean Jade is controlling? Absolutely.

Like Amber does with all gorlfriends, her personality changes but this time it's very different. She is clearly being controlled in what she can and cannot say. Jade gives crazy bitch vibes and has weird fetish vibes. She looks like she is trying to act normal in all her pictures bar the recent. She is using filers to hide that squat nose and has piled on the pounds.

Amber has not lost weight and is bedbound in my theory because we have not seen her outside for ages. I am quite sure we have not seen her outside the complex since October 11th, almost 6 months.
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They were at the vet and pet store, recently**, and also went to HomeGoods and TJMaxx looking for an office chair. If only there were specialized stores where one could look for office supplies, including furniture situation type deals. Oh well, guess we'll have to wait for someone to invent them one day.

They also bought a shitload of Trader Joe's groceries recently.**

**As recently as can be told if we're going by Hamber's uploads. We know she likes to fuck with the timeline.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
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Kinda convenient that she SPECIFICALLY said in the last video that she considers bubble tea as take-out food. Gorl knows how to stir up some drama.

It doesn't translate to her channel getting more viewers, though.

I can't think of a video idea she can do to make people come back. I feel like we've already seen the full range of video ideas with Wifey's restrictions. Fast food mukbangs don't even shock people as they used to. Maybe something bigger than a whole rotisserie chicken?

Also, more lahs.
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sophiexeon said:
Kinda convenient that she SPECIFICALLY said in the last video that she considers bubble tea as take-out food. Gorl knows how to stir up some drama.

It doesn't translate to her channel getting more viewers, though.

I can't think of a video idea she can do to make people come back. I feel like we've already seen the full range of video ideas with Wifey's restrictions. Fast food mukbangs don't even shock people as they used to. Maybe something bigger than a whole rotisserie chicken?

Also, more lahs.
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She could eat Chantal’s Fupa. That’s bigger than a rotisserie chicken and let’s face it, that’s the level of crazy she needs to go to get those viewers back.
 
Talking of control, or lack thereof, Albert admits she's a Billy-no-mates (and you can almost smell the seethe through the screen);

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Following on, big Al seems to realise she is absolutely screwed channel wise

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I sense some passive aggressiveness in both these posts, but big gorl is completely miserable

So much for Jade Alex Wifey the hired help being 'the love of my life' 'the girl I will marry' 'so supportive with my goals'

Sounds like she's living in a Hell of her own making, and it's partly because she's too damn lazy to try anything else

Is reality finally hitting home that you can only troll and insult your viewers, and tell them 'if you don't like my content, don't watch' for so long before they do just that?

All I can say to her is (apologies I don't have the obligatory glittery text)

GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE, LOL
 
Show your legs, fat.
Go outside, touch grass lose weight
anything but the borefest your shit is now
 
So much for Jade Alex Wifey the hired help being 'the love of my life' 'the girl I will marry' 'so supportive with my goals'
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That’s what happens when you jump on the first person who approaches you 5 minutes after a break up.

Amber was so keen on not being alone she convinced herself she’s head over heels in love. She’s spent months trying to convince everyone else with her TMI sex stories no one asked for.

Most people in relationships would never speak the way Amber does to complete strangers. Ask Amber what her favourite season is and she’ll tell you a sex story abt Jade.

It’s weird.

These two idiots were saying they loved each other and wanted to marry a week after they first exchanged messages.

In my opinion Amber must respect Jade’s wishes because she’s all she’s got. Not having anyone in her vlogs is one thing but being utterly alone is terrifying for Amber.

Jade has a job, she has family she can leave any time she wants and Amber isn’t that stupid to risk losing her and being left by herself.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I do not understand why she is doing this challenge or any challenges for that matter, and why 30 days? She seems to have those 7 days or 14 days diets when in reality she needs to lose at least 300 pounds which will take years.
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Because it's a replacement for interesting content, not an actual attempt at weight loss.
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That's nice, Amber. Enjoy your declining views.
 
Queequeg said:
3.9GPA if she was homeschooled by a retard.

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Amber was sent to an alternative school where she did graduate but her aunt said it wasn't in some ceremony or anything. They just mailed her a "you did it" sticker and called it a diploma. New followers won't ever remember what's widely available on the internet, I guess.
There's even an old ass Myspace pic where she took someone's cap and took 100 pics to claim she had a ceremony.

Edit: I miss Aunt Tammy exposing her.
 
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