🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Jade is a fucking idiot that needs to leave already. You somehow made Amber MORE boring and only made yourself fucking FAT in the process

Good job retard
 
The amount of movement her mouth makes while eating is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know if it’s the downward frown or the pudgey tongue she flops all over her teeth and lips but it’s revolting. She does this upward tongue motion in front of her teeth while talking it’s horrid.

Edit: I think the worst part is her head and face look identical to a babies
 
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Since we know Amber’s predilection for mass filming and random release, we may not see a reaction to Wifeygate for at least 2-3 weeks. Any earlier than that means that Amber had to get off her arse and film. Of course, she could post stuff on IG, but, again, work.
 
If nothing surfaces in the next few weeks either
a) Wifey came down hard and said to Amber you talk about it or I leave.
b) Amber did fabricate all this in an attempt to drive views without addressing it but she is that dumb. She thinks people will tune in because the mythical ugly black lady is spotted.

I still think she has the most boring Mukbangs on Youtube, they are nothing but 13 minutes of dead air and make me incredibly uncomfortable. A reminder this is what Amber qualifies as good content, at least Chantal understands the concept of scenery change.
 
Hammy really dropped the porkchop with this one, a KFC mukbang would have been the perfect reveal to introduce Wipey and especially after the leak! Just throw in some grape drank and watermelon along with that fried chicken and BOOM! She'd have had megaviews!
 
Hello, gorls! I mean I knew people hated mukbangs but the fast-food ones? WOW!

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SPAM HASHBROWNS MUKBANG!!!!! eating disorder recovery.jpg

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She says she eats takeout 2 or 3 times a day, on top of the two grocery trips she took in the last week or so and makes no mention of her outpatient program in this video. If it’s real, she’s already quit, and we’re about to see some massive gaining soon, and she’ll keep telling herself “I know what works for me” even while eating her way back up to 600lbs.
 
The Hambeast has terrible timing thanks to the wipey photos leak.

In a way she should have introduced her early on, even if wipey didn't won't to be on camera hammy could say that this could be the best video ever on her channel and raked in some decent views. Instead I think she was trying to build up hype and keep everyone guessing but now with the photos well all that went out the window.

Even if she did a reveal now would just be a wimpy and not a bang.
 
If nothing surfaces in the next few weeks either
a) Wifey came down hard and said to Amber you talk about it or I leave.
i'm willing to bet money that this is what happened. amber's newest video comes across as her feigning a lot of emotion, and while i think this is in part due to her smugness and self-righteousness, i wonder if it might be even more overcompensation coming from her end to mask the fear and anger she has over wifey threatening her livelihood by never wanting to come on camera and engage.
 
give me a tin foil hat but i'm starting to believe the rumors that she leaked the pic herself for attention and video traffic. it's also super annoying how hard she's trying to troll. she clearly thinks she's a mastermind posting these videos but it's embarrassingly transparent.

Nah. She'd be way too worried about her live-in caretaker/dog walker up and leaving. I mean really, what's she going to do if the "gf" tells her to go fuck herself and starts to walk out? Tackle her?

ETA i think amber's worst quality is her narcissistic belief that she's the smartest person ever and nobody can see right through her.

Us to Big Al:



Hammy really dropped the porkchop with this one, a KFC mukbang would have been the perfect reveal to introduce Wipey and especially after the leak! Just throw in some grape drank and watermelon along with that fried chicken and BOOM! She'd have had megaviews!

AND premiere her new totally-not-teenaged-level-feewings poem "Watermelon Kisses".

The stars were aligned, Fatty. As usual, you fucked it up.

Hello, gorls! I mean I knew people hated mukbangs but the fast-food ones? WOW!


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From bad.


To worse.


To train derailing and taking out a home for orphans before falling on a van of nuns. Great job, Hamber!

 
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Albert must be sweating more than usual right now because, considering we've just had the biggest controversy in the Amberverse for some time, that view count is truly appalling

Usually a happening of this magnitude would have viewers flocking back but it hasn't, and despite throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, nothing seems to be working

Love that for her! Couldn't happen to a more deserving POS
 
Albert must be sweating more than usual right now because, considering we've just had the biggest controversy in the Amberverse for some time, that view count is truly appalling
It might have been view worthy if Wipey's identity actually was a mystery, but as GrammarLynn herself once said "we been knew". Everyone has known for months that Wipey = Jade. Liderully ev-ry-boh-tee. Once again, Amber has spasmo'd herself out of any YT bux that a big reveal scandal might have brought by being absolutely fucking hopeless at keeping anything secret. The best our gorl can hope for now is some haydurs to comment on the inevitable "u guise are discusteen sociopaths" snapchat rant complete with butterfly filters.
 
The macabre truth is that the only thing that would consistently bring her back views would be the "bedbound saga" she is working towards. And the following "nurse wiping," "leaky leg," "bed sores" and "fold maggots" sagas.
 
I really do hate Amber-related conspiracy stuff, but since she hasn't bleated about the Jade leak and called everyone dispeckful piece of shit stalkers, I assume she had something to with it. Think back to that time someone caught her coming out of the vet's office and took a short video of her shoveling herself into the car. She addressed that shit immediately because it was so scarey, like whuuuut who does that??

She doesn't find the paparazzi photo of the love of her life to be terifyeeeng because she knew about it.
 
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Albert must be sweating more than usual right now because, considering we've just had the biggest controversy in the Amberverse for some time, that view count is truly appalling

Usually a happening of this magnitude would have viewers flocking back but it hasn't, and despite throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, nothing seems to be working

Love that for her! Couldn't happen to a more deserving POS
She doesn't sweat. She glistens 🌟

On another topic, she has done this no fast food for 30 days before. Beginning of one year, part of 100 days of trying. She made it 2 days and that is iffy, made a doctor appt she never kept, lied for 2 weeks (thanks Eric for always outing her), then dropped it like it was never part of her trying.

She openly admitted after a month that her and Becky deserved to eat out because they were doing Shooooooo Welllllll™️ with their eating this month when she later confessed to eating more than usual during the 30 days.
 
The other day, this channel was recommended to me on YouTube: Senti Reads. She did a few hilarious series reading and critiquing Amber's dumb Wattpad stories. I can't figure how to list them all, she has 9 parts to her Scottie series and a few to Hello Darling, then she does some rewrites of Hammy's garbage. It's a fun diversion if you're bored.
 
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