🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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When is this "today", I wonder? It's 8pm and she wakes up at 5pm so will it be posted before 12am or does her "today" follow her messed up schedule.

Regardless, I hope it will be fun. It's been a while.
 
So.many.questions on this new release. I'm expecting full-blown dispektful pieces of shit after the She-boon reveal. Bet ya all a True and Honest.

BUT... it will likely be another feeder fantasy of her sucking the skin off of something while bemoaning this is why she can't have nice things.

Speculate, gorls. Oddz is about fiddy-fiddy.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
While I agree with all you wrote, unfortunately for Amber, bariatric surgery is the only solution for her to lose enough weight to make a difference.
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Bariatric surgery may make a difference, but it will only be a short term barrier. She wouldn't go to psychotherapy, and without it, she would end up gaining back all the weight.

All of it is pointless. Amber won't lose weight unless Amber wants to lose weight, and she doesn't want to lose weight. She's constantly throwing things back at her audience "You guys wanted me .....". She doesn't care.
 
Bariatric surgery may help for a while, but whatever she loses she'll gain back. That's if she doesn't rip her stomach open the first day home. Doesn't homegorl have a fear of starveen or something? I feel like bariatric surgery would be a nightmare to her.

I think we should put Amber and Tammy Slaton on a deserted island with enough water to last them. One of them will end up eating the other one for sure though. My money is on Amber since she's more mobile. She'll probably be like "omg I'm so nervous" before she takes a bite.
 
Owlflaps said:
Her ass has untreated diabetes. She's as much Portuguese as much as I am white-- non-existent.
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I'm surprised she finally admitted the beetus has got her, although she did so in a retarded, oblique way.
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I don't doubt there a bunch of people who want to poke the cow. It's a real embarrassing take for a jobless, fat retard to tell others to get a life when all you do is aimlessly poke around on your phone all day... Like a jobless fat retard.
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It would take some real delusion to believe that a 600+ pound behemoth who barely leaves the house and who is solely interesting because of her weight will have anything of value to add to any conversation.


nooo said:
Bariatric surgery may help for a while, but whatever she loses she'll gain back. That's if she doesn't rip her stomach open the first day home. Doesn't homegorl have a fear of starveen or something? I feel like bariatric surgery would be a nightmare to her.
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SepsisLynn would be an interesting new arc.

nooo said:
I think we should put Amber and Tammy Slaton on a deserted island with enough water to last them. One of them will end up eating the other one for sure though. My money is on Amber since she's more mobile. She'll probably be like "omg I'm so nervous" before she takes a bite.
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"You guise need to riihlize that I was liiidurally starveeeen."
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
So.many.questions on this new release. I'm expecting full-blown dispektful pieces of shit after the She-boon reveal. Bet ya all a True and Honest.

BUT... it will likely be another feeder fantasy of her sucking the skin off of something while bemoaning this is why she can't have nice things.

Speculate, gorls. Oddz is about fiddy-fiddy.
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I'm guessing she won't address wipeygate and just upload a prerecorded video. She usually has a backlog bc lazy.

The longer she takes to address it, the more engagement and views she'll rack up from curious onlookers...negative engagement is better than no engagement amirite? lol.

However our narcissistic goddess :gunt: will want to control the narrative, and she likely won't be able to keep that big mouth shut for long.

I'm also 50/50, but I don't think she'll address wipey in the next upload. Maybe the one after that.
 
sophiexeon said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EoFcSZUDccE
New video alert.
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give me a tin foil hat but i'm starting to believe the rumors that she leaked the pic herself for attention and video traffic. it's also super annoying how hard she's trying to troll. she clearly thinks she's a mastermind posting these videos but it's embarrassingly transparent.

ETA i think amber's worst quality is her narcissistic belief that she's the smartest person ever and nobody can see right through her. she thinks so highly of her own intelligence that she thinks everyone who watches and follows her is a bumbling idiot. i'm sure that she's definitely smarter than the knuckle draggers and mouth breathers she associates with - which, really, i think that's exactly why she associates with them - but in a more general sense, she's extremely stupid. when she talks down and condescends, i think that's what makes it so much more irritating. she thinks she's so witty and smart and through her unwarranted level of self-confidence reveals just how stupid she actually is.

this video is a great example. she knows that the wifey pics have leaked and refuses to say anything, teased a video responding to it, and decided to upload a video where she gleefully stuffs her face with 2000 calories of pure fat and garbage and talks constantly about her new weight loss plans and ideas for tracking her eating, etc. again, she thinks she's being so clever, but behavior like this is exactly why her channel is dying. she can never, ever do anything interesting with her content, even though she has full creative control over her channel. she could have reacted to the news, gotten upset, done a live Q&A, and made at least 3k from adsense alone. but, no, she's so prideful, she's so obsessed with having the upper hand and trolling her way through a situation that she herself likely created rather than milking it for all the money she can. she's going to be living in a van by the river by the end of this year at this rate. maybe then something interesting will happen.
 
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I've watched Amber for a very long time.
I am very aware she can say nothing in a 20+ minute video.
But oh boy did she say absolutely Nothing.
The gist of that video was "im gonna do a 30 day challenge of no ordering out"
That's it.
And somehow in uh 13 minutes that was the entire video. "let me tell you this 10 second clip of information and then be quirky in how I eat potpie while also eating over 1,000 calories"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????I just I don't know anymore.
 
nooo said:
Bariatric surgery may help for a while, but whatever she loses she'll gain back. That's if she doesn't rip her stomach open the first day home. Doesn't homegorl have a fear of starveen or something? I feel like bariatric surgery would be a nightmare to her.
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Yup, reminds me of the time she legit packed snacks for her driver's ed class. And by driver's ed class, I mean circling a random parking lot a couple of times.
 
30 day challenge to not order fast food....
A) She'll change her definition of "fast food"
B) This will last less than 2 days
C) Her psychologist will tell her to eat what she wants
D) Will use the Wifey photos as an excuse to binge
E) All the above
 
She said meat creeps her out but the chicken in kfc's pot pie doesn't. First of all, that's a lah. Second, how can meat creep you out but not Destiny?
 
McD's turned into a mini shrimpgate, I see.

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Four days and still hasn't cracked 70K views? For a mook-bong video, that's pathetic, Big Ham. You'll probably reach 8K dislikes before you make it to 70K views. But I am here for you continuing to run your best asset in a vertical dive headfirst into the ground. Keep it up! No one deserves it more.
 
Toddlerlynn was out in force today, I wonder if she is going through a "fuck you mommy" phase with Jade
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nae 859 said:
30 day challenge to not order fast food....
A) She'll change her definition of "fast food"
B) This will last less than 2 days
C) Her psychologist will tell her to eat what she wants
D) Will use the Wifey photos as an excuse to binge
E) All the above
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Don't forget she can have her girlfriend go pick it up for her and bring it to her and then it's not "ordering fast food" because they went physically to go get it. Like it really feels like she's going to manipulate the challenge so she can still order food out.
 
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