🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sophiexeon]

https://tellonym.me/amberlynn.reid

Her answers are ridiculous already.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I think as soon as Amber's views hit the 30k mark each Jade will fuck off. This was a grift to get out of the upstate New York economy and nothing more. That's the thing about Amber no one actually likes Amber but her money and that's drying up.

 

[Constellationzero]

I think as soon as Amber's views hit the 30k mark each Jade will fuck off. This was a grift to get out of the upstate New York economy and nothing more. That's the thing about Amber no one actually likes Amber but her money and that's drying up.

One could really see that when she had so many tertiary and one-off side characters who not only never showed up again, they always looked either visibly uncomfortable, or visibly annoyed.
Which makes me wonder... Did Eric, Ricky, or even NoNeck ever say anything to her? Like, ask her to put the phone down and leave it off during a meal? Even phone addicted retards like those three managed to have instances where they were able to put the phone down for 20 minutes.

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

A simple no would have been fine.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Well gorls, for the first time ever Amber may have inadvertently told the truth;



Bish still out here trying to convince us she got not one but TWO house niggers with braids who both love Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (and have the same slippers)



As for this one; just fucking LOL

 

[FatalTater]

Amber says she has a big heart because she couldn't spell enlarged.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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Well it only makes sense that Amber would want her future spouse to sign a pre-nup. After all, she wouldn't want to risk a costly divorce where she might lose her car, or the property she owns, or any of the wise investments she's made to ensure her thousands and thousands and THOUSANDS and thousands of YT bucks haven't gone to waste on, for example, Wommart and Toreed hauls.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Amber says she has a big heart because she couldn't spell enlarged.

She shudda just copied it from her medical records. The fat fuck is bound to have an enlarged heart.
In other news... Fatty is now charging $46 per SCameo. She REALLY needs those shekels, guize

 

[Xenomorph]

you're a fat fuck who eats her bloo bloo boo hoos you dont have BED, you are the size of a california king though

 

[Thumb Butler]

She shudda just copied it from her medical records. The fat fuck is bound to have an enlarged heart.
In other news... Fatty is now charging $46 per SCameo. She REALLY needs those shekels, guize

Someone needs another pair of $200 "Dr Dre" headphones.

 

[sophiexeon]

Definitely not a self-post.

 

[dollastoho]

Archive of tellonym.me/amberlynn.reid

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

Narc personality pays and binging for life~ thanks AL

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wow, digging this theme. Was always too lazy to try to get out of the dark theme, which is hard on my eyeballs.

I'm waiting for her to pull a "mAh body don't burn no calories" like that one 600 pound life person did (James?) And then died from it.

She said in a video from the Krystle era that she has a "medical condition" that prevents her from losing weight like normal people. She never expanded on that or mentioned it ever again, nor did she answer my question to her about the strange, mysterious, quirky malady she has. I imagine it's something stupid, like her: gallstones, perhaps. Which do not prevent you from losing weight, Fatty.

I might be behind, or out of the loop, but why does her new girlfriend not show her face on camera?

Would you consent to show your face on video, knowing that people know what you have to do in that apartment?

clearly people aren't buying her Cameo and that's good, squeal piggy squeal.

I just realized she almost went 3 whole mukbang videos without staring into the camera like a narcissistic cunt in the thumbnail.View attachment 3130095

Alllmost. Then she had to do the side eye thing to check herself out. maybe the "fg" was holding a meer in front of her for the other two.

I’m just checking that the general consensus here is that she doesn’t have BED? and is a lazy manipulative woman who can’t stop eating fast food and likes to eat a copious about of junk snacks while watching tv at night?

No way she has BED. I have my doubts about this outpatient crap, too. She sounds like she used to sound about some health thing she had going on and regurgitated whatever she "researched" at Google U and Mayo, with WebMD as a standby. She's a narcissistic, gluttonous twat.

 

[bebopsingh]

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Narc personality pays and binging for life~ thanks AL

What fucking personality you stupid cow?

Pewdiepie has personality, Chris Chan had personality, hell even both Nickacado and Spoony have more personality than you do.

 

[Darleeen]

McBang, should have titled it Rummaging Fries.

 

[Mr. Bubba]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cXg6The1zBA
McBang, should have titled it Rummaging Fries.

Only eating the skins off of the nuggies is peak Amberlynn mookbong performance.

 

[Strong Tomato]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cXg6The1zBA
McBang, should have titled it Rummaging Fries.

A large McDonalds mookbong. Just what the doctor ordered. Good job on your recovery, Amber

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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About a week on the pizza mook-bong, and fewer than 60K views? You need to start eating things that are on the edge of our regular food choices here in the US, Fatty. Try some eel or geoduck or surstromming.

She does not get that mukbangs are not on trend anymore.

Well, if it's something physical that comes up, or something that requires a modicum of intelligence, she's SOL on trends.

No more Eric and Rickie, no more Dana and Destiny, no more Becky, and just an anonymous woman living with Amber.

And a terrible time for all of us.

Then again, this was around the time she was bringing us riveting content such as her ASMR videos lmao
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Ugh. But my imagination took over and I envisioned her doing a proper AMSR video, and it was just her saying "This is shtoo good", and "MM hmm, mm hmm" over and over while she eats whatever the shitty food du jour is.

Well gorls, for the first time ever Amber may have inadvertently told the truth;

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Bish still out here trying to convince us she got not one but TWO house niggers with braids who both love Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (and have the same slippers)

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LiarLynn at it again. Give it up, you mendacious cunt.

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Narc personality pays and binging for life~ thanks AL

I always think it's hilarious that she acts so fucking smug on YT, but in other social media, he true colors come out for the world to see. Keep it up, you monstrous, lumpy waddling pile of shit. I'm sure acting like that will never, ever make the rounds and dry up your cameo career.

 

[dingobaby]

This is absolutely haram-think, but Ambur has alluded multiple times that this is a Dom/sub relationship. My brain has been through horrors imagining the games they play. Of the tamer, I imagine Ambur pleasing Jade and being rewarded with 20 piece nuggies plus kids meal toy, and when she receives said Disney plastics she walrus claps "I did that!" when thinking of her ebony goddesses vag from the morning