I'm sure FBI Frank is capturing packets (from YT's servers) live.
Back we go to Trader Joes. Or maybe just part two of their original trip. Who can say?It isn't like Hamber bothers to give dates on anything except her always-doomed-to-fail 100 days of anything.
Great thumbnail, Big Al. YT must hate your guts if that's what they pick for you. BTW: striking reaction channels again? You really are a cunt.
"Someone commented that I keep buying food. Isn't that kinda what I should be doing, buying food from the grocery store instead of getting takeout?"
YES. Yes, it fucking is. But you do not do this, dipshit, or did we all collectively hallucinate your noodles in the last video and your terrible attempt at storytime, with the fictitious FBI Frank? Unless you'd like to admit to being back to your old lazy tricks, uploading shit in random order to confuse the timeline for viewers again. This would not surprise me in the least because you are who you are, and who you are at your core is someone for whom no amount of therapy can help. You also despise your viewers.
You could totally have edited out pulling that receipt from your bra. That's just nasty. And you didn't make it to eight minutes anyway, so would have lost nothing.
We don't care about the tamales, bitch, you have uploaded videos showing you unpacking SIX FUCKING BAGS OF FOOD in the past week. You're not going to starve.
Let's see what's in the bags.
Chips, bread,
Inserts claim about not using scooters, which is about as real as "talking to the FBI". The only reason you wouldn't use a scooter somewhere is if a) they don't have them or b) they do, and they're all in use. Fuck off with this bullshit.
chips (TJ cheetos), ("my gf" count: 1), chips x2 (plantain chips), dog bones for Twinkie's stank breath, and the way this bitch looks at the bag and the size of the bones, it's clear she's seeing this for the first time. It's also hard to ride scooters if you don't go in the fucking store at all and just sit in the car while your "gf" shops. Moving on.
snacks (faux pork rinds, WTF bother) x2, of course, ("my gf" count: 2), snacks x3 (onion rings), various gums and mints, as if we've ever seen Hamber chewing gum, short storytime!
"We have been gettting pizza lately, and you know what, I don't wanna order it, so I got some." ONE, dumbass. You bought ONE. Naturally, it's fucking pesto, which seems to be her current thing.
Pizza, has to read the box, doesn't know what Naples means, "chicken" nuggets made from plants, why?, "collie"-flower gnocchi, prepared packages of raviolis x2, thai vegetable "guy-zas", that's GYO-zas you fucking ignorant hick. With as much time as you spend in Yamato, you couldn't even pick that up by osmosis?
Prepared hash browns, prepared panko breaded tilapia.
Goes into a stupid comment about how TJs packs their groceries, asks us if we've noticed, like, they're "pleaseen". What, no aesthetically for poor TJs? Maybe if you lived in the actual world, you would know that there is a fucking art to properly packaging groceries.
She pulls another receipt out, this time from the third TJ bag. Interesting.
Maple chicken sausage, ("my gf" count: 3), sliced apples because she is of course too fucking lazy to slice apples herself, watermelon, ditto, mixed fruit, ditto, brie, which she will hate, ("my gf" count: 4), red lentil pasta, which she claims ("my gf" count: 5) cooks up and they call it "daddy's pasta" because of course she's still trying to make everyone believe they have sex, container of pestox2, because forget about making it at home, given that you don't do anything, yet are so busy, prepared spring rolls, jarred spaghetti sauce, two more things of chicken sausage.
So WTF are you ordering takeout, Big Ham? You don't even have to "cook" your food. Most of it's cooked already. You warm it up and assemble, there's no cooking involved in this shitty diet.
TL/DW;DR: The video is six minutes and 52 seconds, and she said "my gf" five times. That's one every 82 seconds/1 minute and 22 seconds. Just about everything in this was snacks, and with only a couple of exceptions, was all prepared food. I bet she also wonders why she isn't losing weight and why the "gf" is getting fat just like all her previous gfs.
