🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ADHD said:
The haul:
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You can see here why applying to be a DRS home care assistant is such an attractive grift here in 'Murica. You ain't unemployed, so they can't SAY ANYTHING BAD. You get lots of free fass fud and free Whole Paycheck and Trader Joe's. Probably can even skim some off top to send to friends and family (what's Fat Albert gonna do, stare dumbly and go WHUUUT?). Gots free cable TEE VEE, free interbutts, free amenities at The Henry... who could ask for anything more?

All you gotta do is smell this bitch all day, wipe/hose it down, and pretend to agree that you have sex with it! Easy Peasy, thanxx, taxpayers!
 
For those who've never been to Trader Joe's, the aisles are notoriously narrow. They're the size of two shopping carts side by side. If someone stops to look at the shelves, and someone is coming the other direction, it's gridlock. There is no getting around the person standing still. There is NO WAY PlanetLynn is walking down those aisles. She would literally take up the entire space. She's loafing in the car while her nigger fetches the vittles.
 
dollastoho said:
🚨BREAKING NEWS!! Sara aka YDHB has confessed to impersonating an FBI agent to catfish Amber🚨View attachment 3101518
Just kidding... She reacted to AL's storytime from her morally superior eDucAtEd ImMigRanT soapbox, and I stole the pic from her video thumbnail. Yes the mustache is fake lashes. 😂

* I couldn't even type that with a straight face.
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Saw that in my feed and had to avert my eyes from all of the cringe. And you brought it here. How dare you.
 
Trader Joe's sells very cheap/low quality food dressed up in very nice/minimalist-style "Trader Joe's" packaging (a lot of their foods- especially frozen- are ridiculously oily and packed full of calories). They also sell a fuckton of sugar-laden treats throughout the entire store (like you can't even walk twenty feet without seeing some sort of dessert). There's no way Amber didn't buy peanut butter and chocolate covered 'Joe Joes', S'mores bites, chocolate caramels, apple sugar donuts, etc. etc. That is 100% not the actual haul of a 600lb woman who can easily look up every single Trader Joe's item on their website and have her caretaker ("with benefits") fetch them for her.

(I actually really like TJ and think it's worth it to check it out if you're able/want to ❤️)

Edit: no way, she's really pretending she actually went there? Ha!
 
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Yeah, I was gonna say...when I go to TJ's, I have a very specific list in mind so I can get in and out fast. It is always packed and you definitely feel that pressure to keep it moving. Which is also why it's funny hearing her brag about not using a scooter. I don't even think my TJ's HAS scooters. I've definitely never seen anyone using one. Again, because it's cramped as hell in there and the only people I can imagine taking up that much space are people for whom there is no choice and come equipped with their own mobility device.
 
Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
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At the start of the video she nastily takes out a receipt from her bra and comments on it so daintily. At 5:00 she YEETS something papery out of the bag, and then quickly cuts to continue the haul. Sure looked like a receipt.

And honestly, I couldn't give less of a shit, oOoOo wHaT a TrOlL.

Still fat, still BORING.

I just watch out of habit, the entertainment factor has been long gone.
 
These 2 woman plowed through 5 bags of Trader Joe’s,plus takeout and pizza in under a week.

I know she’s had it forever but that mass on her side looks bigger than ever it sticks so far out

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some cunt said:
It's weird, for me it's less the tongue (annoying though it is) and more the dead-eyed look when she's gazefucking herself in the camera? I've seen sharks eating with more soul and emotion in their beadly little black peepers so it's always eerie as fuck seeing her face when she's doubling down a trough of slop. Fat eating machine running on less neurons than the world's oldest oceanic predators.
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I've compared her to great white sharks before, but having looked at the stills @mekalekahi just posted, JFC. Great whites, swim aside, Big Ham has motored rigt past you to hang with the blue whales.

dollastoho said:
🚨BREAKING NEWS!! Sara aka YDHB has confessed to impersonating an FBI agent to catfish Amber🚨View attachment 3101518
Just kidding... She reacted to AL's storytime from her morally superior eDucAtEd ImMigRanT soapbox, and I stole the pic from her video thumbnail. Yes the mustache is fake lashes. 😂

* I couldn't even type that with a straight face.
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I think this is funny, although I'm not going to listen to her prattle on about HamberLynn Feedee.

mekalekahi said:
These 2 woman plowed through 5 bags of Trader Joe’s,plus takeout and pizza in under a week.

I know she’s had it forever but that mass on her side looks bigger than ever it sticks so far out

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God damn, she is absolutely massive. Good lord, it's amazing how these lardasses can fill the entire frame of a camera if they're too dangerously close to it or it's too sickeningly zoomed in. It reminds me of this.

 
I find it ridiculous that they're buying multiples of things they haven't even tried yet. Also, peep the three jars of honey-roasted peanuts. That's a fuck-ton of peanuts.
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Are we betting that this is partof the haul from the other day - she just changed shirts either for this one or the other one, to split one haul into two vids? Or are we thinking now that she has a high class "gf", instead of going to Wommart every day and touching everything, they're just going to go to TJs every day and touch things there instead?
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Are we betting that this is partof the haul from the other day - she just changed shirts either for this one or the other one, to split one haul into two vids? Or are we thinking now that she has a high class "gf", instead of going to Wommart every day and touching everything, they're just going to go to TJs every day and touch things there instead?
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I am on board with your theory because in this haul there are the dumplings of the mukbang and she explains the calories as we weren't already aware from the moooookbang
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl makes a lot of sense. We've speculated her to have binged hardcore like that time she pigged out in Lexington (the first time when they were still living at the gaycare) and then later on with the banana detectiveness mystery hanging in the background. Wouldn't put it past fatty to split one haul into two videos and yes, she would absolutely devour a huge family-sized week's budget in mere days. This bitch ain't losin' weight, gorls.
 
I agree that the right sided lump of fat is bigger than ever before. It never stops to amaze us how grotesque her body is and how fat just appears & grows in different pockets. It’s as if the skin is melting in globules. It gets more and more horrific with each new photo of our beast.
You couldn’t pay me enough to suck any part of her body, no sir! 🤮
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Are we betting that this is partof the haul from the other day - she just changed shirts either for this one or the other one, to split one haul into two vids? Or are we thinking now that she has a high class "gf", instead of going to Wommart every day and touching everything, they're just going to go to TJs every day and touch things there instead?
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Very likely. She videotaped the haul back to back. She also shows us the potstickers that she ate 2 days ago.

She has a lot of food but not many products to make meals. I still think that most meals are takeaways. I do not buy for a second that she does not use a mobility scooter anymore. She was using one while at Kroeger's two or three weeks ago (picture of Eric taken at a lower angle). While she can claim that she can walk for half an hour, she never showed us. She was using them when she was 100 pounds lighter. She is trying everything to tell us that her weight does not affect her in any way.
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
I agree that the right sided lump of fat is bigger than ever before. It never stops to amaze us how grotesque her body is and how fat just appears & grows in different pockets. It’s as if the skin is melting in globules. It gets more and more horrific with each new photo of our beast.
You couldn’t pay me enough to suck any part of her body, no sir! 🤮
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I’d rather sew my head to a fucking carpet than Hoover on Hambeastlynns neck. The newest resident care taker is having to put in work sucking on fatties rolls.
I wonder if Wipey has to use a fucking pulley system to move all those chins aside to get the job done.
 
Looks like our fave boring deathfat has been striking smaller channels.
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Oh yes Amber because striking Apathetic was a great idea. Striking and claiming channels is the gayest thing you can do, look at MundaneMatt.
 
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