🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[8008135]

Looking at her social blade, I'm starting to think she's buying subs. Unless the periodic "+1,000 subscribers" is just an estimation as a result of youtube fucking their public analytics or whatever some time ago. But her views are trending down. Shit's not adding up regardless. Just another desperate pig trying to remain relevant.

Socialblade has been reporting subscriber numbers in batches like that since last year. They don't do real time counts anymore.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Yep. I think I said before how utterly amazeeen it is that she finds all these doctors and professionals that tell her to do things she wanted to do. I know she's a narc and all, but she's exceptionally unaware of just how fucking stupid the entire rest of the world would have to be to believe the bullshit she's bringing.

I also find it amazeeen how anyone in authority not only always gives her a free pass, but falls over themselves to compliment our dainty princess. Currently it's her new best friend, her FBI contact. A few days ago it was the veterinarian. We've also had animal control and various assorted medical and law enforcement officers all compliment Her Royal Fatness.

Nobody is threatening this cunt, no-one cares enough about her to make a genuine threat.
This is just another facet of her narcissism. She's so special that even the mean comments she gets are taken seriously! She's so blissfully unaware of how severely uneducated she is. Fatty thinks she is the smartest person in every fucking room yet has never succeeded in telling a believable lie.

The last time Fatty was threatened was when she had to drink semi-skimmed melk instead of full fat. Where was Frank when she needed him the most???
Reminds me of her 10 million lezbeans on a ship fiction. A ship that had a separate emergency room for every ailment. She really has been protected and taken care of her entire life. She lidurally has no idea of real life, or how it works.

All the pretend names she comes up with are always based on people in her circle. I'm surprised the FBI agent wasn't called Eric or Ricky. She just took Francis and made it male.

Like when she started saying Jade was called Alex, definitely just taken from Alex is Shook.

Limited intelligence, imagination, education and now mobility and life choices.

It's easy to see how this 600 pounds retard's mind works-
A month ago, she replied to someone on Snapchat that she might get the FBI to look into their comment, so she will have seen something about them, somewhere.
Foodie starts getting involved with police detectives, so Fatty, who has always got to outdo everyone, has the FBI contacting her. Well she is The Queen of moderation, just not imagination.
Now she has her own pet G-man named 'Frank', named after Jade FRANCIS, who is supposeably some internet security whatever (exaggerated, obviously). From what we've seen and read, Jade sounds a bit 'special' to me and not in a special agent situation type deal - as I said, Fatty has a very limited imagination and a desire for teenage special needs boys looking caretakers.
I know it's bullshit, but Fatty claimed to have a police contact (Libby's aunt or something), right along with he YT contact. Fatty certainly sits in exalted circles - well she sure as Hell ain't moveeen in them. She ain't moveeen anywhere apart from Lexington Municipal Cemetary and a pauper's funeral.
Don't ever dare say a bad word about Fatty now, or she'll contact Frank. Although with him complimenting her and saying he's watched her channel, he must have seen people telling her to die and some such, so why did the lazy bastard not do anything before now?
The 'FBI' couldn't find where Fatty lives? But turned up at Beggy's sister's home. Must be the benefits of living with a kiddie fucker, so that was lucky. But they found the name and address of the threat-maker? Then told all that to Fatty?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Someone needs to tell FBI Frank to come to the Farms. Apparently their training program is slacking if he couldn't find Amber's address

 

[4Macie]

The 'FBI' couldn't find where Fatty lives? But turned up at Beggy's sister's home. Must be the benefits of living with a kiddie fucker, so that was lucky. But they found the name and address of the threat-maker? Then told all that to Fatty?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS

This is what gets me. Couldn’t find FattyLynn but could find the death threat guy? Couldn’t find Hammy but could find her ex’s sister? And to top it off, they went to her ex’s sister physically. To her house. But were a-ok with having amber call them and discuss all the over the phone?? Why not just call amber? Surely it would be easier to find her phone number than to get her attention this way.

And then not only told her the name of the person but also their address?

Nah. I could maybe have believed that they asked her “do you know a John smith?” And maybe they would add “from Kentucky” to see if she knew someone. Like maybe the death threats were from someone she knew. But exact address? No way.

My guess? Troll involvement. Someone claiming to be FBI decided to troll amber. Why they went to Becky’s sister’s house… not sure.

 

[pot of sneed]

My guess is that Hamberlynn is and has always been a lah, and is getting desperate for them views. She's flinging everything at the walls to see what'll stick and draw attention back again because even with Chantal gone, she is failing HARD if the video view montage posted earlier by 12345 is anything to go by. Pig is fucking lazy though so she'll do what she's always done - yammer on and on while stuffing her gob as lies come out between every mouthful.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's all lies, as others have said, trying to see what sticks.

She made the cardinal, SmugLynn mistake of thinking she'd always hold viewers interest, no matter how little she did. She's now finding out, the hard way, 'fame; is fleeting & attention fickle.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Fuck off Hambone. People rushing to her comment section to say YOU’RE LYING ABOUT THE FBI YOU BIG FAT LIAR is exactly what she wants. Piggy needs views and engagement.

 

[4Macie]

It's all lies, as others have said, trying to see what sticks.

She made the cardinal, SmugLynn mistake of thinking she'd always hold viewers interest, no matter how little she did. She's now finding out, the hard way, 'fame; is fleeting & attention fickle.

Not arguing that she’s not a liar. But why use something like “my ex’s sister” when we know that all it would take is for Becky’s sister to say “didn’t happen” ?

Unless she’s saying “my ex’s sister” so that she can say “ I wasn’t talking about Becky’s sister guys hurrrhurr. I have more than one ex”.

You know what… that’s probably exactly it. I don’t know why I thought it would be difficult for her to cover this lie.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Not arguing that she’s not a liar. But why use something like “my ex’s sister” when we know that all it would take is for Becky’s sister to say “didn’t happen” ?

Unless she’s saying “my ex’s sister” so that she can say “ I wasn’t talking about Becky’s sister guys hurrrhurr. I have more than one ex”.

You know what… that’s probably exactly it. I don’t know why I thought it would be difficult for her to cover this lie.

There ya go, you made it. She was intentionally vague because Becky and Destiny both have sisters. And if all else fails, we have mystery ex *cough*Jade*cough* that she broke up with before she met the current love of her life *cough*alsoJade*cough*

 

[Italian Ghost]

Amber is always filled with such wisdom. Her advice is so prodigious that even she can't follow through with it. Imagine how out of touch you have to be to think people will listen to your weight loss advice at 600 lbs.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber is always filled with such wisdom. Her advice is so prodigious that even she can't follow through with it. Imagine how out of touch you have to be to think people will listen to your weight loss advice at 600 lbs.

amberswisdom.mp4

She may aswell do video tutorials on how to rewire the electrics in a three bedroom Victorian townhouse, for what this advice is worth.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Wow another spectacular lie from big al, what a fucking surprise. Maybe she is just trying to give us a little Chantal mookbong/ story time situation type moment? Or,,,, maybe, she is just a pathological liar who wants to scare her ambabies (they are as low in iq as their queen so?)
At this point in the game she is desperately scrambling for any type of content that will draw interaction to her channel, be it good or bad. She knows any engagement brings her $$$ and her narcissistic skin is as thick as the elephant sized body that it covers so, bad comments wash over her (unlike the water that could help with her stench. If only?)
There was no FBI agent of course. Just a gigantuously narcissist who isn’t earning enough to keep her and Jade and jades boyfriend and probably jades parents in nyc. Jade has even abandoned motivating our gurl with her healthy lifestyle and has realised that mookbongs mean $$$.
So what do we agree on? Amber is fat. She’s a liar and she is almost irrelevant. Even this thread barely moves, which shows how boring this fat cow is. The amberverse was only worth watching when it had cast members.

 

[marjoram]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUGcyvNs6tY

Check her out. Pretty funny.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Saw this online. Apparently she put this on IG and deleted it. How many times has she tried to sell her old used stickers? Last time she wanted like $25 or $30 for a sheet of them because that is what she claimed she paid for them. I don't know any adults that would buy stickers, especially for more than $1 at the dollar store.

 

[Constellationzero]

Saw this online. Apparently she put this on IG and deleted it. How many times has she tried to sell her old used stickers? Last time she wanted like $25 or $30 for a sheet of them because that is what she claimed she paid for them. I don't know any adults that would buy stickers, especially for more than $1 at the dollar store.

What a dumbass. Certain adults (not boxed wine moms scrapbooking) DO buy and collect stickers.

* Vintage (as in 1970's-80's) Trend
* 1980's Lisa Frank
* 1970's-80's puffy stickers
* Same, but "Where's the Beef?"
* Lazer Blazers
* 1980's liquid puffy stickers
* Premiums from: Shoney's/cereal boxes/Ponderosa, and other popular restaurants and stores
* 1970's-80's Hallmark stickers

WITH a sticker album. C'mon, maaaaaaan!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

There are also anime and meme stickers made by Etsy sellers, but they are usually higher quality and more expensive than the sort that Amber hoarded. Even then a lot of sellers will include stickers for free in your orders because they’re so cheap and worthless to sell on their own

 

[Miltank]

you know she ordered those stickers off wish $3 for 80 stickers probably and now wants to profit off it

 

[Strong Tomato]

Saw this online. Apparently she put this on IG and deleted it. How many times has she tried to sell her old used stickers? Last time she wanted like $25 or $30 for a sheet of them because that is what she claimed she paid for them. I don't know any adults that would buy stickers, especially for more than $1 at the dollar store.

No one wants your used Amazon bulk stickers, Amber.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Even is she sold the stickers it’d just end up like the earring enterprise. The shipping would be outrageous and she’d shit the bed with the operation after a day of orders.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Wow, Amber really became boring if all we are discussing anymore are her stickers and her umpteenth mukbang