🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A pig eating potstickers is as oldschool as it gets. Hammy better up her game because everything she's been doing is shit, even her old tried-and-tested in mookbangs and being a raging cunt. Purse feeling a little light, Porky? Those disgusting thumbnails do make it though, I'll giver her (Or Wipey) that! 🐽
 
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A pig eating potstickers is as oldschool as it gets. Hammy better up her game because everything she's been doing is shit, even her old tried-and-tested in mookbangs and being a raging cunt. Purse feeling a little light, Porky? Those disgusting thumbnails do make it though, I'll giver her (Or Wipey) that! 🐽
Nobody cares about mukbangs anymore unless your neighbor is screaming while being lidurly stabbed to death and you ignore the sounds and keep eating.
 
Keeping up with the constant retconning and Amber not remembering her lies isn't even interesting anymore. She said in that ramen noodle, slaw, egg roll mukbang that she ate twice as many egg rolls (4 instead of 2), because she was shooting a mukbang and she feels people want to see more food and it's more interesting to watch. Now, she's saying she eats slower (false), only eats actual meals (false), and it makes her more conscientious of what she eats (also false). It's boring even taking the time to point this out. The almost mindnumbing reaction channel meta dramas have become more entertaining to watch than her content or the reaction channels reacting to it.

@5:50 Timestamped:
 
This is not new. We have seen this movie before where the so-called therapist or dietitian tells Amber that it is fine to gorge herself. She thinks that her alleged binge disorder is the only thing wrong with her, and therefore mukbangs are ok as long as they are not binges.


I think that she is going to the clinic but her interpretation of their guidance is that overeating is ok as long that is not a binge.


If, as it has been pointed out, she is struggling with money, she will quit this charade soon if she has not already done so. After 2 days, her pot sticker mukbangs has only 46k views and her views for the last 30 days are at 1.2M. She is not growing her channel.
Her potstickers she should have choked and died on.

End of story. But WAIT, there's more!

Glutonious Rex will indeed choke to death on sumpthin'.

Place your bets.
 
This is not new. We have seen this movie before where the so-called therapist or dietitian tells Amber that it is fine to gorge herself. She thinks that her alleged binge disorder is the only thing wrong with her, and therefore mukbangs are ok as long as they are not binges.

Yep. I think I said before how utterly amazeeen it is that she finds all these doctors and professionals that tell her to do things she wanted to do. I know she's a narc and all, but she's exceptionally unaware of just how fucking stupid the entire rest of the world would have to be to believe the bullshit she's bringing.

I think that she is going to the clinic but her interpretation of their guidance is that overeating is ok as long that is not a binge.

At this point in her life, I suppose it doesn't really matter one way or the other. She will quit this, just like everything else.

If, as it has been pointed out, she is struggling with money, she will quit this charade soon if she has not already done so. After 2 days, her pot sticker mukbangs has only 46k views and her views for the last 30 days are at 1.2M. She is not growing her channel.

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TWO days and still not up over 50K views. Boring mook-bongs are boring, Fatty. Do better. Nice ratio, though.

I hadn't actually watched the entire damn thing, so I did (through a reaction channel, don't get your knickers in a twist, you purity fuckers). Previously, I'd only listened to it while i did other things, and stopped it in this midst of her spinning the bullshit story about being okayed to do exactly what she, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman, decided the psychological aspect would be viz. her mook-bongs. This time, I watched her and listened through her godawful chewing and table manners. Two things:

!. She shoved an entire potsticker into that hole in her face at one point.The next, she took a more dainty 90% bite. You know, Big Spamber, when you're picking up the next one, and you haven't even finished swallowing the whole one you're sucking down, just go ahead and shove the next one in 100%, too. It's too late at that point to make things better. But I want to let you know that I felt oh so reassured that you eat more slowly when you're doing mook-bongs on camera - nothing says slowing down to appreciate your processed, prepackaged food like shoving an entire potsticker in your face.

2. At another point,she says she wished she had gotten a fork, instead of eating that shit with her fingers. GET UP AND GET A FORK YOU LAZY, USELESS, POS. And get a fucking napkin while you're at it, you fucking pig.

Unless, of course, you're doing this one for the feeders. Someone's paying for this shit. She'll just never admit it.

Regarding the fork issue - she's done this before, during the E&R Era when she was yammering in a video about how down or sick she was and she wound up eating Thai or Chinese in the bedroom, having made Becky go out and fetch it. Oh no! No fork in the bag! So she made Becky fetch her one. I guess the "gf" doesn't do Stepin' Fetchit.

Keeping up with the constant retconning and Amber not remembering her lies isn't even interesting anymore. She said in that ramen noodle, slaw, egg roll mukbang that she ate twice as many egg rolls (4 instead of 2), because she was shooting a mukbang and she feels people want to see more food and it's more interesting to watch. Now, she's saying she eats slower (false), only eats actual meals (false), and it makes her more conscientious of what she eats (also false). It's boring even taking the time to point this out. The almost mindnumbing reaction channel meta dramas have become more entertaining to watch than her content or the reaction channels reacting to it.

@5:50 Timestamped: https://youtube.com/watch?v=uUtKhNIOOpQ:347

Yep. Then it morphed into "This would be a meal I'm eating anyway!" as if she was going to eat a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands (didn't seem to mind food all over your hands then, Fatty) or a whole shrimp ring or an entire fucking veggie tray with ranch. Tell your lies, Fatty, tell your lies. We're used to them.
 
Yep. I think I said before how utterly amazeeen it is that she finds all these doctors and professionals that tell her to do things she wanted to do. I know she's a narc and all, but she's exceptionally unaware of just how fucking stupid the entire rest of the world would have to be to believe the bullshit she's bringing.



At this point in her life, I suppose it doesn't really matter one way or the other. She will quit this, just like everything else.



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TWO days and still not up over 50K views. Boring mook-bongs are boring, Fatty. Do better. Nice ratio, though.

I hadn't actually watched the entire damn thing, so I did (through a reaction channel, don't get your knickers in a twist, you purity fuckers). Previously, I'd only listened to it while i did other things, and stopped it in this midst of her spinning the bullshit story about being okayed to do exactly what she, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman, decided the psychological aspect would be viz. her mook-bongs. This time, I watched her and listened through her godawful chewing and table manners. Two things:

!. She shoved an entire potsticker into that hole in her face at one point.The next, she took a more dainty 90% bite. You know, Big Spamber, when you're picking up the next one, and you haven't even finished swallowing the whole one you're sucking down, just go ahead and shove the next one in 100%, too. It's too late at that point to make things better. But I want to let you know that I felt oh so reassured that you eat more slowly when you're doing mook-bongs on camera - nothing says slowing down to appreciate your processed, prepackaged food like shoving an entire potsticker in your face.

2. At another point,she says she wished she had gotten a fork, instead of eating that shit with her fingers. GET UP AND GET A FORK YOU LAZY, USELESS, POS. And get a fucking napkin while you're at it, you fucking pig.

Unless, of course, you're doing this one for the feeders. Someone's paying for this shit. She'll just never admit it.

Regarding the fork issue - she's done this before, during the E&R Era when she was yammering in a video about how down or sick she was and she wound up eating Thai or Chinese in the bedroom, having made Becky go out and fetch it. Oh no! No fork in the bag! So she made Becky fetch her one. I guess the "gf" doesn't do Stepin' Fetchit.



Yep. Then it morphed into "This would be a meal I'm eating anyway!" as if she was going to eat a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands (didn't seem to mind food all over your hands then, Fatty) or a whole shrimp ring or an entire fucking veggie tray with ranch. Tell your lies, Fatty, tell your lies. We're used to them.
I wonder how much weight she would lose from just eating slow and normal alone. She just stuffs and stuffs and stuffs.
 
Singapore Mookbang/ FBI called me.
Frank from the FBI watches her channel and supports her. FBI helped her with a threatening comment and TOTALLY told her who done did post.
This video in a nutshell.
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A couple of minutes in and the desperation is palpable.
FBI involvement ???
'Frank' = (Jade) FRANCIS = Wipey, who is supposedly some kind of internet security expert. The 'FBI' couldn't find where Fatty lives? Every one of us here could draw them a fucking map.
Maybe this will get the genuine FBI to investigate Spamber's scams on YT ?
 
Just in case you didn’t know, you can find this food at your local Chinese restaurant. Thanks Amber!

She tells us a very interesting story. LOL just kidding! Someone sent her a death threat and the FBI got involved. She was like soooo scared that she did something wrong (um, why tho?).

She has something going on unless it falls through. “Wait, does ‘falls through’ mean it will happen or it won’t happen?” I don’t know, Writerlynn, you tell us.

Boring. 0/10. Do not recommend.
 
Shoves food in mouth, checks view finder. Rinse, repeat.
"I had a panic attack because I had to sit there and think of my life..." Yeah bitch, no shit. Your life is a train wreck with no escape unless it's the sweet release of death.

I'd have a panic attack too.
 
Now that Chantal is gone, Hamberlynn really thinks she can steal that crown. Nobody will be madder than the canadian cunt, the uptown fupa, the beezin' bing-queen, the Bibi berater. Hammy's in a scramble and a tumble trying to drum up views but as she said, if she needed money, she'd be doing mookbangs honey! Love that for her! Also she is fat and boring as ever. Hamberlynn, if you're reading the farms, do another shrimpgate or show layggs. You're boring as fuck and your channel is dead.

Also holy shit, that one noodle platter could feed me and my whole family. Greedy cunt.
 
Would be a decent elden ring boss ngl. man she thinks she's so hot
A few more pounds and she can't lady boner over her own selfies anymore, because the filters will not take her moon face (see left side of the pic).
(Why is she holding her right arm like that? Is she actually pushing up her breasts for more cleavage?)

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Wanted to look for an example of a face being way too fat to make filters work, didn't find one.
I found this though https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...really-me-the-ugly-truth-about-beauty-filters
Amber would probably be the first candidate, coming to my mind, who would buy a magic mirror situation type deal, that would let her avoid looking at her real self.

Philisophy question: If you can't look at your fat face (because every mirror and camera filters your face), are you really fat?

Brb, need to patent something to sell to all the body dysmorphia gorls and troons real quick...
 
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