🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Confederate Fag said:
Dude, don’t even bother lol. This “debate” occurs with the same 3-5 people arguing with you about this like clockwork. I only check this thread once every couple of months and I see these same posts by the same posters every time lmao. Apparently, since many people got out of their shitty childhood experiences/upbringing, fuck the many, or most, that don’t, especially hamber, and especially because she made too much money as a result. I don’t know where all these well adjusted adults that overcame bad childhoods with nothing more than some willpower are, because that’s definitely not the society I’m currently seeing. I’ve posted before about the bizarrely high expectations for someone with all the mental faults they constantly point out about her. And they think pointing this out means you like her or feel sorry for her for some reason. A-loggers gonna A-log.
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Dude, its her using it as a means to manipulate or use it as a crutch people dont like. And yeah fuck her for folks who have gone through and in spite of it, live great lives and are not a victims blaming everything but themselves.
Amber loves being a victim she doesn't want to get better she wants as many excuses possible to never grow up and never ever be responsible for personal growth.
There comes a point even in the face of trauma you have to turn the focus back onto yourself as after a certain point you are now responsible for your own actions.
Nobody had to qualify why they feel Amber needs to stfu about muh trauma and move on, people have been molested, raped, abused, beaten, neglected and still they thrive as to not let something that had so much power over them continue to harm them...Amber clings to whatever narrative she can so she doesn't have to get better and moreover wants to be a victim.
Fuck her.
 
Murderous Anas said:
Her videos are so boring that the most interesting thing to me was the textbook - I got a little bit curious about the book she ordered, because I distinctly remembered one of my younger siblings bringing this exact one home in the late 2000's. This particular edition that she purchased is from 2008... and is meant for 4th graders. There's an earlier edition from 2005 with a similar cover, but unless she was taking English/reading classes at a 4th grade level while she was still in high school, there's no way she was taught with it.

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How is someone is supposed to order a textbook online without knowing the word 'textbook?' When she described it as "big glossy book with tons of mini stories in it," it took a second for it to click that she was talking about a textbook and not some sort of kid's short story collection. I know she's dense, but do we really believe that she's this dense?

Edited to add: this is definitely a sad trolling attempt, notice the jump cut before she opens the book up to a story about Rosa Parks?
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I hope there’s an audiobook version, otherwise Jade’s clit will be getting more finger action than the page corners of this textbook.
 
Xenomorph said:
Dude, its her using it as a means to manipulate or use it as a crutch people dont like. And yeah fuck her for folks who have gone through and in spite of it, live great lives and are not a victims blaming everything but themselves.
Amber loves being a victim she doesn't want to get better she wants as many excuses possible to never grow up and never ever be responsible for personal growth.
There comes a point even in the face of trauma you have to turn the focus back onto yourself as after a certain point you are now responsible for your own actions.
Nobody had to qualify why they feel Amber needs to stfu about muh trauma and move on, people have been molested, raped, abused, beaten, neglected and still they thrive as to not let something that had so much power over them continue to harm them...Amber clings to whatever narrative she can so she doesn't have to get better and moreover wants to be a victim.
Fuck her.
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I don’t disagree with any of that lol and I don’t think @FarmVille does either. People shouldn’t use it as an excuse but I’m not surprised or mad if they do. Most dumb and crazy people don’t even realize they’re dumb and crazy, or they’re in denial, so I’m not going to have high expectations that don’t correspond with reality. That way of viewing the world just makes people irrationally and/or perpetually angry, imo. And none of what I’m saying means I like or feel sorry for hamber, which I don’t lol. It’s posters here making the jump to that particular black and white conclusion that I find most ridiculous though.
ETA: And originally, no one was mentioning her manipulation. They were saying that her upbringing wasn’t that bad and if it was, she should just get over it and fix herself, which yeah duh in a perfect world that’s exactly what fucked up people should do, but from what I’ve seen, it’s a little more nuanced than that.
 
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Are we done with that shit already?
Yes, Amber hat a shit childhood with addicts as parents, her family torn apart by drugs. Foster care wasn't a walk in the park, but we can't really tell what happened, since we have an unreliable narrator.
Nevertheless, she uses her past whenever she needs a 'get-out-of-jail card' for her cunty behaviour. It might explain her actions but not excuse them, which is what she just doesn't get.
She is an asshole, animal abuser, manipulator and prime cunt. She has had a bad start in life, which she could have turned around but didn't because it's easier to play victm then taking things in one's own hand.

Everyone here is fat and I wouldn't have sex with anyone.

Can we concentrate on her nontent again?

Why is she buying a textbook that she won't ever use? Reminds me of Dusty and her cursive book she had once.
 
Por que no los dos? Amber has mentioned a foster mother who supposively pushed her down a flight of stairs (Aunt Tammy had never heard about it) and another who took her to Disneyland and lent her the sneakers off of her feet when Amber wore the wrong shoes. And as far as I've seen there's no evidence of the cabinets ever having been locked, not at Krystle's house and not by a foster family. I haven't even seen Amber mention this. If anyone has a clip of her doing so please post.
 
Disagreeing over Amber is fine, but fighting is not. Please keep it civil, if you want to fight, take it to DMs.
 
FarmVille said:
Situation Type Deal Girl is probably fatter than Amber, it's the only explanation I can find for the obsession
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Yeah, that must be it: I must be 800 ellbees and bedridden (although I'll deny it in videos for at least a year before I confess in a clickbait video), making my partner meet UE/DD at the door to collect the mountains of food I eat every day, wanting so badly to lose the weight, but never stirring myself to actually do shit about my whinging. It's absolutely the only explanation! 🙄

What name do you comment as under her videos, dude? When you're nanny lecturing "haydurs" who must be fat or jealous or just have miserable lives, I mean.

If you don't like what I have to say, you could just slide right by me, or even use the ignore function.

FarmVille said:
I have said in this thread before but im not mad people disagree with me, I find it insane how someone who compared to other cows is so, so boring and harmless manages to get such intense hate.
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Now I really, really want to know which stan you are in her comments, Mr/s "Other People". IDGAF about other cows and it doesn't matter at all what they do or not compared to Big Spamber. She and those others are not connected in any way to one another's lives. Why she and her stans always drop to this stupid argument is beyond me. It's like lecturing someone about voicing their dislike of oranges when other fruits exist.

FarmVille said:
The kind of hate that makes haturs argue that foster care is actually great despite literal mountains and decades worth of sociological evidence pointing to the exact opposite. Totally bonkers.
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What is "shit that never happened"?

Edit: Sorry, @ADHD we did a simulpost. Nothing more from me on this.
 
Oh dear Jesus……
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Shoving her fat together to make an approximation of cleavage, yet again. Must really suck to be over 500 pounds with potato tits nearly as pathetic as Anna O'Brien's.
 
Pippeyy said:
Is this not an old pic? I swear I've been horrified by this before.
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It is. It's the one she used on her OnlyFans account that she made around the same time Dana made one. It lasted about a week before it was deleted and never talked about again, and if I'm remembering correctly, there were a few people actually paid for a subscription to it and this was the only thing that she posted.
 
low sodium said:

THE BEST SPAM RECIPE EVER MY WAY!!!!​

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Dissatisfied with the infamy of inhaling an entire yet single grown chicken, Amberlynn has ascended, huffing entire vats of mechanically separated baby chicks in a single cooking video. Get good, Niko.
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Ingredients;
  • 5400 calories FIVE cans of spam from your rememberence.
I honestly didn't think Boujielynn would ever stoop to spam but after some research into the ingredients, I think I understand now what she likes about it.
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Worth noting that even the "25% less sodium" variant of spam still has 150% of the average total recommended sodium intake in a single can.
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  • 1 cup (x) jasmine rice, OBVIOUSLY. (not that you would know?)
  • Frozen corn.
  • Fresh scallions.
  • Olive oil.
  • Cat dander.
Sodium for your sodium;
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  • Soy sauce.
  • Garlic salt.
  • Onion powder.
  • Minced Onion.
  • Sriracha.
  • Dry roasted peanuts.
  • Honey roasted peanuts.
  • Sesame seeds.

Prep;
  • When shopping for your ingredients make sure to walk directly past the fresh corn when buying the fresh scallions. I'm serious. Don't look at it, don't even think about it.
  • Point out the messy counter. If you point it out before anyone else does, nobody is allowed to criticize you.

Method;
  • You have permission to cut the spam however you want! I personally just never subscribed in the first place.
  • Dump your assortment of sodiums into the rice as it cooks, because plain rice is no longer bae, I guess.
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  • You thought we were going to toss all this into a pot and hope for the best, didn't you? Well sike, because we are cooking the rice separately. Make sure to rinse it, wouldn't want... whatever Amberlynn thinks is on rice to ruin that Spam can mucus texture.
  • Cook the Spam in its "Natural"™ oils, adding soy sauce, sriracha, and more of the same powdered sodiums you added to the rice.
  • Uh oh! It's looking pretty fucking beige, time to throw those chopped scallions on top as a tythe to the weight loss gods.
  • Once assembled, add whole ass peanuts. Just throw them on straight from the plastic jar. Don't bother roasting them or mixing them through, or even explaining their presence. And put on more of that sriracha and soy. You're going to be swollen anyway so fuck it, let's go big, let's get planetary.
 
She just tryin' for an endorsement from Hormel Foods, since every other endorsement failed so miserably.

Might as well try to get an endorsement deal for Govt. Cheese 🧀.
 
Her trolling game has lost it's luster, it's boring, it's all performative, she's a terrible 'actress', she's not funny and whoever this imaginary "GF" is needs a better script and more screenplay time

Whatever advice Jade is giving isn't working. Hamber being curated just isn't fun anymore and Jade f'd it up.
I honestly miss the unfiltered livestreams with The Beckster
 
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