🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh yay, she is taunting a Wipey engagement arch. I wonder if it was fake like the last one?
The shambling for money and relevance in this video is off the charts. Amber must be making jack shit because 1.3 million views a month is nothing and with no other income except cameo. This is the cut Cameo take each video for $6.25
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So she makes $18.75 per Cameo, so if 100 = $18.75. Not even that much when you apply tax. If she gets 100 a month pushing her to $60,000 annually she still has to pay this amount;

Tax Amount:$9180​

Social Security Portion:$7440​

Medicare Portion :$1740​

Self-Employment Tax Rate:15.30%​

Applying her rent of $1500 x 12 = $18,000

The remaining = $32,820 which for Amber is nothing considering how much we see her spend is nothing. For most of us 32k is liveable but not Amber.
 
Fat fuck is in hardcore troll mode. Shit is getting desperate. As far as the foster care and group home horrible childhood....Sonoma County at her time in the system was still top tier better than the majority of the country. I have no doubt in my mind she got a good foster family, it's her own family, social workers trying to mend that shit family and her stupid bullshit that made her childhood shit. She doesn't tell the "bad experiences" in foster care because there wasn't any. Her being yoinked back to her birth family and rebelling because she couldn't stuff her face is all she had. I don't doubt life with her mom and dad and whatever siblings she has left was crap, but foster care was not where her trauma came from. Also, this fatass is a grown ass adult now. Get over it and get some real fucking help. Or just die. Whatever.
 
Her videos are so boring that the most interesting thing to me was the textbook - I got a little bit curious about the book she ordered, because I distinctly remembered one of my younger siblings bringing this exact one home in the late 2000's. This particular edition that she purchased is from 2008... and is meant for 4th graders. There's an earlier edition from 2005 with a similar cover, but unless she was taking English/reading classes at a 4th grade level while she was still in high school, there's no way she was taught with it.

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How is someone is supposed to order a textbook online without knowing the word 'textbook?' When she described it as "big glossy book with tons of mini stories in it," it took a second for it to click that she was talking about a textbook and not some sort of kid's short story collection. I know she's dense, but do we really believe that she's this dense?

Edited to add: this is definitely a sad trolling attempt, notice the jump cut before she opens the book up to a story about Rosa Parks?
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Oh yay, she is taunting a Wipey engagement arch. I wonder if it was fake like the last one?
The shambling for money and relevance in this video is off the charts. Amber must be making jack shit because 1.3 million views a month is nothing and with no other income except cameo. This is the cut Cameo take each video for $6.25
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So she makes $18.75 per Cameo, so if 100 = $18.75. Not even that much when you apply tax. If she gets 100 a month pushing her to $60,000 annually she still has to pay this amount;

Tax Amount:$9180​

Social Security Portion:$7440​

Medicare Portion :$1740​

Self-Employment Tax Rate:15.30%​

Applying her rent of $1500 x 12 = $18,000

The remaining = $32,820 which for Amber is nothing considering how much we see her spend is nothing. For most of us 32k is liveable but not Amber.
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"Talent" Lulz.

If she uses Paypal as the account they deposit into, Paypal also charges a percentage of the incoming amount to the recipient. Not sure about venmo, or how integrated that is as a payment gateway anyhow. I suppose they could do direct deposit, where there wouldn't be a fee to her (unless her bank really, really sucks).
 
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She's getting that blubber vest chest again and she looks like she has the world's fattest banana bruise.

DIAGNOSEE
 
Murderous Anas said:
Her videos are so boring that the most interesting thing to me was the textbook - I got a little bit curious about the book she ordered, because I distinctly remembered one of my younger siblings bringing this exact one home in the late 2000's. This particular edition that she purchased is from 2008... and is meant for 4th graders. There's an earlier edition from 2005, but unless she was taking English/reading classes at a 4th grade level while she was still in high school, there's no way she was taught with it.

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How is someone is supposed to order a textbook online without knowing the word 'textbook?' When she described it as "big glossy book with tons of mini stories in it," it took a second for it to click that she was talking about a textbook and not some sort of kid's short story collection. I know she's dense, but do we really believe that she's this dense?
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shes an idiot, she just ordered whichever elementary school english book struck her fancy and called it good. she couldnt recall any particular stories or anything to find a specific edition.
 
Constellationzero said:
Have we ever heard, or found out, whether dipshit is a Prader-Wili? Because technically she DOES have some physical characteristics along with extremely low emotional intelligence and maturity. The fact her foster family had to lock the cupboards makes me think she'd prolly eat cat shit right outta the box if they didn't watch out.
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Unfortunately i think shes too smart to be someone who struggles with prader-wili. I went down that route years ago but shes just unfortunately a regular run of the mill tard with a bunch of other issues that may seem like p-w.

I, for one, was devistated.

Her foster family most likely locked their shit up because their mail order foster child was a fat tard and they couldnt be bothered to deal with the real route to getting her help so they did what they could. They had lives before amber, and at her age she would need maybe a tard wrangler, therapy several times a month and special care like that. Jumping through hoops to get to that point where amber is stable or just going to a local hardware store isnt exactly a hard decision to make.
FickleFuck said:
Fat fuck is in hardcore troll mode. Shit is getting desperate. As far as the foster care and group home horrible childhood....Sonoma County at her time in the system was still top tier better than the majority of the country. I have no doubt in my mind she got a good foster family, it's her own family, social workers trying to mend that shit family and her stupid bullshit that made her childhood shit. She doesn't tell the "bad experiences" in foster care because there wasn't any. Her being yoinked back to her birth family and rebelling because she couldn't stuff her face is all she had. I don't doubt life with her mom and dad and whatever siblings she has left was crap, but foster care was not where her trauma came from. Also, this fatass is a grown ass adult now. Get over it and get some real fucking help. Or just die. Whatever.
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I grew up in the area around this bitch and i guarantee that girl had it made in foster care with the family she had.
Your right, essentially all she has to bitch about is her horrendous family she now says is the best she could ever hope for. Thats why she makes a bunch of shit up to be as cool as the kids who were in foster care who actually got fucked up lives because of it.

The bitch ate meth as a kid and i believe her. The case workers probably tried the bleeding heart bullshit of keeping the kids in the bad situation hoping to see her parents realize the errors of their ways and change but it just made things worse.
Her parents are a perfect example of the people who post on facebook that their kids are their world but also wont do a damn thing to get custody of them back.

Also obligatory "i think she was touched as a child" in the care of her parents because it all makes sense to me and i want to roll around in the amber shit pile too, because the board was too slow for too long and i wish to flail about.
 
Zachary Michael better have EMTs on standby if he tries to recreate this sodium disaster. I keep wondering just how she arrived at the magical combination of garlic salt, onion powder, onion flakes, and pepper. We have all watched a ton of her videos by now, and I keep thinking that these spices and herbs go all the way back to the beginning videos - that is, she has never experimented over time to arrive at these; it's like they just popped into existence when she started cooking on camera.

I also want to add that she still hasn't properly shown the size of those rings. I'm sure we'll get more boring minutes of that shit in future vlogs, though.

If she really wants to get some views, I think a severed finger arc would work: with her ayx-pert laygos knife skillz, it would be so easy to do. Then we also get bonus ER time as well, along with surgery to sew it back on, as the "gf" held things together enough to fill a ziploc with ice and toss the finger in it. Or the EMTs did, whatever it takes.Hell, I might watch the ads on that series of videos. MamaMeth can be a spacial guest star in a couple of episodes, and Big Al can see her again in person after 2+years. PT will consist of her daintily picking up Gator Chips and sucking them into that hole in her face.

 
Murderous Anas said:
Her videos are so boring that the most interesting thing to me was the textbook - I got a little bit curious about the book she ordered, because I distinctly remembered one of my younger siblings bringing this exact one home in the late 2000's. This particular edition that she purchased is from 2008... and is meant for 4th graders. There's an earlier edition from 2005 with a similar cover, but unless she was taking English/reading classes at a 4th grade level while she was still in high school, there's no way she was taught with it.

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How is someone is supposed to order a textbook online without knowing the word 'textbook?' When she described it as "big glossy book with tons of mini stories in it," it took a second for it to click that she was talking about a textbook and not some sort of kid's short story collection. I know she's dense, but do we really believe that she's this dense?
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I don't doubt that she was assigned one of the older Mcgraw-Hill Editions as a kid.
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I feel like she just picked the first one that showed up in an Amazon search.
I know Amber loves to consume random junk, but a 4th grade reading book really takes the cake (no pun intended).
 
In the video she makes a comment about the engagement rings
Do I flush these down the toilet, or what?
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Becky seriously has to spill the tea even if she's a spineless cuck, Amber is constantly dabbing on her like there is no tomorrow.
 
I know no one cares about the ring size thing, but I did notice convenient cuts between showing the ring and putting it on. And another convenient "molment" where the ring size thing is out of frame while she moves the dog toy.
 
Sparkle Friendo said:
I know no one cares about the ring size thing, but I did notice convenient cuts between showing the ring and putting it on. And another convenient "molment" where the ring size thing is out of frame while she moves the dog toy.
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Becky had no reason to lie on sizing if she was selling the rings for real, and if the purpose was to shade Amber she could have done it in many other ways. I could totally see Amber buying a smaller version of the rings to show the dainty measurements on camera, while putting on the actual original things she got from Becky. She is too emotionally invested on this ring size drama.
 
FarmVille said:
“Once she entered state custody and was put into foster care she had everything handed to her on a platter” is such a stupid fucking comment.

I seriously don’t understand the amount of hate for someone whose biggest crime is being fat, lazy, entitled that you can’t even admit being placed in foster care would be traumatic for a child.

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.
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Dude, don’t even bother lol. This “debate” occurs with the same 3-5 people arguing with you about this like clockwork. I only check this thread once every couple of months and I see these same posts by the same posters every time lmao. Apparently, since many people got out of their shitty childhood experiences/upbringing, fuck the many, or most, that don’t, especially hamber, and especially because she made too much money as a result. I don’t know where all these well adjusted adults that overcame bad childhoods with nothing more than some willpower are, because that’s definitely not the society I’m currently seeing. I’ve posted before about the bizarrely high expectations for someone with all the mental faults they constantly point out about her. And they think pointing this out means you like her or feel sorry for her for some reason. A-loggers gonna A-log.
 
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There's a word for this. Isn't that right, Big Ham? Take your time - a writer chooses the best word to fit the situation type deal moment.


That's the word!
 
Seeing as she is fat, special ed Amber, she surely now needs to be known as Big SpAm.
Big SpAm likes to cook,
Thumby is a cuck,
New nigga butler wants a cock,
Ricki likes to strangle cocks.
No wonder I'm confused.
 
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