🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She fat, useless af and can barely pull her festering hunk into the car without alarms screeching as to the door still being open -

I found that little scene amusing as hell. And the perfect response from the car after she bragged that she could fit in and wear a seatbelt without an extender now that manufacturers are making them bigger because of giant fatasses like her.

would love to know how Wipey endures the stink.

That's what all those perfumes are for, non? We'll know it's really rank when it looks like this.

Damn, that bank account must be dryer than I thought.

Her problem: she just isn't funny.

You are not funny, Fatty. It's because you do not have your own personality and just adopt one from someone around you.

PS: that whole deep voice, vocal fry thing? Doesn't work on you. Especially when you let out an ear-splitting cackle designed to let everyone in the immediate vicinity plus everyone in the seven surrounding counties know that you, Amberlylnn Reid, thought something was funny - funnier than anything you had ever found funny in your entire life.

 

[Blanche]

Amber can't help it- super fat's always act obnoxious for attention.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V9q_IfB6RLU

Spoiler: Archive

AlexConvo.mp4

What the Holy shit is this?

 

[raritycat]

What the Holy shit is this?

Alex made a joke in the video he uploaded today about taking a phone call from Amber, Amber followed suit with the joke. It isn't that deep.

 

[peach tea]

Alex made a joke in the video he uploaded today about taking a phone call from Amber, Amber followed suit with the joke. It isn't that deep.

And the amount of asspats she’s getting in her comments for this low effort garbage is ridiculous.

The bar nonexistent at this point. She has the lowest IQ audience on YouTube.

 

[pot of sneed]

I have to agree. Alex on Xanax is one of the last I'd watch on jewtube so I was a bit puzzled but not overly interested considering his antics before. Zachary is the only faggot I enjoy watching when it comes to Porky Pig.

 

[Insulin reid]

Fupa Truthers.

Flat girthers

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

And the amount of asspats she’s getting in her comments for this low effort garbage is ridiculous.

The bar nonexistent at this point. She has the lowest IQ audience on YouTube.

The bar is insanely low, and her supporters not exactly in the top tier, intelligence-wise, so I wasn't terribly surprised to take a run through the comments and see they're giving her asspats as if she's the second coming of Richard Pryor or Robin Williams.

What's interesting to me is to see her or the "gf" going through and hearting comments. I imagine this is an attempt to capitalize on YT kicking Chantal - pretend you're engaging with the audience based on some ultra-low hanging fruit, to try to draw in those wandering viewers. It's more likely to be the "gf" doing this particular job, I would guess.

 

[Owlflaps]

And the amount of asspats she’s getting in her comments for this low effort garbage is ridiculous.

The bar nonexistent at this point. She has the lowest IQ audience on YouTube.

The only thing that would make this dumber and gayer is if Amber managed to shove ten ads into this fucking horseshit.

 

[dfranki723]

they act like having junkie parents and growing up in foster care might have been a walk in the park.

I think it's the fact she exaggerates so severely (as well as straight up fabricating ''trauma'') and what makes it worse is she has had an extremely sheltered life after being taken from her parents.

She has had everything handed to her on a plate after being removed. Straight from dodgy parents to a foster home where she was babied and pampered and then spent the following years mooching off of girlfriends and their families.

She didn't bounce about from home to home, the dumb bitch has documented said mooching for a long fucking time.

Fatty 100% relies on people feeling even the tiniest shred of understanding and sympathy to keep her bullshit afloat.

ALR doesn't feel normal emotions. That should be clear by now.

TL;DR - She's a lying fuck and had a shockingly easy life after being removed and wants everyone to believe otherwise.

 

[Blanche]

I find it hard to believe someone claiming to be so horribly neglected and mistreated in foster care was allowed to eat so much food freely without fear of punishment- usually the abused kids aren't getting fed enough.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

I find it hard to believe someone claiming to be so horribly neglected and mistreated in foster care was allowed to eat so much food freely without fear of punishment- usually the abused kids aren't getting fed enough.

Yeah, but this is Hamber. Is there ever enough food for her? In her twisted view of things she probably thinks she was actually starved.

 

[Pippeyy]

I find it hard to believe someone claiming to be so horribly neglected and mistreated in foster care was allowed to eat so much food freely without fear of punishment- usually the abused kids aren't getting fed enough.

But she was forced to drink skim milk while the other kids got whole milk in her foster family. How could she ever survive that humiliation and starvation? She will never move on from that betrayal and trauma.
Oh and she was over 250lbs when the family did it trying to teach her how to eat normally but that doesn't matter to our girl.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think it's the fact she exaggerates so severely (as well as straight up fabricating ''trauma'') and what makes it worse is she has had an extremely sheltered life after being taken from her parents.

She has had everything handed to her on a plate after being removed. Straight from dodgy parents to a foster home where she was babied and pampered and then spent the following years mooching off of girlfriends and their families.

Right. She was a dancer, and a "legit" soccer player furing those formative years, let's not forget. But muh trauma!

She didn't bounce about from home to home, the dumb bitch has documented said mooching for a long fucking time.

Fatty 100% relies on people feeling even the tiniest shred of understandment

FTFY.

TL;DR - She's a lying fuck and had a shockingly easy life after being removed and wants everyone to believe otherwise.

And is getting exactly that.

Yeah, but this is Hamber. Is there ever enough food for her? In her twisted view of things she probably thinks she was actually starved.

She was "ack-shually starveeen" during the eat-fest vacation in Lexington, the poor dear, and had to deep throat that kebab to shorten the distance between the skewer and her gullet. That's how bad it was, shitlords!

But she was forced to drink skim milk while the other kids got whole milk in her foster family. How could she ever survive that humiliation and starvation? She will never move on from that betrayal and trauma.
Oh and she was over 250lbs when the family did it trying to teach her how to eat normally but that doesn't matter to our girl.

"Where were you on 9/11?"
"Being forced to eat yogurt in a group home."

She should should petition The Hague for status as a victim of crimes against humanity.

 

[Xenomorph]

I find it hard to believe someone claiming to be so horribly neglected and mistreated in foster care was allowed to eat so much food freely without fear of punishment- usually the abused kids aren't getting fed enough.

She also stole all the gorl scout cookies she was supposed to sell and ate em all in the closet lmao fucking greedy ass goblina

 

[FarmVille]

I think it's the fact she exaggerates so severely (as well as straight up fabricating ''trauma'') and what makes it worse is she has had an extremely sheltered life after being taken from her parents.

She has had everything handed to her on a plate after being removed. Straight from dodgy parents to a foster home where she was babied and pampered and then spent the following years mooching off of girlfriends and their families.

She didn't bounce about from home to home, the dumb bitch has documented said mooching for a long fucking time.

Fatty 100% relies on people feeling even the tiniest shred of understanding and sympathy to keep her bullshit afloat.

ALR doesn't feel normal emotions. That should be clear by now.

TL;DR - She's a lying fuck and had a shockingly easy life after being removed and wants everyone to believe otherwise.

“Once she entered state custody and was put into foster care she had everything handed to her on a platter” is such a stupid fucking comment.

I seriously don’t understand the amount of hate for someone whose biggest crime is being fat, lazy, entitled that you can’t even admit being placed in foster care would be traumatic for a child.

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.

 

[Lame Entropy]

“Once she entered state custody and was put into foster care she had everything handed to her on a platter” is such a stupid fucking comment.

I seriously don’t understand the amount of hate for someone whose biggest crime is being fat, lazy, entitled that you can’t even admit being placed in foster care would be traumatic for a child.

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.

I just assume that anyone aylogging a deathfat is just as fat and gross or jealous of them. You decide which is worse.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

“Once she entered state custody and was put into foster care she had everything handed to her on a platter” is such a stupid fucking comment.

I seriously don’t understand the amount of hate for someone whose biggest crime is being fat, lazy, entitled that you can’t even admit being placed in foster care would be traumatic for a child.

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.

She abuses animals, partners, family and the healthcare system how about that? Also anyone who accuses someone of falsely raping them and using somone elses cancer to grift is not a good person.
Honestly who fucking cares if she has trauma from childhood from foster care system. Obviously, shes fucking 600 pounds and a lesbian whos stuck in arrested development. It honestly does not matter, shes a shit person who has had many advantages and given many things. You think most kids of junkies get to play sports and dance and go to school and be safe?
Nothing matters Anyway because she WILL die within the next decade of some health related bullshit and cause even more burdens for someone else. Thats all she is and ever Will be. A lying smug smelly burden.

 

[FarmVille]

She abuses animals, partners, family and the healthcare system how about that? Also anyone who accuses someone of falsely raping them and using somone elses cancer to grift is not a good person.
Honestly who fucking cares if she has trauma from childhood from foster care system. Obviously, shes fucking 600 pounds and a lesbian whos stuck in arrested development. It honestly does not matter, shes a shit person who has had many advantages and given many things. You think most kids of junkies get to play sports and dance and go to school and be safe?
Nothing matters Anyway because she WILL die within the next decade of some health related bullshit and cause even more burdens for someone else. Thats all she is and ever Will be. A lying smug smelly burden.

She’s a liar and we can’t believe anything she says but we can believe that she was playing sports and dancing as a kid?

“kids of junkies” end up in the same exact system that apparently was so wonderful to ALR. Why was it a life of luxury for her but not any of them? Did she just get lucky?

I’m not saying she’s not vile, but she is not even close to being the most vile deathfat in the deathfat forum and her early life was objective much, much worse.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.

Oh, going to the Big Ham-patented "other Xers" now, are we? Give me a fucking break. I have no sympathy for someone who uses "muh trauma" as a cudgel against the rest of humanity, as if they're owed something because part of their life was shitty. Fuck that.