🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Nothing makes me more MOTI than when this beast tries to clickbait her animals. :mad: Also, I don't know why she keeps peddling this lie that Twinkie is just naturally big when almost every source (albeit from a cursory search) says that 13lbs is not an average or healthy weight for a chihuahua. Even 10 lbs is pushing the limit. Anything to convince us that she doesn't turn the poor souls stuck in her orbit into other fatties, I guess.

Once Twinkie, the last supporting cast member of the Amberverse, dies, there will be no reason to watch Amber. The cats are barely worth mentioning.
 
I wrote a lil' haiku about Amber's wedgie situation moment type deal.

Please do remember
If she hadn't told us that
We would never know.
 
I've been skimming her Snapchat Q&As from the past few weeks and I find that she puts so much emphasis on answering questions she considers to be troll/hater questions (Twinkie's weight, her cancer allegations, her shifting diets etc). But why does she bother persistently answering the same types of questions over and over again and then complaining they're all "half-brained trolls"?
Just ignore the messages...?

We would have no idea you were receiving those questions had you not publicly responded back to them. What do you want, viewers to feel bad for you?
"It's so hard being me, getting dozens of these haydurr questions! I am SO above it all. So above in fact, that I KEEP responding to them!" It's all for her shitty content and pity narrative. Fuck you, Amber. You're fat and stupid.
 
Maybe I'm a dick, but I hope Twinkie dies soon. That dog is living the worst life ever and I hate that for her. HamFuck thinks feeding and meeting basic needs is enough. Look at that dogs fucking nails. That dog is in more pain than FatFuck knows because she's whatever about it all. The cats do their own thing. Cats are more self sufficient and despite neglect will be alright so long as they aren't sat the fuck on. When Twinko dies everyone is gonna rightfully blame FatAss and hate her even more. At least in death Twonk will have some peace.
 
At least in death Twonk will have some peace.
One of my furbabies dying is my weak spot. Just being honest. Tears a rip in my soul everytime, even though I KNOW it's usually the right, compassionate thing to do.

Hamber will indeed glorify it for Ubucks. Why? Because she's a total (g)cunt. Hang in there Twinks. You've been a point of contention between Fat Fuck and her viewers your entire existence.

Just a damned fucking shame that she'll glorify you on the altar of Orange Chicken when you pass over the Rainbow Bridge.
 
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When you google Amberlynn Reid Twinkie and this is the second image that comes up. Love that for her!
 
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everytime when i watch Hamber i get the Feeling those Pet s are in a real Prison..
Twinky get s out just for a few short Rounds a Day...and the poor Cats...she often buys Cattoys
sure, but never that Kind of where she has to play with them...it s no Mouse or Feathers on a Stick
that they can hunt and jump around...always some little Plushballs they can "play alone" with...
those poor Cats aren t getting any Stimmualtion at all...sitting and laying around...Year after Year...
without any real Exitement or Playtime...poor Beasts
 
Anyone else feel like Amber was trying super hard to be like the other youtubes when the trend was popular? take their dog to a pet store and buy everything their pet touched? I think there is a guy that still does it but with shelter dogs and donates everything to the shelter afterwards.
I dont understand the logic of taking Twinkie to the store after just taking her to the vet because she was in pain. Poor little Twinkie.
 
One of my furbabies dying is my weak spot. Just being honest. Tears a rip in my soul everytime, even though I KNOW it's usually the right, compassionate thing to do.

Hamber will indeed glorify it for Ubucks. Why? Because she's a total (g)cunt. Hang in there Twinks. You've been a point of contention between Fat Fuck and her viewers your entire existence.

Just a damned fucking shame that she'll glorify you on the altar of Orange Chicken when you pass over the Rainbow Bridge.
A little TMI...I know the pain of putting a pet down. That shit sucks. Especially when you did everything in your power to make sure that animal was well cared for and made all the vet visits over the slightest thing seeming off, like you would for a child. HamShitHeadFatFuck will let Twinkie and the cats ail away in agony and not do shit til maybe Wipey makes her or she is sick of hearing one of them whine. Or just wake up after ignoring the whines and mewling to find them dead. Even if she isn't beating the animals, she's still a crap ass pet owner. There's more to it than feeding and cleaning their shit and piss, just like with a kid. Thank fuck Jeebus made it so she will never procreate. The little things.
 
Maybe I'm a dick, but I hope Twinkie dies soon. That dog is living the worst life ever and I hate that for her. HamFuck thinks feeding and meeting basic needs is enough. Look at that dogs fucking nails. That dog is in more pain than FatFuck knows because she's whatever about it all. The cats do their own thing. Cats are more self sufficient and despite neglect will be alright so long as they aren't sat the fuck on. When Twinko dies everyone is gonna rightfully blame FatAss and hate her even more. At least in death Twonk will have some peace.
if she replaces girlfriends at the speed of light, I have to wonder how quickly she'd just obtain yet another poor doggo. we all know she ignores Rarity and Wasabi's existences, so they simply won't do it for her on their own.
 
The thing about having dogs...is that even if you're a total shit person like Hamber, 99% of dogs will still think you're the singular most awesome person in the entire universe. Perfect for narcs.
 
OK, hate views are views, I guess, but this is like watching a dumb, talentless, boring mukbang version of Grav3yardGirl kill off her channel.

Except Bunny had collabs and merchandise and way more views at her peak. Twenty bucks says Bunny owns her house outright. She’s not trying to fund a luxury apartment on 40K views/video.
 
Except Bunny had collabs and merchandise and way more views at her peak. Twenty bucks says Bunny owns her house outright. She’s not trying to fund a luxury apartment on 40K views/video.
Bunny owned her mansion outright before she was 30. Amber owns a tub of plastic earrings and a negro.
 
even if you're a total shit person like Hamber, 99% of dogs will still think you're the singular most awesome person in the entire universe.
That's what is so bloody upsetting.

I know some people here don't give a fuck about the animals but they're the only living beings in her sphere that are deserving of sympathy and a better life. They were just unlucky to be snatched up by such an uneducated worthless smelly cunt who doesn't even bother to learn how to put a fucking harness on her dog.
 
Video is a load of crying, attention and sympathy-seeking with old clips from back when she had 'cancer' as though that's all the proof we need. The music is funny as fuck, pig's desperate for ass-pats and coin.
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