🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
About the clear purse...

There's use for shit like that around here. There's certain events and venues where if you bring a purse or bag, it has to be see-through. In fact, the local high school requires purses and backpacks be see-through if you bring them to games.

But AL doesn't go anywhere, so it's just bullshit for her.
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YOU CAN ONLY COME TO THE GAME IF YOU CARRY YOUR TAMPONS AND MAXI PADS AND BIRTH CONTROL PILLS IN CLEAR PLASTIC BAGS SO ALL THE TEACHERS AND FOOTBALL PLAYERS KNOW YOU ARE POST-PUBESCENT AND OVULATING, GORLS.
 
Something I failed to mention about her stupid, boring video was her "tip" for people with ADHD, or motivation, or just plain laziness - and I'll say here that Big Al is by far the single laziest person I've ever seen on YT - is to set a timer for x minutes and go clean, then set it again for x minutes and go do something you like, set it for x minutes, go fold laundry, etc., lather, rinse, repeat. Does she really believe people are going to think she came up with the pomodoro method of getting shit done? Pomodoro isn't really designed to be the same amount of time on task as the time on break, Fatty. That way makes everything take longer in the aggregate. X minutes on, y minutes off, repeat, repeat again, but every third round, the y time is doubled. Then it starts over. That's generally how it's done. I'm sure, however, that I just don't understand it the way she does and it must break her heart.
 
Xenomorph said:
Did you all see someone ask her to show her flabby tits for 1k on insta. she told them to do her
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It was Snapchat, not insta. Here are the screenshots:

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Murderous Anas said:
Speaking of Amber + the fags vs. Becky, she answered this question on Snapchat the other night, which stood out to me. The "but here we all are, closer than ever" part seems like a not so subtle dig at Becky, since she and Becky are very obviously no longer in contact with each other. This absolutely seems like something she would do to get under Becky's skin.

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As for your question about whether or not it's BS, I posted a screenshot of Eric from her Snapchat a few days ago - if this picture had been posted from her camera roll instead of the Snapchat camera, it would have said "2h ago from camera roll" or "2h ago from memories" on the picture, so it appears that she is really hanging out with them.
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Bitch really knows how to ruin personal relationships between her exes and their friends. I don't doubt for a second that she was partly to blame for the split between Density and The Fridge. She probably slid into Dana's DMs post-Becky and drove a 600lb wedge between the two lovebirds. What's worst is how smug she is about it all too. Psycho.

ETA: Buying nude pics in a relationship is cheating but selling them isn't? 🥴
 
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This is worse than basic white bitch drunk. This bish ain't even tipsy, she's like a middle schooler pretending to be drunk off redbull.

It takes a fuck ton of booze to get a bear drunk.

She is holding some type of beer, can't tell exactly which, I'm gonna guess it's 5%, also appears to be a tall boy? Could be wrong about that. Anyways, assuming she is 500 pounds, and she chugged 6! of these at once (that's nearly 3 fucking litres of beer, 96oz for you Americans) , she still wouldn't reach a BAC of 0.08, which is the legal limit for a DUI in the US.

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WasabiPasta said:
This is worse than basic white bitch drunk. This bish ain't even tipsy, she's like a middle schooler pretending to be drunk off redbull.

It takes a fuck ton of booze to get a bear drunk.

She is holding some type of beer, can't tell exactly which, I'm gonna guess it's 5%, also appears to be a tall boy? Could be wrong about that. Anyways, assuming she is 500 pounds, and she chugged 6! of these at once (that's nearly 3 fucking litres of beer, 96oz for you Americans) , she still wouldn't reach a BAC of 0.08, which is the legal limit for a DUI in the US.

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That's like 1200 calories right there in bad American beer.
 
Murderous Anas said:
She posted this picture of Eric on her Snapchat yesterday. I was skeptical of her claims that they still hung out together, but for me, this just shows that the fags will do anything for money and/or cheap gifts. Rickie has always given me the impression that he despises her, and even Eric seems like he got more of a kick out of making fun of her in his vlogs than maintaining a friendship with her. Now that he's abandoned his YouTube channel, I don't understand why they would be seen with her IN PUBLIC unless there was something in it for them...
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omg... of course theyre in the grocery store.
 
I see Jade's fitness coach act was dropped as quickly as Becky's tough guy/taking it slow act. In her totally real inebriated state., she must've forgotten to set those face-rounding, 3rd chin-hiding filters, because it appears her last hurrah was a successful one.
 
did anybody catch the supposed nip slip, or was that just our gorl being quirky again?
 
WasabiPasta said:
This is worse than basic white bitch drunk. This bish ain't even tipsy, she's like a middle schooler pretending to be drunk off redbull.

It takes a fuck ton of booze to get a bear drunk.

She is holding some type of beer, can't tell exactly which, I'm gonna guess it's 5%, also appears to be a tall boy? Could be wrong about that. Anyways, assuming she is 500 pounds, and she chugged 6! of these at once (that's nearly 3 fucking litres of beer, 96oz for you Americans) , she still wouldn't reach a BAC of 0.08, which is the legal limit for a DUI in the US.

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It looks like either a White Claw or a knock-off White Claw, since every beer company now has hard seltzer and uses the same light colored slim can design. They are between 100-150 calories a can depending on the brand.
 
Amber didn't flash anyone, she just twirled around in a dress designed for someone younger than she is while her shower curtain judged her.

If Amber had ADHD, and we know she does not, she would know that if you're in a zone and getting something done, you cannot stop or you won't go back to it. When the hyperfocus is on something productive you gotta ride that train 'til it hits a brick wall.

Leave the Flylady crisis cleaning tips where they belong and don't act like you discovered it yourself, Lazylynn.
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She's getting those disgusting pure fat pad cheeks again, they were at their worst in the Burger King mookbong but I see they're slinking their way back onto Big Al's face.

Such a successful weight loss ''journey''. Magnificent, such an inspiration.
I love how she has to hold the can in front of her face ''I'm drinking guysss, oh my god, it is what it is - I'm just a wild big gorl having a good time''.
 
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