🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ADHD said:
I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.
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You'll know in about 2-3 weeks when she never mentions it again or has an excuse.
 
ADHD said:
I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.
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I think that she goes to at least the first appointment then nothing. She still waste someone’s time.
 
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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.
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You know, I want so badly to comment on this, but after watching a lot of Chantal and then Joe Biden's State Of The Union speech, I just can't.
I have no words left to properly express my feelings.
Perhaps an emoji?
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It's the best I can do right now.
 
D_Tractor said:
"fit-for-me coffin"
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Can you imagine a Norse funeral with that? I can only believe that when her blubber melts, it would set the ocean on fire and/or create a gigantic oil slick that would rival the Exxon Valdez or Deepwater Horizon. disasters.

Tiki Bar Man said:
wtf does dicing my fangs even mean? legit stopped reading there
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That's originally what caught my eye and I've been trying to figure out wtf it is supposed to mean. Knifing? Slicing? And we all know she can't pronounce pure or purely, so it would be

"...dicing my peerly white fangs...'

My second favorite phrase in that terrible. shitty writing, is the "seductive smell that is penetrating her young body." piece. She always has such stupid word choices sometimes, and you just know that she was trying really hard to come up with the correct word, but couldn't quiiiiite make it. Attention Big Al: I think you meant "permeating". You're welcome.


Shitted Scaredless said:
"Craving the thirst"

I could find better vampire Smut in the book section at the dollar store.
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Any random 10 year old could probably come up with something better - both better written and more imaginative.
 
I rewrote Amber's story in my own words. Hope it lives up to the original.

I'm a vampire.
I like biting people.
I think about it a lot.
Gonna find someone to bite.
That one smells tasty. Imma bite her.
Om nom nom.
 
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