🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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inquizadoor said:
.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower
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Some people brush their teeth in the shower. I have a sneaking suspicion that amber cant either reach the medicine cabinet without putting her fupa on the counter like chantal or doesnt have a medicine cabinet to not reach with her t-rex arms but also cant put it on the countertop because she probably knocks shit over with her massive shelf ass/love handle wings she shifts around.

Tin foil hat theories aside if its not out in the open she probably forgets to brush. Out of sight out of mind.
 
Insulin reid said:
Some people brush their teeth in the shower. I have a sneaking suspicion that amber cant either reach the medicine cabinet without putting her fupa on the counter like chantal or doesnt have a medicine cabinet to not reach with her t-rex arms but also cant put it on the countertop because she probably knocks shit over with her massive shelf ass/love handle wings she shifts around.

Tin foil hat theories aside if its not out in the open she probably forgets to brush. Out of sight out of mind.
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She’s not in the shower enough for it to be in sight.
 
YOUR MOM said:
New weight loss strategy - brush her teeth after every meal. The increased physical activity might get her down to 470.
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If Fatty brushes her teeth after every meal, she'll weigh 150 elbees by July
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She was "asked" that on snapchat and said not any more. Which, BTW, Big Al, is also unrealistic. You don't go from zero to "fuck me hard, daddy" like that.



Pretty sure that's exactly what she means/thinks, and also pretty sure that like every other one of these highly sexualized, stupid questions she's asking herself, is complete and utter bullshit. One person to hold the fupa. Two people to spread her legs. One person going on the kamikaze mission between her legs. And they have to be strong people, because otherwise, if she orgasmed, without those people in place, whoever's down on her would get their hand broken, their skull crushed, and their spine snapped by her monstrous body parts.
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I'd imagine if she's not virgin, she's very inexperienced.
By God, I hope all involved don't discover that Big AL's a squirter. Now that really would be an OH MA GAH
inquizadoor said:
.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower
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Because she doesn't use it for showering, It's used as a toilet. Why'd you think she had no shampoo etc there and made a point of showing us her putting shampoo in those tacky wastes of money? All to convince us how clean she is. I don't believe she bothers brushing her teeth too often, either.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Pretty sure that's exactly what she means/thinks, and also pretty sure that like every other one of these highly sexualized, stupid questions she's asking herself, is complete and utter bullshit. One person to hold the fupa. Two people to spread her legs. One person going on the kamikaze mission between her legs. And they have to be strong people, because otherwise, if she orgasmed, without those people in place, whoever's down on her would get their hand broken, their skull crushed, and their spine snapped by her monstrous body parts.
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That got me thinking, what about spreader bars? She would prolly need more than one, to push away all the fat on the laygs. Plus one positioned kinda between her laygs and cooch to get the fupa out the way.

Maybe jade the builder already crafted a scaffolding-contraption type deal like that?
 
So wifey and big al are clearly having a DD/LG moment.
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inquizadoor said:
.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower
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I second the idea she uses her shower as her place to shit, piss, rinse her body (and her hair on a bi-monthly basis), and brush her teeth. No need to waddle from the toilet to the sink to the shower. Wouldn't be surprised if she had one of these in there that she isn't showing on camera.

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“I’m writing a novel that is plotted around that topic”

Writer-Lynn, future NYT bestselling author and expert Laygo architect.

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YOUR MOM said:
New weight loss strategy - brush her teeth after every meal. The increased physical activity might get her down to 470.

Wipey's tattoos are shittier than Becky's. Is that a black thing?


Yeah, yeah it’s a black thing. They have a separate room, full of pics s’pecially for blacks to choose from. They have all the shitiest tatts, which are for nigga’s only. The ones hand-drawn by speds
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Am I mistaken? Didn't she vlog one time when she had cancer and the doctor told her it had been so long since she had stimulated her vagina, or been cleaned it out, or penetrated that it was really tight and hard to exam? I don't know what vlog it was but I swear I remember her telling us that the doctor actually had a difficult examine her because something about her hole and it was because it had been like literally left uncleaned/touched/whatever so long that the tissues were hard to move around or something. Does anybody else remember this?
 
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