🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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some cunt said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uYp-iNavZ7EThe gaycare was truly the golden age we never appreciated, especially with Eric's own channel shading our hog and capturing the most unflattering angles of her in his videos complimented by the comments of his bum-chum husbando.
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Eric could just about hide his dislike of Amber behind bitchy gay comments that she was too stupid to pick up on, but Ricky oozed contempt for her from every pore. We didn't know how good we had it. :heart-empty:
 
Xenomorph said:
Ramen dryer than her dead cooch
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Just so everyone has an idea, high blood sugar (which big al the carb lover always has a constant insulin high) leads to lack of vaginal lubrication. But the sweat down there form never changing her pants and or moving thus creating a moist humid climate like a big armpit, might keep it form not being dry and in fact full of bacteria. She might even get some nice discharge from her cellulitis. There you go.
 
Tiki Bar Man said:
Just so everyone has an idea, high blood sugar (which big al the carb lover always has a constant insulin high) leads to lack of vaginal lubrication. But the sweat down there form never changing her pants and or moving thus creating a moist humid climate like a big armpit, might keep it form not being dry and in fact full of bacteria. She might even get some nice discharge from her cellulitis. There you go.
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Fuck you for that image!!!!
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Eric could just about hide his dislike of Amber behind bitchy gay comments that she was too stupid to pick up on, but Ricky oozed contempt for her from every pore. We didn't know how good we had it. :heart-empty:
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Which is exactly what we said about the Density era when we were getting sick of the fag shanty and also hoping the move to Lexington would stir things up.

FatAl has one direction and it's straight down.
 
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POV: hamber goes down on you for 'clit things'
 
Tiki Bar Man said:
Just so everyone has an idea, high blood sugar (which big al the carb lover always has a constant insulin high) leads to lack of vaginal lubrication. But the sweat down there form never changing her pants and or moving thus creating a moist humid climate like a big armpit, might keep it form not being dry and in fact full of bacteria. She might even get some nice discharge from her cellulitis. There you go.
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You cant out gross me.. I bet Amber has ass and twat yeast. I bet her underwear looks like when you boil pork ribs and the fat rises to a froth up top
 
FatalTater said:
I think the ramen was what she ate while waiting for a food delivery to arrive.
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She for sure see ramen, even two packs, as just a snack. There has been a few videos were she says this and it's just so fucking ridiculous. Mind you that's 4 portions of ramen for just a snack
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How many times has hamplanet told us that ramen is a trigger food for her? I can think of at least two times.
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D_Tractor said:
"servings per container: 2"
literally no one in history has ever eaten half a pack of ramen.
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You put in the whole Ramen or there's something wrong with you. But you only have one.


But, ARE allergies common this time of year? It's CLEARLY a very important question
 
Shitted Scaredless said:
You put in the whole Ramen or there's something wrong with you. But you only have one.


But, ARE allergies common this time of year? It's CLEARLY a very important question
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Ramen servings are like those muffins or bagels that are counted as two or more servings on the nutrition label, even if they aren't the giant ones that are the size of your head where that makes sense. I don't think I've ever eaten a third of a bagel solely for serving purposes. Using half of the seasoning packet is reasonable considering it's mostly just salt anyway, but if I want Maruchan I'm cooking and eating the whole damn block.

Which reminds me. I was recently gifted an individually wrapped whoopie pie at work by a co worker that claimed they were delicious. Looked at the nutrition label. The package was two servings. Most people would eat that thing in one sitting. It was like Little Debbie sized too.

I know Amber has claimed to have some sort of seasonal allergy in the past, but I can't remember what. Even if she experienced hay fever it's not like she's been outside in like two years anyway. Can we even count the number of times she left in 2021 on both hands?
 
Amberlynn only ever opens her door to pick up an Uber Eats delivery. It seems like she only cares about allergies when it provides her with an excuse not to go outside. After all, it's never stopped her from eating ayygs.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Ramen servings are like those muffins or bagels that are counted as two or more servings on the nutrition label, even if they aren't the giant ones that are the size of your head where that makes sense. I don't think I've ever eaten a third of a bagel solely for serving purposes. Using half of the seasoning packet is reasonable considering it's mostly just salt anyway, but if I want Maruchan I'm cooking and eating the whole damn block.

Which reminds me. I was recently gifted an individually wrapped whoopie pie at work by a co worker that claimed they were delicious. Looked at the nutrition label. The package was two servings. Most people would eat that thing in one sitting. It was like Little Debbie sized too.

I know Amber has claimed to have some sort of seasonal allergy in the past, but I can't remember what. Even if she experienced hay fever it's not like she's been outside in like two years anyway. Can we even count the number of times she left in 2021 on both hands?
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Food industry uses ridiculously small serving sizes so their really unhealthy food looks less unhealthy. In my country there is a color-system on food packaging, based on nutritional value per serving, to tell you immediately how healthy something is. Mainly to prevent kids from eating like shit. (I know SUPER fatphobic.) And our food industry has been trying to cheat with tiny serving sizes, esp. on all the foods children like. And yes, nobody eats half a package of Ramen or one third of a bagel.

Pollen are around all year long and can get into the house in numerous ways. Like spores, they are everywhere. Just open the window or door a tiny bit on a sunny and windy day. I don't think she has pollen filters on the windows or a Hepa air cleaner or vacuum. Could also be dust mites. I doubt she cleans the mattress or sheets often. And I do remember Amber saying she was allergic to cats. And she has two of them. I could be wrong though.
But Amber doesn't understand allergies very well. She doesn't even understand the difference between an intolerance (her egg problem) which involves the digestive tract and an actual allergy which involves the immune system. Her diet full of histamine, salicylic acid and tyramine would cause allergy-like symptoms too. She has been shoveling those snack packs into her gob for a while now. How she is not puking all the time is a mystery to me.
 
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