🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bubblez McGee]

Jade lied to her and told her she'd just randomly and recently happened upon Amber on IG. Then she admitted she's been a viewer for well over a year. She lied for love, okay?

I remember Amber saying that she was suspicious of Jade when she first messaged her, but she started to think she was sincere when Jade asked her how she was doing, Amber said she was OK and Jade replied something to the effect of "people that say they're OK usually arent." Amber was impressed that she was able to figure out so quickly that she really wasn't doing OK and it made her think that Jade might be a really caring and insightful person.
However, when Jade admitted to her that she was a long time viewer, if Amber had any sense, she would have realized that the reason that she knew Amber was not doing so well, wasn't because she had some deeply empathetic nature, but because she'd been watching her videos, so she knew Amber was going through a breakup and was feeling lousy. But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.

31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.

Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.

If Twinkie is currently over 13 lbs then she's probably obese now. That's pretty large for a Chihuahua.


As far as Amber's weight loss that she keeps bragging about, wasn't her last big loss a couple of years back when she had cancer? She boasts about all the things she can do now that she's lost 80lbs or however much it is, as if she just recently dropped the weight, but hasn't she been bouncing between 485 and just over 500lbs and losing those same 15 or 20 lbs for months, if not years? Seriously though, how long has it been since she's actually lost more than 50lbs?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

The only times I've seen Amber drop a lot (by her standards) weight was her winter stomach flus and the cancer saga. Oh, and the infamous 89 pounds after her ex's parents padlocked the fridge like she had fucking Prader-Willis or something.

I've never seen any proof of the 89 elbees being lost, only Fatty's word it happened and we all know her word means shit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.

And now they're both settled in and comfortable that Big Al has gotten right back to her slovenly ways and the "gf" doesn't have to pretend to care any more.

Seriously though, how long has it been since she's actually lost more than 50lbs?

That was it: being sick for months (colds, UTIs, tonsillitis) along with cancer.

 

[thejackal]

People were comparing Wipey tatoos, so I'll give you more work.

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lol, there's enough nitrates in that fridge to give her ass cancer by the time she's 40. Better make sure she gets her daily sodiums!

 

[ObviousMelon]

I remember Amber saying that she was suspicious of Jade when she first messaged her, but she started to think she was sincere when Jade asked her how she was doing, Amber said she was OK and Jade replied something to the effect of "people that say they're OK usually arent." Amber was impressed that she was able to figure out so quickly that she really wasn't doing OK and it made her think that Jade might be a really caring and insightful person.

Jade asked her how she's doing and she'd lie and say she's fine.
Jade asked her how she's DOEEEEN and Amber knew she was the one.

 

[MarvelousMess]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmIqRprs3B4
new diet plan- huge surprise- - hot topic haul.mp4

Anyone else crack up at the cow print? Can’t imagine her in overalls though because she would prob wear a shirt over them or something.. and that’s IF they even fit.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Anytime I see a near-empty fridge I assume that person eats restaurant food 90% of the time.

My thought exactly. This is a pretty empty fridge with most of one shelf loaded with luncheables. Pretty well all her meals are from takeaways. I expect the Noom diet to be a failure as before.

However, when Jade admitted to her that she was a long time viewer, if Amber had any sense, she would have realized that the reason that she knew Amber was not doing so well, wasn't because she had some deeply empathetic nature, but because she'd been watching her videos, so she knew Amber was going through a breakup and was feeling lousy. But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.

Agreed. Amber had to replace Becky pretty quick and anyone would do. Jade aka Wifey found Amber an easy mark. Orko just posted a video showing that Wifey is indeed Jade. From Orko's video, Amber posted on Snapchat that Wifey's favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Meanwhile, Orko found that during a stream on August 17, Wifey said that her favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. What is the possibility that Amber got a new girlfriend who is black and trim, after breaking up with Wifey who is also black and trim?

Remember when she shit on the WLD because his diet didn't have any fruits or vegetables on it?

On the 1,000 pounds Best Friends, the bariatric surgeon wants one of the participants to be at most 400 pounds before doing surgery. Amber gave all kinds of reasons why she did not want to use this surgeon, or the other surgeons, while the real reason is that she needed to be down to about 400 pounds. She has no interest in going on a restrictive diet.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I remember Amber saying that she was suspicious of Jade when she first messaged her, but she started to think she was sincere when Jade asked her how she was doing, Amber said she was OK and Jade replied something to the effect of "people that say they're OK usually arent." Amber was impressed that she was able to figure out so quickly that she really wasn't doing OK and it made her think that Jade might be a really caring and insightful person.
However, when Jade admitted to her that she was a long time viewer, if Amber had any sense, she would have realized that the reason that she knew Amber was not doing so well, wasn't because she had some deeply empathetic nature, but because she'd been watching her videos, so she knew Amber was going through a breakup and was feeling lousy. But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.



If Twinkie is currently over 13 lbs then she's probably obese now. That's pretty large for a Chihuahua.


As far as Amber's weight loss that she keeps bragging about, wasn't her last big loss a couple of years back when she had cancer? She boasts about all the things she can do now that she's lost 80lbs or however much it is, as if she just recently dropped the weight, but hasn't she been bouncing between 485 and just over 500lbs and losing those same 15 or 20 lbs for months, if not years? Seriously though, how long has it been since she's actually lost more than 50lbs?

If Twinkie is a purebred Chihuahua then Amber is the 115 lbs dainty and kind princess she thinks she is. IIRC then Amber wasn't sure what kind of breed Twinkie was when she got her, she said Chihuahua, because she kinda looks like one, except being way too big for one.

Twinkie probably is a Ratcha (Rat Terrier/Chihuahua mix - amazing and lovable little dogs that can get very old) or maybe a Chihuahua/Pinscher or even a Chihuahua/Pitbull mix. So she should be much heavier than a Chihuahua.

But a purebred Chihuahua? Only in Amber's delusions.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Agreed. Amber had to replace Becky pretty quick and anyone would do. Jade aka Wifey found Amber an easy mark. Orko just posted a video showing that Wifey is indeed Jade. From Orko's video, Amber posted on Snapchat that Wifey's favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Meanwhile, Orko found that during a stream on August 17, Wifey said that her favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. What is the possibility that Amber got a new girlfriend who is black and trim, after breaking up with Wifey who is also black and trim?

I don't know how much of this has been expressed already but Jade Francis is a proper sad cunt. What a fucking thrilling existence of extra-curricular sporting activities, unironically posting on LinkedIn, favourite movie being a bad remake of a kids film, moving to The Henry Retirement Village in bumfuck nowhere KY to look after a fat loser who can't hold a conversation, completing her life with a standing desk and a sensible car.

 

[dfranki723]

I'm not going to watch that shit but the arrangement in the thumbnail is pretty lacklustre. I'm not one to be snobby about gifts but whoever did that isn't very good at their fucking job UNLESS Fatty has been fiddling with it nonstop and that's why it's such a bloody mess.

I'd be disappointed if I paid for a flower arrangement and ended up with that bullshit. You can find nicer bouquets in Tesco for fucksake. Goddess Wifey doing the bare minimum for her pile of flab ''girlfriend'', what an absolute angel.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Orko found that during a stream on August 17, Wifey said that her favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

That unforgettable moment when Amber, for whom nothing exists outside of her own fat head, stumbled and fumbled when asked by chat what Wipey's favorite movie is, and she couldn't name it. One of my favorite molments from the Amber Gets Dumped and Never Saw it Coming Because Nothing Exists Outside of Her Own Fat Head Saga 2021.

Gorl can't stop getting busted.

 

[ObviousMelon]

If Twinkie is a purebred Chihuahua then Amber is the 115 lbs dainty and kind princess she thinks she is. IIRC then Amber wasn't sure what kind of breed Twinkie was when she got her, she said Chihuahua, because she kinda looks like one, except being way too big for one.

Twinkie probably is a Ratcha (Rat Terrier/Chihuahua mix - amazing and lovable little dogs that can get very old) or maybe a Chihuahua/Pinscher or even a Chihuahua/Pitbull mix. So she should be much heavier than a Chihuahua.

But a purebred Chihuahua? Only in Amber's delusions.

There's deer head and apple head chihuahuas.
Apple heads are the tiny ones and weigh up to 6lbs, deer heads can weigh up to 12lbs.

 

[TaterBot]

... Jade aka Wifey found Amber an easy mark. Orko just posted a new video... Wifey who is also black and trim?

Spoiler: orko's video

I agree, although I'm puzzled why anyone would want to tolerate alr.
Seeing Jade's arm makes me think she's not so trim. Also wondering bout those tattoos, no colors, simplistic designs, and awful execution looks like prison tats. Maybe more in her background than Amber knows?

 

[pot of sneed]

I agree, although I'm puzzled why anyone would want to tolerate alr.

On some morbid curiosity level, if I were a desperate hobosexual and/or had been a long-time haydur who wanted to see the truth about our gorl out of some insane curiosity than perhaps some people could be interested in sticking around temporarily for the lulz without doing a Beggy and getting life and soul drained over the years. Amberlynn is a narc and it's evident she invests heavily in the honeymoon period to keep new supply around, even forgoing her beloved grazing for a while until she feels comfortable to be herself. Throw those rainbows my way, I'm hoping against hope that Jade is a haydur too and will spill some juicy beans but eyy, this hog weaves some spells to keep everybody from her past shut up. I'm just a desperate fly on the wall, wanting to see the real binges, the rages, smell the stench and hear the tantrums.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I'm hoping against hope that Jade is a haydur too and will spill some juicy beans but eyy, this hog weaves some spells to keep everybody from her past shut up. I'm just a desperate fly on the wall, wanting to see the real binges, the rages, smell the stench and hear the tantrums.

I have a feeling that if Amber crosses Jade, she will not keep quiet like her past idiot girlfriends. I feel that it is just a question of time, Any sane person would reach a point where they cannot stand Amber anymore, hopefully sonner than later.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Jade's motives are still a mystery to me. Is she in it for the money? Is she a nasty fattie fetishist? Does she genuinely like Amber as a person? Is she a hayder carrying out a psychotic gay ops troll of the hambeast? One thing's for certain, any one, or combination of, these means that Jade is just as or more mentally fucked as Amber because no sane person with an IQ above 80 would ever get wrapped up in Amber's BPD orbit.

Also, Jade, you're looking a bit FAT. You might want to leave the sodium bombs to your hog. It's probably safer for you too. Don't want to lose a finger now.

 

[FickleFuck]

So Wipey is the equivalent of DeathByJen's Gin. Love that for Hambutt. Maybe those 2 fat fucks should collab. Gin and Wipey should be good with that since Wipey likes the D and he has no standards. Both Hams are gonna be so pissed though.

 

[FatalTater]

I was watching Amber's new diet plan/huge surprise etc video through a reaction channel and I realized that she didn't get a ring size thingy so she could lay to rest the rumors she made up about her ring size, it was so she would have a reason to show us her knuckles.

Amber is going through all the things that have gotten her "hate" or attention in the past, trying to rekindle interest. lol So pitiful.

Also I looked it up and those Hillshire Farms snack pack things she has a ton of cost around $3.00-$3.50 each. How much healthy, filling food could be purchased for that?

 

[purplemacar0n]

I was watching Amber's new diet plan/huge surprise etc video through a reaction channel and I realized that she didn't get a ring size thingy so she could lay to rest the rumors she made up about her ring size, it was so she would have a reason to show us her knuckles.

Amber is going through all the things that have gotten her "hate" or attention in the past, trying to rekindle interest. lol So pitiful.

Also I looked it up and those Hillshire Farms snack pack things she has a ton of cost around $3.00-$3.50 each. How much healthy, filling food could be purchased for that?

amber lies about literally everything what do you expect

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was watching Amber's new diet plan/huge surprise etc video through a reaction channel and I realized that she didn't get a ring size thingy so she could lay to rest the rumors she made up about her ring size, it was so she would have a reason to show us her knuckles.

Could be both. Although it occurs to me she doesn't understand the value of efficiency, so probably not.

Amber is going through all the things that have gotten her "hate" or attention in the past, trying to rekindle interest. lol So pitiful.

She really is trying to rekindle that magic and fire she had with all of us in the Eric & Ricky era. Laughing at herself in that reaction vid (even though she had to be boiling inside), showing her knuckles, screeching laughter (worse than usual), eating on camera/doing grocery hauls, starting diets again and immediately quitting, etc. Give it up, Big Al. You're like those aging Hollywood queens trying to make a comeback, but you're old, old news. Show your laygs or eat a giant meal on camera and grow yourself ever larger, or both at once. That'll do the trick.

Also I looked it up and those Hillshire Farms snack pack things she has a ton of cost around $3.00-$3.50 each. How much healthy, filling food could be purchased for that?

As we know: a lot. Enough for many decent meals.


On another note, I was watching this, and came across this when she was showing off the eareeens she had bought.



That terrible thing looks like either a paramecium

or a horseshoe crab, right side up or upside down - a twofer:

Fashion mogul, she is not.