🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Saw this article on Lexi Reed this morning and couldn't help but see all the dotted lines relating to Hamber.

So... many... similarities. But Lexi DID actually lose the weight, had skin carved off her, no medical insurance and at 30... went into total organ failure.

Hamber, do you fucking hear me? This is why your incredible "weight loss journey" will put you in the same deathbed as Lexi.

Moral? Ain't none. Fat and hulthy vs. unfat and now dead. Either option makes you worm food.

 
beanbag in a hurry said:
I'm sorry, miss. You said without?
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Chantal's breathing to me just sounds like a fat person trying to do something strenuous. I'd go out on a limb and say that her lungs are in better shape than Big Al's.

GunnlaugurSassoon said:
My ALR lore has become rusty as fuck, but didn't she have a video where she said she hates when people say things like "you have such pretty eyes" because it means they don't want to say she's pretty because she's fat or some shit?
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She claims people tell her she has "such a pretty face", but that's just as much a lie as anything else she says.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Saw this article on Lexi Reed this morning and couldn't help but see all the dotted lines relating to Hamber.

So... many... similarities. But Lexi DID actually lose the weight, had skin carved off her, no medical insurance and at 30... went into total organ failure.

Hamber, do you fucking hear me? This is why your incredible "weight loss journey" will put you in the same deathbed as Lexi.

Moral? Ain't none. Fat and hulthy vs. unfat and now dead. Either option makes you worm food.

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Shit like this pisses me off so much. I don’t know anything about this woman aside from what I just read, but at least she was trying. This reminds me of the woman on MSHPL who had started to do Dr. Now’s diet, had enrolled in college and was actually taking her situation seriously and all of a sudden she died in the middle of filming.

Then you have people out here like Amber and Chantal who are rewarded day after day for their retarded trolling and attention seeking with easy money. They have both done nothing but get more fat and smug since they started their channels and they’ve raked in more cash from being fat and stupid than the majority of people will ever make for working and actually contributing to society.

Neither of them actually cares about their health problems or that people hate them so they’re not really facing consequences. Consequences only count if they serve as some kind of punishment and they can only be punishment if the person facing the consequences suffers somehow. These two don’t give a fuck so do they really suffer as much as people like to think they do?

I’m sure they both think “well when I’m dead then I’m just dead and then it won’t matter” as true hedonists tend to believe. I don’t think either one of them cares if they die young, especially Amber. As long as she has enough YT bux to buy cheap Chinese shit from Walmart and sodium from Doordash, she’s happy as a pig in shit.

It doesn’t ever actually bother me until I see someone else try to do the right thing and then life just shits all over them.

I’ll take my hats and puzzle pieces now.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Saw this article on Lexi Reed this morning and couldn't help but see all the dotted lines relating to Hamber.

So... many... similarities. But Lexi DID actually lose the weight, had skin carved off her, no medical insurance and at 30... went into total organ failure.

Hamber, do you fucking hear me? This is why your incredible "weight loss journey" will put you in the same deathbed as Lexi.

Moral? Ain't none. Fat and hulthy vs. unfat and now dead. Either option makes you worm food.

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This article mentions a word that is like ecstasy to these people; 'Crowdfunding'.

Becky will have to cope hard that she won't get any of the organ failure Internet stranger paycheck. However, Jade probably has her eye on that prize.
 
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WTF would we call her that, Hamber, when it isn't her name?
 
mythical mother said:
This reminds me of the woman on MSHPL who had started to do Dr. Now’s diet, had enrolled in college and was actually taking her situation seriously and all of a sudden she died in the middle of filming.
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Oh was that the poor black woman? IIRC, her family wasn’t supportive at all, but she had such a positive outlook. That one really made me sad.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
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WTF would we call her that, Hamber, when it isn't her name?
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Looks like the conspiracy theory about Jade trooning out may be real after all. Hmmm.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Oh was that the poor black woman? IIRC, her family wasn’t supportive at all, but she had such a positive outlook. That one really made me sad.


Looks like the conspiracy theory about Jade trooning out may be real after all. Hmmm.
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We'll get another deep, darkest secret confession vid two years from now, admitting it.
 
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Was falling asleep during this shit...

Until she FINALLY ADMITTED HER 2020 WEIGHT LOSS WAS DUE TO CANCER.

I thought she was screeching that she lost the weight because she knew what was good for her?!!? SHITBUCKET.

And that's that. Can't listen to this vapid wench anymore. I'm going to go clean parrot poop - it's less mind-numbing than listening to her prattling.
 
It’s understandable to be disheartened when seeing people like ALR and Chantal making lots of money while others are working long hours for low pay, etc. I’ve always said though that such people are mad at the wrong ones. Honestly, I seldom watch an ALR video and haven’t seen an actual Chantal one in years, except through the reaction channels. I think that’s the best option. Just don’t watch them directly anymore.
 
Oh fun, a grocery haul!

Two "less" sodium taco seasoning packets
A bigass container of dried minced onion
Broccoli (Nutritionlynn insists that you should stop buying frozen over fresh because "fresh tastes better")
Five little charcuteries packed like Lunchables (calls Genoa salami "gyno")
Colgate toothpaste ("you know how I raved over Sensodyne last year because I became obsessed with brushing my teeth!" oh you're so quirky! (plz die))
 
mythical mother said:
Then you have people out here like Amber and Chantal who are rewarded day after day for their retarded trolling and attention seeking with easy money.
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“Two men went up into the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee, standing by himself, prayed thus: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’ But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me, a sinner!’ I tell you, this man went down to his house justified, rather than the other. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” Luke 18:10-14

A faithful man will abound with blessings, but whoever hastens to be rich will not go unpunished. Proverbs 28:20

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. Matthew 6:1-34

Take comfort, fren.

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I just finished watching the latest My 600lb Life and I have to say, David is a really sympathetic character. As someone mentioned earlier, it's a similar situation to Fat Amber, growing up in foster care, feeling let down by those around him and turning to food for comfort.

This is why I don't agree with Fat Amber she she says her weight is why people dislike her. It's not. I really felt myself rooting for this guy and you could see the commitment he had to change. He had some cheat days, saw the impact it had on his chance for surgery and then started going to therapy. It's so much easier to root for someone who seems to be genuine, kind and really ready to change.

None of these characteristics are present with Fat Amber. She baits her audeince, trolls them, claims to be on a diet but then binges on McDonalds nightly and pretends she can't understand why she isn't losing weight. She blames her audience for not being supportive and spends so much time saying how wrong everyone is about her. She is obnoxious, rude, vain and I don't doubt that if she lost the weight, she would be even worse.

Fat Amber has this entitled attitude, like her audience owes her something more than the money she is being provided with thanks to their views. She wants all of the praise for doing none of the work. It's pretty sad that after YEARS of trying to lose weight and failing, she doesn't try something different. I won't go into the definition of insanity and all that shit but it does stand to reason that most people would look at the results and make changes if it's not working for them.
 
Constellationzero said:
“Two men went up into the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee, standing by himself, prayed thus: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’ But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me, a sinner!’ I tell you, this man went down to his house justified, rather than the other. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” Luke 18:10-14

A faithful man will abound with blessings, but whoever hastens to be rich will not go unpunished. Proverbs 28:20

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. Matthew 6:1-34

Take comfort, fren.

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Yup. A few things the Bible got right. Now that I think of it, I wish “Haydur Nation” listened while they were doing “amber cons”.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Oh fun, a grocery haul!

Broccoli (Nutritionlynn insists that you should stop buying frozen over fresh because "fresh tastes better")
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Haven't watched it yet, but this bitch. WTF does she know about "taste" when she chomps twice on something and then swallows so she can shove more shit into her piehole, because if you eat faster, you get more? Same bitch who was extolling the virtues of frozen because it's frozen at the peak of freshness. Both can be just fine, you twat, if you bother to cook it properly instead of throwing a back in the microwave for 30 seconds so you can have third dinner as quickly as humanly possible.

My Cat Is Racist said:
I just finished watching the latest My 600lb Life and I have to say, David is a really sympathetic character. As someone mentioned earlier, it's a similar situation to Fat Amber, growing up in foster care, feeling let down by those around him and turning to food for comfort.
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That would be me, and he was indeed one of the most sympathetic people they've ever had on the show. I finally get back to watching MSHPL and it's someone I couldn't work up any snark for.

My Cat Is Racist said:
This is why I don't agree with Fat Amber she she says her weight is why people dislike her. It's not. I really felt myself rooting for this guy and you could see the commitment he had to change. He had some cheat days, saw the impact it had on his chance for surgery and then started going to therapy. It's so much easier to root for someone who seems to be genuine, kind and really ready to change.
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She's a terrible person and would be at any size.
 
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