🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tea Sipper said:
God she is literally unwatchable now. She desperately needs some supporting characters. Can she hurry up and reveal Jade already so we can confirm what we already know?
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I bet you one of stipulations of their relationship was that Wipey never reveals her face.
 
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I bet you one of stipulations of their relationship was that Wipey never reveals her face.
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Jade is not there for the long run and does not want her reputation trashed by being associated with Amber. It means that Amber has to do a lot of girations to make sure she does not use her name. She sounds idiotic by saying “my girlfriend” knowing that she is 31 and lived with her for half a year.
 
I finally found the clip where she admitted she was "immobile" (i.e. bedbound) in 2019 - this is from 2020. This past year, she got steamed at Becky for saying that even though Big Al was bedbound, she still did things for herself, like go to the bathroom. Bonus in this clip is her really working that frowny face, making her look even more like a disapproving grandmother. (Cued, as always.)


Also, congrats to @I liek fr0gs for being on the nose in predicting Big Al being bedbound in 2019.

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Were we supposed to be shocked that Amber has had to rely on infrequent bed baths instead of actually bathing? She talked about having trouble fitting in the shower in her "Struggles Being a Ginormous, Vapid Fatass Me" series all the way back in July 2018:
 
"I've gotten stuck before..."

Has anyone here EVER gotten stuck trying to get in the shower? Doubtful.

1st World Megafat 600 ellbee problems. The street shitters in the rest of the world giggle hilariously at your "problems" of self-induced gullet stuffing.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I finally found the clip where she admitted she was "immobile" (i.e. bedbound) in 2019 - this is from 2020. This past year, she got steamed at Becky for saying that even though Big Al was bedbound, she still did things for herself, like go to the bathroom. Bonus in this clip is her really working that frowny face, making her look even more like a disapproving grandmother. (Cued, as always.)

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Also, congrats to @I liek fr0gs for being on the nose in predicting Big Al being bedbound in 2019.

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They were right about NoNecks getting the beetus too.
 
Amber admitting being bed bound... I wonder if she argued with Becky and is trying to get ahead of the story in case Becky decides to spill tea?

...and if Becky was bringing her soapy water and a cloth... how... Amber's short lil' arms... there is no way she could reach!
Tell a better story, #Amberlynn. Did Becky bring the garden hose in from outside and rinse her off from across the room?
 
FatalTater said:
Amber admitting being bed bound... I wonder if she argued with Becky and is trying to get ahead of the story in case Becky decides to spill tea?

...and if Becky was bringing her soapy water and a cloth... how... Amber's short lil' arms... there is no way she could reach!
Tell a better story, #Amberlynn. Did Becky bring the garden hose in from outside and rinse her off from across the room?
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Agreed, there's not a lot about this story that makes sense other than confirming the obvious, which we all knew: Amber was bedbound and wasn't able to clean/wipe herself, and I would also argue that these things are still true to some extent. The shower she has now looks like it could be accessible, but there's no way that she's able to sufficiently bathe herself now on her own.

She loves to gain and lose the same 60-80 lbs over and over again and act as if losing such a small amount of weight makes a significant difference in her quality of life - then months down the line she'll admit all the "rumors" were true and she was never able to do most of the things that she claimed she could. Really curious to see what ends up being confirmed to be a lie in about 6 months.
 
Edit: I should’ve lurked more :crocodile:

In keeping up with break ups in the ALR verse, Kasey is single again. Again, not surprised.

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Dangit, my hyperfocusing squirrel brain wouldn't let go of trying to figure out how Amber bathes, and it made me go back and look at the video where she shows her shower to see if she has a hand-held showerhead.
Something like that could be a game changer as far as rinsing off the undercarriage goes, but I think she just has a regular shower.
 
Jade is still in the honeymoon phase if her sassy and cheesy diction is any indication. Some of these answers feel like Amber had input in. This isn't going to last no matter how much Jade is being paid. Mammy Wipeisha will get tired of Amber's literal shit if she balloons closer to the 600 lbs. range. "She's crazy emotional." :story:

The chimpout between these two and burnout of the U-Haul truck will heard for miles. Jade strikes me as the type of aggressive dyke to go on a vengeance meltdown.
 
Nobody types in ALL CAPS unless they are trying to fake personalities here.
"GET TO KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" - golden opportunity to show how wipey is such a white knight badass woman..
I don't believe it's wipey (what person who talks like this)- its definitely Amberlynn Reid: the racist catfisher.
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I sometimes have wondered if this bitch is trying to get a show on TV, something like my 600 pound life.
If she really wanted to lose weight she would have gotten a surgery by now.
 
So Hamber is now faking a person existing. Who is inspired possibly by hired help.

The 'Are you Coherent thing' makes me wonder if the hired help has legit had to ask her that question when she's struggling with oxygen levels or the like..or if she's on medication for god knows how much pain control.
 
That is clearly Amber's writing, you can tell because of her verbiage. Amber is basic and if you notice. All of those words Amber uses in sentence structures, Amber has a very limited vocabulary too. This is clearly her. Lame effort Amber but it's Amber who is lower effort than Chantal.
 
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