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The arms are way too skinny to be Amber’s.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The arms are way too skinny to be Amber’s.
GunnlaugurSassoon
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I can't even watch bottle's video. Gurl is so boring. WHO CARES
Kudos to all of you that had the energy to recap, this is unwatchable
Kudos to all of you that had the energy to recap, this is unwatchable
Meaty Fulcrum
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Fellow farmers, beware! The following screenshot invoked mental images so revolting that I am making this post while being hauled to the local psychiatric hospital.
FupaCitySheriff
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Very strange why all these channels have all started to react and comment about a dying channel....
Also strange that I'm not getting any notifications or even recommendations for Faxx's new videos. I just thought they hadn't posted anything new. Even searching for Amberlynn Reid or just Amber resulted in nothing for their channel. But when I went to their channel, they have posted 3 new videos, but their views are way down-
13 days ago = 102k
11 days ago = 79k
8 days ago = 76k
6 days ago = 51k (last video that I found when I was on their channel)
2 days = 25k
2 days = 25k
13 hours ago = 19k
This really might be a 'conspiracy' molment, rather than a rumour molment.
Also strange that I'm not getting any notifications or even recommendations for Faxx's new videos. I just thought they hadn't posted anything new. Even searching for Amberlynn Reid or just Amber resulted in nothing for their channel. But when I went to their channel, they have posted 3 new videos, but their views are way down-
13 days ago = 102k
11 days ago = 79k
8 days ago = 76k
6 days ago = 51k (last video that I found when I was on their channel)
2 days = 25k
2 days = 25k
13 hours ago = 19k
This really might be a 'conspiracy' molment, rather than a rumour molment.
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"If I had a regular job where I would leave the house I don't think I would have had such a huge opportunity to reach almost 600 pounds"
OPPORTUNITY
lol gorl wut? You need to go look up the definition of that word, ReaderLynn.
Amber's grasp of the English language will never fail to amaze me.
OPPORTUNITY
lol gorl wut? You need to go look up the definition of that word, ReaderLynn.
Amber's grasp of the English language will never fail to amaze me.
Yeah I've had that issue since maybe early January? I have to specifically search for their channel or they don't show up at all. There's a way to "fix" that but I don't even know if they're aware of it or not?
Didn't she gain a bunch of weight while working a job with Destiny though???
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I made this exact point about her possibly being a normal size if Youtube didn't pay off, in this thread quite recently. I want to say it's probably not a coincidence given she isn't very self aware. Hello Amber, thanks for reading.
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What a bunch of self-serving bullshit this video is. As usual, any video is cued for relevance.
The "gf" is a saint, supporting Big Al like no one ever before. Except when it comes to Big Al ordering whatever shitty food she wants. It's so funny listening to this bitch -well, let me rephrase and say it's funnier than usual sometimes, because she talks about the "gf" the way some people talk about their god: everything good that happens = credit to the "gf". Big Al walks five time to the mailbox (sure you do, but let's move on), doesn't think she can do six. The "gf" takes her hand, gives her a pep talk, and Big Al does that sixth one. Everything bad that happens = not the "gf's" (god's) fault, she can't stop me from opening the UberEats app. What, no taking of your hand and giving you a pep talk? The "gf" gives her some tough love when she gains weight - she must be doing tons of that - except when Big Al says she "just can handle tough love" at that moment, which defeats the purpose altogether. Other assorted bullshit, etc.
And abut that mailbox walking thing, Fatty: you were a right cunt to people asking you about building your stamina by walking to the mailbox, and surprise! People were correct to be skeptical of your (as usual) horseshit.
This whole "we ask either 'are you coherent right now?'" thing is stupid and likely untrue, as if the thought that the "gf" has ever stopped a single instance of Big Al ordering her shit food by being level-headed and asking questions is something that ever happened. Big Al has never had anyone who was there for her to ask her if she was sure she wanted McD's or made her second guess her ordering. Really? No one ever voiced concerns? Like, say, Becky, when she questioned you about having her go out and get you food? With you getting angry with her for having the audacity to question your highness' order? Something like that? Hell, you even tried to squeeze out a tear about how you would yell at Becky at those times.
The "gf" is just another enabler in a line of them. But the most important thing for Big Al is there's another person in the house.
I love that she can't even understand the cycle graphic that's completely devoted to her. Can't even define that the latest performative WW shit was phase one.
I don't think there's any big conspiracy about why reaction channels are at her again: she's flailing around as much as a whale can at that size, trying to be outrageous (fail), trying to convince people she's anything but a lazy bumpkin (fail), trying to gaslight the audience by pretending what they've witnessed isn't what it is (fail), and trying to increase views by eating on camera (dingdingding!). Reactors have had the equivalent of reacting to paint drying as far as her channel goes for awhile now. Anything that breaks that routine is good as a break from something like the freak show that is Chantal.
The biggest, hugest, deepest, darkest secret: she was bedbound most of 2019 and washed in bed. No. Shit. We knew this for quite some time, even though you denied it time and time again, like the fucking gaslighter you are. REAL gaslighting, not the shit you bitched at your *viewers* for, you lying twat. And you still cannot bring yourself to admit that Becky was bathing you. Because, LogicLynn, there's no fucking way you could possibly reach your whole body to wash with your TRex arms and your gigantic body. Even with a rag on a stick, it's impossible. So don't "confess" this and then flash that SmugLynn face at us like you are not exactly like those fat fucks on MSHPL. What's remarkable is that you said you were immobile in a video at Eric & Ricky's, then once again denied being bedbound in a live at the Henry. And Becky stepped up to try to cover for you, as usual. So you can fuck right off with these "confessions", which are bullshit that everyone already knew, and stop trying to be coy by shitting all over Becky and then not naming her as effectively your fucking caretaker just like your current "gf", you ungrateful bitch.
The rest is just more of the same boring shit. Your crocodile tears do not move me, Fatty. Show your laygs and/or go back to eating yourself to death. Those are the only two remotely interesting things about you at this point.
PS: Other items for programming her shock collar:
Phrases: "You guys have to understand/riihlize", "I'm proud of myself" (for the stupidest things)
Any word where she elides letters: impor-en, Wommar
Or adds them: bolth, molment
Or is just fucking stupid about pronunciation: ordamint, suckalent
The "gf" is a saint, supporting Big Al like no one ever before. Except when it comes to Big Al ordering whatever shitty food she wants. It's so funny listening to this bitch -well, let me rephrase and say it's funnier than usual sometimes, because she talks about the "gf" the way some people talk about their god: everything good that happens = credit to the "gf". Big Al walks five time to the mailbox (sure you do, but let's move on), doesn't think she can do six. The "gf" takes her hand, gives her a pep talk, and Big Al does that sixth one. Everything bad that happens = not the "gf's" (god's) fault, she can't stop me from opening the UberEats app. What, no taking of your hand and giving you a pep talk? The "gf" gives her some tough love when she gains weight - she must be doing tons of that - except when Big Al says she "just can handle tough love" at that moment, which defeats the purpose altogether. Other assorted bullshit, etc.
And abut that mailbox walking thing, Fatty: you were a right cunt to people asking you about building your stamina by walking to the mailbox, and surprise! People were correct to be skeptical of your (as usual) horseshit.
This whole "we ask either 'are you coherent right now?'" thing is stupid and likely untrue, as if the thought that the "gf" has ever stopped a single instance of Big Al ordering her shit food by being level-headed and asking questions is something that ever happened. Big Al has never had anyone who was there for her to ask her if she was sure she wanted McD's or made her second guess her ordering. Really? No one ever voiced concerns? Like, say, Becky, when she questioned you about having her go out and get you food? With you getting angry with her for having the audacity to question your highness' order? Something like that? Hell, you even tried to squeeze out a tear about how you would yell at Becky at those times.
The "gf" is just another enabler in a line of them. But the most important thing for Big Al is there's another person in the house.
I love that she can't even understand the cycle graphic that's completely devoted to her. Can't even define that the latest performative WW shit was phase one.
I don't think there's any big conspiracy about why reaction channels are at her again: she's flailing around as much as a whale can at that size, trying to be outrageous (fail), trying to convince people she's anything but a lazy bumpkin (fail), trying to gaslight the audience by pretending what they've witnessed isn't what it is (fail), and trying to increase views by eating on camera (dingdingding!). Reactors have had the equivalent of reacting to paint drying as far as her channel goes for awhile now. Anything that breaks that routine is good as a break from something like the freak show that is Chantal.
The biggest, hugest, deepest, darkest secret: she was bedbound most of 2019 and washed in bed. No. Shit. We knew this for quite some time, even though you denied it time and time again, like the fucking gaslighter you are. REAL gaslighting, not the shit you bitched at your *viewers* for, you lying twat. And you still cannot bring yourself to admit that Becky was bathing you. Because, LogicLynn, there's no fucking way you could possibly reach your whole body to wash with your TRex arms and your gigantic body. Even with a rag on a stick, it's impossible. So don't "confess" this and then flash that SmugLynn face at us like you are not exactly like those fat fucks on MSHPL. What's remarkable is that you said you were immobile in a video at Eric & Ricky's, then once again denied being bedbound in a live at the Henry. And Becky stepped up to try to cover for you, as usual. So you can fuck right off with these "confessions", which are bullshit that everyone already knew, and stop trying to be coy by shitting all over Becky and then not naming her as effectively your fucking caretaker just like your current "gf", you ungrateful bitch.
The rest is just more of the same boring shit. Your crocodile tears do not move me, Fatty. Show your laygs and/or go back to eating yourself to death. Those are the only two remotely interesting things about you at this point.
PS: Other items for programming her shock collar:
Phrases: "You guys have to understand/riihlize", "I'm proud of myself" (for the stupidest things)
Any word where she elides letters: impor-en, Wommar
Or adds them: bolth, molment
Or is just fucking stupid about pronunciation: ordamint, suckalent
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She probably thinks getting one would help her eat moar food faster.
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I think it is an opportunity. Getting up and going to work takes a large chunk out of her day. She would burn too many calories and wouldnt be able to do a job at her size. She would maintain at maybe 300 or 400 lbs not the 500 shes at currently. Her binge eating goes back and forth between being out of her control and something she just willingly chooses but i think the word opportunity just came out as a Freudian slip but its the most honest shes been in months.
Theres only so much weight you can pack on while having a job. She was much smaller then she is now.
Not having a job where she has a routine is ambers dream- shes got her whole day to eat fast food, junk, order out, have wipey go get stuff and prepare it all while being completely sedentary.
If amber could have a dainty girly socially accepted way of being 100% sedentary and shit and piss where shes at she would do it without hesitation. As long as people come see her and she is taken care of she will stay unmoving.
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That part bothered me too. It sounds like something Amber's seen in a movie or read in one of her YA novels.
IF it actually did happen? There's something about Wifey that intimidates Amber like no one ever has. Wonder what it could be?
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Around blacks, never relax????
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Ham's is laying it on thick. It is very manufactured and fake. Wipey is feeding her in more ways than one.
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''Are you coherent?'' Sounds like she's trying to make it seem incredibly serious. Of course she's fucking ''coherent''. Fucking ridiculous. Fat Cunt is attempting to make her greed sound completely uncontrollable, an out of body experience for her.
Stop being dramatic you troglodyte glutton.
What an absolutely moronic question. It's not as serious as you want it to be Hamber. If your ''girlfriend'' is playing along, she's just as pathetic.
E - Ah, mildly ninja'd.
Stop being dramatic you troglodyte glutton.
What an absolutely moronic question. It's not as serious as you want it to be Hamber. If your ''girlfriend'' is playing along, she's just as pathetic.
E - Ah, mildly ninja'd.
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Turd Fergusson
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Clearly, Amber is in a weight maintenance phase. Likely, as soon as it goes over 500 pounds she cuts back a bit. At 490 pounds, her body tells her she is starving and she cannot control herself. This is as low as she will go.
Next to running out of food, Amber's biggest fear is to be alone. She is trying to butter Jade in staying by complimenting her all the time. Basically, they are roomates.
I never heard anyone talking like this. This is an obvious lie.
I do not think that she is even an enabler. Jade wanted a cheap place to live outside NYC and Amber wanted someone, anyone, so that she was not alone. This fits each other needs. As soon as Jade is ready to move on, she will be gone, and Amber would not be able to stop her. I expect her to be gone by summer.
For her latest video, as of 3 pm, Amber has 47k views, Bottle, 44k and AF, 23k. If this conspiracy was to bring additional viewership, it did not work. Amber is stale and is old news.
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Oh, no doubt it's a useless try on Big Al's part to get back to the halcyon days of the Eric & Ricky Era. She doesn't seem to grasp that in order to do that, she has to have a semblance of a life, preferably with other characters in the mix because by erself, she's fucking annoying and smug without reason to be.
I'm listening to Justine's react to this, and it's funny as hell.
I'm noticing that this bitch is saying the exact same things she said in a previous video from Eric & Ricky's - she can roll around in bed, no problem, like a "normal" person, shower like a "normal" person - WATCH THAT ABLEISM, BITCH.
ETA: I wonder if the "gf" is giving her acting lessons, like how to bring up some actual tears to cry on camera.
ETA 2: Big Al is becoming quite the potty mouth - I guess we know another thing she's adopted, personality-wise, from the "gf".
I'm listening to Justine's react to this, and it's funny as hell.
I'm noticing that this bitch is saying the exact same things she said in a previous video from Eric & Ricky's - she can roll around in bed, no problem, like a "normal" person, shower like a "normal" person - WATCH THAT ABLEISM, BITCH.
ETA: I wonder if the "gf" is giving her acting lessons, like how to bring up some actual tears to cry on camera.
ETA 2: Big Al is becoming quite the potty mouth - I guess we know another thing she's adopted, personality-wise, from the "gf".
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Pippeyy
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This personality is slightly more tolerable than her Jeffree Star/James Charles phase.
It honestly seems like Jade isn't interacting with her enough for her to completely take on her traits. Which has left her even more boring than before.
Her saying she doesn't like obnoxious earrings anymore seemed like a giveaway that she has no clue what to do with herself.
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God she is literally unwatchable now. She desperately needs some supporting characters. Can she hurry up and reveal Jade already so we can confirm what we already know?